Alec

would pay anything to watch this happen live again

@Bjpittmanjr12 @FLAWLESSKONN @AdamSpolane too bad his bat isn’t very good

@FLAWLESSKONN @AdamSpolane Janek is going to be a very good catcher

Cam Smith and Brice Matthews becoming really good Major Leaguers is how the Astros keep the window open

@annoyingastros HB 20 runs given up incoming

Last nights Astros game was so fun to watch which means tn’s will probably be miserable but idc that shit was #electric

@deGromloverette @AltuveEnjoyer a 4.26 is not average, astros offense is great

@Framchise @AltuveEnjoyer It’s average and that’s great👍

Our up and coming star already owns him

@deGromloverette @AltuveEnjoyer it’s certainly not good lmfao, it’s bad considering the rangers offense has been bad outside of the fluke year of 2023

@Framchise @AltuveEnjoyer That’s not bad? what’re you on about

@OMENEDIT @TalksToPeople he said Dallas Keuchel silly

@TalksToPeople I don’t give a fuck about the Sox or the yanks but get Rangers name out of your stupid fucking mouth

I thought Dallas Keuchel was good in Houston?

MLB could have almost guaranteed a Crochet vs Brown matchup tomorrow but only had the red sox play a 3 game series instead of 4 to start the season 🥀

Thankful. ✊

@adryanashton @BiasedHouston had to charge the bunnies a bit

did Amen just call for a lob while he was standing at the 3pt line?? nah he actually a freak😭😭

@BroncoBob19813 @schnozenhammer @byesline There’s a better chance of a first down happening than the denver broncos winning a full 9 inning game vs the colorado rockies. you are delusional

@Framchise @schnozenhammer @byesline Moral of the story. This is an incredibly stupid conversation. Like kindergartners arguing whether a grizzly bear could beat a great white shark in a fight. Context matters 😂

I can’t believe I’m even going to ask this but we’re having a split debate behind the scenes at station… If the Denver Broncos played the Colorado Rockies 162 times would the football players win a single game?

@BroncoBob19813 @schnozenhammer @byesline You don’t think MLB athletes could muster a 1st down in 17 NFL games? that’s genuinely a worse take than the guy you are responding to. You could combine the best of the best defenses, Texans Broncos Seahawks, I’d still bet money MLB athletes could get 1 first down in 17 games

@schnozenhammer @byesline This is the worst take in a thread of terrible takes. Don’t think the Broncos would win a single game of baseball… but in an entire season I bet they’d get a few on base and maybe even score a run. Don’t think the MLB athletes could muster a 1st down in 17 NFL games.

@nestagraphics still not enough

Eagles get: Will Anderson Jr. Texans get: Ownership of the Eagles franchise 46% of all land in the Philadelphia area The entire OL Jeff Stoutland Both Super Bowl trophies Jalen Carter 5 firsts from 2027-2031 Saquon Barkley The Eagles uniform sets & the Rocky statue

@astros @budweiserusa “matthews 1-2”

Burrows with 1⃣0⃣0⃣ career K's! #ChaseTheFight x @budweiserusa

I don’t get why MLB schedules games so weird at the beginning of the season, most teams played yesterday and started a series, and then immediately the next day barely half the league is playing games

@BaseballWRLD_ Houston legend John Paciorek (I just found out these are literally his career stats, he went 3-3 with 2 walks and never had another PA in his career)

The highest OPS in MLB history, minimum 5 plate appearances:

@annoyingastros setting up for an Astros and Razorbacks baseball title, I see the future

Astros L Stars L Razorbacks L What the fuck guys lol

@ittruckmonth apple tv game

We may have lost last night but RANGERS AND MARINERS LOST TOO WE MOVE BURROWS ON THE MOUND WE GETTING A W TODAY 🔥😤

@LeiterIsKing 28/3/3 on 42% shooting against the best defense in the country is bad now ig

This is why watching the games and truly understanding what impactful basketball looks like is important. One of these players was incredible, while the other was a disaster.

rewarded a flop from a team up 20 a flagrant 2 lmfao. have some integrity stripes

See the fatal flaw of my precious pig is it is always good enough to get you into the spotlight but it will always humiliate you no matter what the occasion may be