Fraser Bateman

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It will be wild if Hearts win the Premiership, given we've not had a winner outside Glasgow in over 40 years. It will be wild if Rangers win the Premiership, given they only won 1 of their opening 7 games of the season and they have only won 53% of their league games to date with just 8 left to play. It will be wild if Celtic win the Premiership, given they've lost 7 times already this season, have changed manager 3 times, and had two utter clusterfuck transfer windows. It will be wild if Celtic land the double, given all of the above and the fact they won a quarter final despite not registering a single shot on target. It will be wild if St.Mirren win a major trophy, or even two, but still manage to get themselves relegated. It will be wild that Steven Pressley has outlasted the manager of Celtic (twice), Rangers, Aberdeen, St.Mirren, Kilmarnock and Livingston this season. It's wild that with 8 games to play Motherwell have the best defensive record in the Premiership and have lost the same number of games as the league leaders. It's wild that 3 of Hearts 5 defeats this season have come against the teams currently sitting 9th, 10th and 11th in the league. It's wild that Livingston won their 2nd game of the season and in the middle of March, 28 games later, they are still waiting on their next victory. It's Scottish football. And it is indeed, wild.

Delighted to have been asked to support @vidabanduk at @thetunnelsab Saturday 4th April. Tickets: skiddle.com/whats-on/Aberd…

Stop paying £200 to go to concerts and start paying £15 to go to gigs........

@JamesSkellyBand @thecoralband Excellent tune but I’ve been on a “put the sun back” trip lately

My favourite @thecoralband song👀

Happy 4th birthday Lady Belle!

The Binary Sunset moment in Star Wars: A New Hope (1977) remains pure cinema. Luke watching the twin suns while Williams’ theme rises is the emotional high blockbusters still chase, and the score was written in a blazing two-week sprint.

Best bands ever: 10. every 9. group has 8. their great 7. moments and 6. it's never 5. fair to actually 4. list bands according 3. to your own personal 2. taste 1. The Beatles

This Friday! Please mention us when you pay at the door!

@Record_Sport Did he though?

Graeme Shinnie goes nuclear on Aberdeen's 'disgraceful' Scottish Cup exit amid next manager fiasco dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football…

@Hiiliketrees 👍🏻

How many oasis fans are also green party supporters i wanna see something 💚💚

@martyngnr Not a problem for “Tommy” if it’s a white guy

So much for “protecting women”. It’s only a little bit of rapey-wape is it?

@johnpowerla @shiner_sam See you in Aberdeen the day after my birthday!

Here is the updated poster for the solo book tour that starts next week.24 dates in all.Looking forward to seeing you all out and about. I was initially going to visit more places but it’s the Easter Holidays and I’m going on a long overdue egg hunt for a week. Love & peace Jp

@stonefish100 At first I was pleased for them. Then I decided I didn’t like the idea. Now I’m warming to it a bit but still time for it to change 😂

Hearts are going to fucking do it

Happy birthday to our man on the drums @DecoSmith @JamesSkellyBand make his year by wishing him a boss one with us 🙏🏻

@PetSoundsPie Surfs up is so underrated

Albums i believe that are PERFECT 10/10!!! (Pet Sounds saved me)

@staticbluebat When the horns come in with the “You Never Give Me Your Money” theme I lose it.

@LookAroundCafe @staticbluebat Yep that’s the bit!

When Carry That Weight hits in the Abbey Road medley I start tearing up

@BladeoftheS Cost of living crisis my arse. Cost of profits crisis is more apt

Tesco makes nearly £4bn profit. Nearly 50% of its workforce are on Universal Credit, receiving about £600m a year. Why isn't Tesco paying?