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Haven’t logged into Animal Crossing in a minute and I have roaches in my house

They are making Taco In A Bag on Iron Chef and like I could be doing that regularly … I will be doing that soon

SNL 🔥🥲

Success! 😅

Was just horrified by a pharma ad for eye drops you would need to take twice a day for six weeks to get rid of ‘mites’. Alive mites IN your eyes for 6+ weeks🪦

@SichakCreative Hell yeah brother ? 😅

Honored to be on the last Spirit flight to ever land in Michigan.

@offbeatorbit Idk how we used to do it smh (im 35)

Officially unc and chopped bc the music at this bar is way too loud

@GeauxGabrielle Can you have him make it into a PowerPoint and can you DM it to me? 😅 I watch a lot of true crime (which doesn’t mean shit lol) and the stuff we know seems so cut and dry?! I was annoyed to hear he pleaded not guilty but of course he gets to tell his side!

I keep reading the D4vd preliminary case evidence to my lawyer boyfriend and it’s INCREDIBLE how his mind and the legal system as a whole works. He keeps explaining to me why his lawyers are doing what they are and what everything means and what HIS defense strategy would be if it were him.

Don’t like abortions? Ignore them. Just like you ignore the fact that Donald Trump raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein

That man called his wife a WHAT tho

It seems there are bigger pikachus in the world to be obtained than the huge one I already have 🤔

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

Having such good TV quality is weird because I cannot NOT see patchy ass foundation coverage in problem areas on everyone’s faces for the camera

@KyleKulinski My parents forbid me from using it but I still would. I had the timing down to a science when I heard the garage opening/my dad coming home to exit out and delete history everyday

Millennials all know this shit was like crack cocaine.

@leylaaa31 Community!

Told restaurant staff I was extremely wrong about what time our movie was and we needed to pay and leave early and they gave me my martini in a to go cup 😭 lol

Oh this is going to piss him off in ways we’ve never seen.

There are men who think women get turned on putting in a tampon and these men vote

I threw away my old $80 floor cushion because I never used it maybe two years ago? and now I find myself actually needing a floor cushion all the time😅🤡

Hereby against calling boobs ‘cannons’

Deleting the dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (Absolutely nowhere, not at all)