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@HumansNoContext I would seek counseling

Rejection from a dog is the worst form of rejection

@ali_naka Oh i see

@FreakBiker I don’t get paid

The Verified Racist is having a meltdown

@kennethrsharpe Wow this is so lekker...please add a driving range for us amateurs

The wait is over! 🏌️‍♂️ The driving range at The Hills is officially open. It’s time to elevate your game and enjoy the finest views in the city while doing it. This isn’t just about golf; it’s about creating a lifestyle-centric community where excellence and relaxation meet. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or just looking to find your swing, the range is ready for you. Come and experience the future of Zimbabwean luxury. ⛳️ See you on the green!

@LesleyMarange First time seeing the product and hearing of the brand.Absolutely world class.Will be visiting the country soon and would like to know where to buy this.

Today I made a deep reflection and I realized that probably if I had started my business outside of Zimbabwe.I could not have made it this far.Zimbabweans are absolutely amazing people,they have a nice way of rallying behind you

@BoitumeloCaleb @SocietyNews Crypto

@SocietyNews Tell us about that scam

In 2008 the "R699 car scam" , orchestrated by Satinsky One to Eight in South Africa, misled around 29 000 customers into buying vehicles with promises of low monthly payments "R699" and advertising income. 😩 2011–2012: Major financial institutions like WesBank declined to participate in the scheme after internal investigations flagged it as unsustainable and similar to a Ponzi scheme. Victims were locked into high-interest, full-price financing contracts when the company stopped paying them and collapsed, resulting in a widespread "ponzi-like" scheme borrowers were actually liable to banks for full financing costs. Employees reported unethical practices, including falsifying loan applications and altering car odometers. "Earn While You Drive" customers were promised monthly earnings for placing advertisements on their cars. Payments often failed, and contracts were cancelled without justification. The scheme left thousands of individuals in severe financial distress with unaffordable debt.🚮

@Gurindoro83 @NNyashaYessur That's wrong generalisation,whenever i visit Mashonaland,complete strangers treat me with such ubuntu.Even outside the country i have received so much help from Shonas than my own folks.

@NNyashaYessur I m Shona staying in Bulawayo i represent all Shonaz wen i say we are overrated the Ndebeles are better than us culturaly they are respectful

How do the people of Bulawayo manage to keep it so clean while in Harare its so filthy?. Is it the people?, is it the mindset? or they have a good mayor?

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@XekiHlongwane Only 2 ways out of Hoedspruit moes

Your hustling boyfriends got their match in Hoedspruit 👌🏾

@AmazingSights Sibling rivalry

I've been laughing about this the whole time

@DrRagnarok1 @Aya_Muzi @Jon_M_Berger @CoruscaKhaya Legend

@Aya_Muzi @Jon_M_Berger @CoruscaKhaya Clearly you haven’t seen the deals on hotel rooms in Dubai at the moment!

Spare a thought for all those aboard flight EK766, from Joburg to Dubai, who are now landing in ... Joburg.

@Sentletse @JoburgMPD Not driver's fault, he really wanted to stop but amabrakes dololo

This thing running a red light doesn’t even have lights. Why is @JoburgMPD not impounding all these unroadworthy things?

@moseslanga6 @daddyhope Asizwe elakho iside mnumzane then we'll judge after

@daddyhope Good people of Zimbabwe; since most of u on this twitter believe wat ever is being said by chinono, this is just nothing but some1 who wants to get paid for tarnishing the good image of Zimbabwe. Our country has good policies which support FDIs and local investment. Amanga lawa

A Zimbabwean gold mine in Gwanda, owned by foreign investors, has been invaded by ZANUPF mobs led by the local MP, Moses Langa, who says the invasion has the blessing of the President. Yet another example of how there are no property rights in Zimbabwe. bustop.tv/politically-ba…

@daddyhope I am interested in the flowers you picked there

I went to Lifestyle to buy some plants today and I was served by a South African who speaks fluent Shona. She got married to a Zimbabwean in 2010, and it got me wondering that if a South African who lives in South Africa can learn Shona and speak it fluently through marriage, what makes some Zimbabweans born to two Zimbabwean parents fail to speak their mother tongue. Her two children speak fluent Shona as well. I find it embarrassing when some Zimbabwean parents actually think it is a flex that their children do not speak Shona or Ndebele or their respective vernacular languages.

@sankofa360 It's not the lion's fault that the leopard can't afford to pay influencers like him

The Lion being the king of the Jungle is a lie. A false western conception. According to African tradition and folklore, the lion is not, has not and will never be the king of the Jungle. The King of the Jungle is the Leopard. The lion doesn't even live in the jungle or rainforests. The lion lives in savannah. In open grass land. Our traditional costumes like the ones in the pictures are that of a leopard. The Isi agu attire of the Igbos is the leopard. For the Igbos Odum is Lion while Agu is the Leopard. Agu holds a far more cultural significance than Odum. Powerful men are usually referred to as Agu (Leopard) not Odum. For the Yoruba, Amotekum is the leopard, Kinium is lion. Amotekum holds a far more spiritual and cultural significance in yoruba Cosmology than kinium. For the Zulus, Ingwe is the leopard. Lion is ingonyama. Ingwe (The leopard) has more significance for the Zulus than the lion. Across Africa the belief is the same. How can an animal that doesn't even live in the Jungle be the King of the Jungle? What's the sense in that? Just another example of how western misconceptions and false narratives are portrayed as the truth.

@KaberiaCommoner And just add a few poor white people as students or teachers

If you want to legally rob people in Kenya especially the middle class... Without harming them, Just start a primary school and give it a glorious name... But, In between the name and school add INTERNATIONAL. KING'S INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL. In the curriculum, add things like Ballet, Chess, Band, Taekwondo, and Swimming. Now put whatever figure you want on the fee structure. Rob them. Buy a bus, Charge 17,400 as transport fee per month. Steal, Organise a parents’ sports day every term, Steal, A trip outside the country once a term, Put whatever figure, let’s say 312,047 to Egypt for four days. Interviews every term, charge them 5,000. Put the admission fee at 15,000. Even pre-school. Uniforms to be sourced from one very specific shop at twelof milyen. OMOKAAA, Mark you, The curriculum is CBC, King's International School is only based in Embakasi, All the pupils are Kenyan, Mr Wafula, the head teacher, has no passport, and the furthest he has ever gone is Mombasa for a teachers’ retreat. Class teachers are Chepkor, Wanjala, @FGaitho237, Madam Selly, Polo Kimani, @Josh001J, and @Degrata254. HOD is @Kotsocha_ke For lunch, instead of cheese burgers and pizzas, serve them githeri and cabbage. Breakfast weka mkate na smokie. Call yourself a Director. Get rich, NO DCI. Pesa ni yao, akili ni yako!

@_Bonga Did similar,difference is i worked on the day my leave was starting and by knocking off time a colleague was like "were you not supposed to be on leave today?"

Travelled all the way to work today kanti my leave only ends on Wednesday. Ngaze ngazinyanya smh.

@Meta_Trav Knowing myself i would push the limits and the sign now would say btn 9:15 and 9:30

When a man stops playing by the rules and starts cheating to make his life better.

@Mzwa0852683737 @Olivia_LaGrange You're a very wise man

@Olivia_LaGrange Are you guys not scared of these people? I am taking what little I know to the grave. It’s not safe out there and I have young children shame!😳

I understand Matlala was running 21 hijacked buildings in Joburg CBD. Can anyone shed some light on this. We will find the truth.

@tonderaizvimba @daddyhope Same here

@daddyhope I’m now in doubt of the poultry pics

Next time, use your own collection, not something ripped from Instagram. We cannot learn anything when you share pictures of watches that are not yours. The purpose of sharing mine was not to brag, but to talk about the importance of value over time when it comes to collecting. That is all.