Reverend Thumbs Gherkin

@Millxn265 CQuite the flex coming from a dog eater.

Es increíble que pasaron casi 100 años desde que terminó la segunda guerra mundial pero los ingleses todavía siguen comiendo como si los alemanes estuviesen sobrevolando la zona

@rathor7_ We told you how to use toilet paper tho.

Built with $45 trillion looted from India.

@dkevans2244 @tfranc28 @FabrizioRomano Be waiting a while fat man.

@FredGhurkin @tfranc28 @FabrizioRomano We long for the day you, not your entire city but you don’t have air to breathe.

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Kieran Trippier will leave Newcastle as free agent at the end of the season. Decision made. The right back is ready for a new chapter.

@tfranc28 @FabrizioRomano Another Nigerian that’s been smoking his witch doctors herbs. I long for the days you fuckers didn’t have the internet.

If this is how Kieran Trippier leaves, then let’s be honest… Newcastle have just shown every top player exactly why they still don’t belong in elite conversations. You don’t let your most experienced leader, your set-piece genius, your dressing room general walk for FREE… in 2026… when clubs are fighting Financial Fair Play battles and squeezing every penny. Meanwhile, clubs like Manchester City and Arsenal are evolving, planning ahead, cashing in at the right time… and Newcastle are out here running a charity for rivals. But maybe this is the real story: players are already seeing the ceiling at Newcastle. One good season, one UCL run… and reality hits. Don’t be surprised if more exits follow. Ambitious players don’t wait around for “projects” that stall. Who’s next? 👀🔥

@Kodaksamii @talkSPORT Did the goat not keep you awake stealing the covers? At least you can fuck it later. Sucks to be African. You’ll never see your team hahahahahahaha

@FredGhurkin @talkSPORT Not really slept really well on a soft cossy bed and ready to take the piss out of that small tin pot club as an African and if you don't like that an African is taking shots at Newcastle then you can go suck your mom ☺️GOBSHITE

🤔 "Is this the biggest [relegation]?" 🤯 "This'll be the biggest relegation in Premier League history." 👀 "Villa fans will say something, #NUFC fans think they're a big club but they're not..." Jason Cundy says Spurs going down would be the biggest relegation in #PL history

@Kodaksamii @talkSPORT Enjoy sleeping on the floor.

@FredGhurkin @talkSPORT I love when Newcastle fans cry 😂😂😂 Your so rattled 😂😂😂 and I love it

@Kodaksamii @talkSPORT Probably rape

@FredGhurkin @talkSPORT And if I was to get it I would probably get it from your MOM in one night stand 😂😂😂

@Kodaksamii @talkSPORT Enjoy aids

@FredGhurkin @talkSPORT Try repeating it without crying buckets load 😂😂😂

@LfcNuel Wish it was 5 years ago and Nigerians still didn’t have the internet.

🚨 Alexander Isak on returning to the Liverpool squad after 4 months out and Sweden qualifying for the World Cup: “When I broke my leg against Spurs in December, I read all the comments. People said the £125M fee was a waste, that my first season at Anfield was cursed, and that my World Cup dream was over. I just stayed quiet and worked. On Tuesday, I watched Viktor [Gyökeres] score that 88th-minute winner against Poland from my living room with tears in my eyes. Now Sweden is going to America, and my rehabilitation is officially over. To the Liverpool fans who supported me during the darkest four months of my career, thank you. To everyone who wrote me off — I am back. We have PSG next week, and I have four months of pure frustration to take out on the pitch. The talking is over.”

@Kodaksamii @talkSPORT Alert 🚨: Baboon shagging, shit eating, passportless Nigerian in the comments.

@talkSPORT Alert 🚨: crying Newcastle fans in the comments 😂😂😂😂

@NUFCTheMag Who writes this shite

I would be fine with us taking a punt on a young ambitious manager like Frank Lampard themag.co.uk/2026/04/i-woul…

@tjcope Why is saying Muslims don't bounce racist? surely if they were to say they don't work then that would be defined as maybe offensive (although true) but why bounce?

💥 Elías Israel estalla por los cánticos racistas en Cornellá 😡 "Se ha ofendido a los dos mil millones de musulmanes que hay en el mundo, entre ellos, la estrella de nuestra selección" cope.es/programas/el-p…

@liamgallagher Fig a pony.

PISSTAKE

@vixthareal @Cal_III terrorist free, wonderful.

@Cal_III The countries your parasites helped do this to don't see that as a problem at all.

We are only 8% of the global population, set to be a minority in our own homelands by the 2060s. If you don’t see the issue in that then you’re part of the problem.

@SamwellTimothy You see the bit where it says we sold the stadium to ourselves? Earthworm Jim lookalike.

Imagine selling your spiritual home just so you can afford to buy Elanga, Wissa and Jacob Ramsey!! We've got wor club back!! 😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️ #NUFC

@FabrizioRomano Bosnia and Herzegovina to the World Cup, World Cup only wanted them. HERE WE GO!

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@chazsafc11 @ifaisal___ Shut up you spastic.

@FredGhurkin @ifaisal___ you love to bite don’t you? who’s an edgy boyyy

@chazsafc11 @ifaisal___ Dunno but it would be the best looking thing you've fucked.

@FredGhurkin @ifaisal___ what’s that?

@chazsafc11 @ifaisal___ oooh fishing, wet chinned sister shagging nonce loving backward mackem cunt.

@FredGhurkin @ifaisal___

@chazsafc11 @ifaisal___ most of them played when we beat you 3-0 you wet chinned sister shagging nonce lover.

@ifaisal___ all of them ingerland internationals and still can’t win a derby