Freddy Neaves

I have a thing where I have to knock one out to a celebrity that's recently passed away. Kind of like paying respects, in a creepy sorta way. The Queen was a challenge, I won't lie.

i’m way too optimistic cause i thought we’d get a gift basket when we moved in instead we got mould and broken windows

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I don't much like the look of this new cabinet

@xturnr_ Yeah. Yeah I can hear that

there’s a sound at the end of census designated that sounds exactly like a tube slowing down and pulling into the station does anyone know what i mean

If I had a nickel for every time Gavin and Stacey referenced celebrities that turned out to be sexual predators, I'd have two nickels which isn't much, but it's weird it happened twice #Dispatches #RussellBrand

@NetflixUK Has Arrested Development suddenly been removed from Netflix? I tried to find it today but it seems to have vanished

LONDON! playing a live set this saturday! come along if you’re around :)) tickets here: ra.co/events/1671454

Bruises a new xturnr single 12/05 prod. @min1skrt funny pres*ve below so excited for you all to hear this one :)

‘Tis indeed a mystery

@Stoviesplz @BrexitFails @andrewellson @MatGreenfield You have to make them offensive by mouthing swear words over them

@BrexitFails @andrewellson @MatGreenfield Why are beeps offensive?

I'm struggling to believe the intro I have just written to a story but it's true.. "Morrisons supermarket has turned off the beeps at its checkouts in a mark of respect to the Queen." 🤯

it’s a lot isn’t it, Edinburgh fringe, like it’s so much isn’t it

@hansmollman You're telling me a university colleged this hospital?

it’s a university college hospital…it treats universities and colleges

We’ve been ambushed by a cake by mistake

the gifted kid in english class to existential crisis on wordle pipeline

@TfL @deanjksmith Any guesses?

Can you guess what station is behind the 🕵️‍♀️? Hint: You'll find the Sherlock Holmes Museum not far from here #MindTheMap

@Rubberbandits Anyone else think this tweet reads like a cryptic crossword clue?

Urgent. The expert ham sniffer of Spain is at the limit of human possibility

@DoireannGarrihy @DublinAirport Alas, due to the security threat of an unattended bag, the brave airport staff had to dispose of it

The state of this👇🏼👇🏼

Are Benny and Björn going to take the slide down from the press conference? @ABBA @ABBAVoyage #ABBA #ABBAVoyage