Mike
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Mike
@FreedomPaulimus
Sexiest man alive. 25. Ex-convict. ESP/GER/ENG. I mostly shitpost. Also, Whamen

POV: Dude really said “Sex is mandatory in a committed relationship. One no per 9-12 months max… otherwise cheating is mandatory” Bro turned relationships into a sex subscription with penalties That’s not love, that’s sex addiction with paperwork. I’m not addicted to sex, bruh. I’m not hitting a quota or getting replaced. If “mandatory access” is your love language, stay single Who else clocked this wild take? Drop 🙅♀️

males say the most unhinged shit from their burner accounts. they literally know what they're saying is fucked up and they're too scared to say that shit with their whole chest.




Lol no

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