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Mike

@FreedomPaulimus

Sexiest man alive. 25. Ex-convict. ESP/GER/ENG. I mostly shitpost. Also, Whamen

Katılım Aralık 2022
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@spoiltkate_ I'm the cause of problems lol
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dami@spoiltkate_·
being attractive actually solves more problems than people are willing to admit.
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@damnidc__ don't use the exception to justify the rule
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🦢@damnidc__·
I got my period at 10. If I was assaulted at 10 years old and got pregnant you expect a 5th grader to go through pregnancy and give birth? I would have died. I was like 70 pounds. That is not pro life. This law is putting children in danger, not saving them.
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@httplec I love your lazy eye
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@aruvinchan Similar thing happens to me I can't be doing all that fucking spree for more than 2 months. I only keep 3 girls most of the time
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Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
Maybe I'm getting old. But I'm really quite satisfied with sex once a week. Like last night, I went 2 rounds with the Dominicana, she kept saying I was trying to kill her or something, the way I was fucking her. 😂 She just left in the morning @ 9am. And then I was supposed to have another date tonight with a Colombiana, but I cancelled and postponed it. I just didn't want to do it, even though I screened her, and she was most likely going to convert into a lay as well. I have matches sitting in my Tinder, but I'm letting them sit for a while while I catch my breath. I just don't feel the hunger or urgency anymore to keep adding on to my body count, unlike in my 20s. Now life itself seems more alluring. I'd rather try a new restaurant, sing at a new karaoke bar, visit a nearby town, or go to the beach with my FWB than to fuck another new girl. I know this will sound like bullshit to guys out there who live in scarcity. But it's possible to say "no" to sex, even to a girl you haven't fucked before. You reach a point where you're just... satisfied. And this isn't sour grapes or anything. I've got nothing to prove. By the time I turned 30, my body count was already >200. Nowadays I fuck new girls really only for 2 reasons: 1. For research, because I'm teaching this stuff. 2. Just to prove to myself that "I still got it." That's it. The novelty has long died out.
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Areej@Rapunzel_hnn·
MEN ONLY: Would you marry a girl who is more educated and successful than you?
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@yantastique she needs to be half my weight at most
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@imisyoou funny how you had to go for cartoons to depict a situation that doesn't really exists
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you🤍@imisyoou·
you🤍 tweet media
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@JuoPosts The whole point of sexual dymorphism is to be able to tell which humans you can breed with and which ones you can't lol.
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@NoFilterSkin how many f1 trophies do women hold in total?
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@ZuIOffAPerc he can't get childless pussy, this is how he copes
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Azul🇲🇽@ZuIOffAPerc·
You’re a goofy and a dork if you think dating a single mom is shameful. Grow up
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@An6el_Sweet se la cogieron y la abandonaron de nuevo :(
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@An6el
@An6el@An6el_Sweet·
Los hombres son criaturas estúpidas
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fizz@iwillnevershtup·
why are boys so comfortable calling girls whores
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@blithemqn @iwillnevershtup overconsuming and being a burden on the healthcare system as well as negatively impacting the birth rates probably has a more negative impact on society than that but I could be wrong
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@aruvinchan height gets attention, but not pussy
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Aruvin 💊@aruvinchan·
Tall guys and short guys both cope about height in opposite directions. Short guys think height is everything. Tall guys think height is enough. Both are wrong.
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Mike@FreedomPaulimus·
@DrewVento yea yea definitely they shouldn't do that
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moonchild💫@moonchild23580·
Can you truly love someone and still cheat on them???
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sweetest@BeyondBeautiful·
CASUAL SEX IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN AFFORD IT LMAO
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