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@MickeyDollens Uhhhhhhh should have been a law decades ago....

The bill to ban child marriage in Oklahoma has become law! Despite 36 Republicans voting against & Gov. Stitt declining to sign or veto, SB504 will go into effect without his signature. 18 to marry. No exceptions.

Jesus Christ.

@RightWingCope MALE VAGINAS BETTER

Unmarried MAGA ‘Alpha’ Male podcaster Myron Gaines claims “Female vaginas are disgusting”

Buying our first house. Was prepared for a shit show but our first offer we placed got accepted.

i’m still alive #NewProfilePic

@MySportsUpdate Literally no one cares lmao

The #Eagles have agreed to a contract extension with Dom DiSandro, whose official titles are Senior Advisor to the GM, Chief Security Officer, and Gameday Coaching Operations. He has been in Philadelphia since 1999.

@msriannbakes Well hello

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@foxnewspolitics Dude looks like he just snorted cocaine out of a strippers butthole

GENERATIONAL OVERHAUL: Patel says FBI has moved 1,000+ agents to field offices, cut $300M in spending in 14 months foxnews.com/politics/patel…

@ImBreckWorsham Crazy that he's still getting it in the 30s

Think it's clear the refs want the magic to win

@OrlandoMagic HE'LL YEAH DIDNT FINISH WATCHING GAME

:D brb

@RonDeSantis Shut the fuck up gay boy

You’re welcome.

DAWG BEHAVIOR.

@SenRonJohnson There were no crimes you dumb fuck 😆 but maga followers are stupid so you got that going for ya

Dr. Fauci and his accomplices have a LOT of explaining to do. Now that I have HHS documents, my investigation has only just begun.

@ABC This whole administration is dumb as shit. Should all be in prison. Wouldn't surprise me if they are all pedos 🤮

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche said Wednesday that the Justice Department's decision to investigate James Comey for his "86 47" Instagram post does not mean that everyone who posts or displays those numbers will be prosecuted. abcnews.link/vrN8jBl

@RpsAgainstTrump Years from now, our kids and grandkids are going to learn about this in class and be like "what the fuckkkk" and they'll draw clown faces on pictures of trump

Acting U.S. AG Todd Blanche: On or about May 15 of last year, James Comey knowingly and willfully making a threat to take the life of and to inflict bodily harm upon the president of the United States. 🤡🤡🤡

@RpsAgainstTrump I know so many Republicans on food stamps who would read this and be like "hell yeah" and think it's just a matter of time before they get relief. It never comes and they'll blame Obama somehow.

Trump’s Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins: “We now have moved 4.3 million Americans off of the food stamp program…a lot of it is just a better economy, so people don't need food stamps."

@RpsAgainstTrump Lol well at least she admitted to not having moral standards

Rep. Lauren Boebert: “I don’t trade stocks. Unfortunately, it’s the one moral standard that I have in Congress, and that’s why I have no money”

@NMoonitz Bush? Lmao

Who was the last Republican president that the Left didn’t call Hitler?

@SenateGOP Sure it does. Your followers may be dumb but everyone in the country isn't dumb

President Trump’s blockade of the Strait of Hormuz weakens the Ayatollahs by the day.  Iran should comply with the demands of the civilized world, abandon their nuclear ambitions, and agree to President Trump’s terms.