Rod Harrison

No need to give Amazon more money this #BlackFriday trib.al/SMXrvPM

@cstross Haha, me too! Although no sneaking required. It ran 2am to 8am when the DEC-10 was batch processing, extended to 10am on weekends.

@jillybean2009 L more compliant "Sounds stupid, but I'll try it". I told him it was a government recommendation. 😄

@Frewq Do share responses! 😂😂

With son off school for foreseeable i suggested he wear school uniform each day whilst learning to helphim with routine/focus! Response: Not in a million years, what are you going to do, expel me?? I was kidding but he doesn't know that!!!!

@brianmoore666 Home schooling day 1: 2 pupils suspended for fighting; 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

Things to do in February: - Eat pancakes - Try to cancel gym membership - Ignore Valentine’s Day - Love or hate rugby - Be glad it’s not January - Wait until March - That’s about it

Ken’s 6 Nations Predictions 1. Anthem on point, minds blown. 2. Commentator: “I wonder which French team will turn up?” 3. Ken’s salary details mysteriously “go missing.” 4. Finn Russell goes tee total, sets up retreat, employs Andy Powell as lifestyle guru. 5. Grand Slam!

@GaryMWatson Glad you're ok mate!

In a car crash tonight. In ER but they will probably let me Uber home tonight. Def gonna post the dash cam vid.

our soccer ref didn’t show up so one of the moms on our team had her 9 year old son ref for us (he had a whistle) and a completely adult woman on the other team argued with one of his calls and he yellow carded her in front of everyone and she had to sit in her car to calm down

Best use of thermochromics in mugs I’ve ever seen Source: Physicsfun

@BrianColeman251 Why silly?

@ChildsHillLab @RossSHouston What a silly boy

14 year old Lewis had a day off school. He spent it campaigning for @RossSHouston Lewis goes to the local comp, it has a £740k shortfall thanks to the Tory govt. He wants a cleaner environment, investment in the NHS & a good deal for young people. That’s why he’s supporting Ross

Brilliant 👍

Please RT 💚

Still taking a wage though

Hotel booking sites should add a new filter: "must have power socket beside bed". We've finally got free wifi as industry standard. Could you please let us see our phones while they're charging? Just basic traveller need.

Cant imagine Israel Folau going in for the ball here. 😉 #NoThanks

Kilbrun Cosmos U14 tour, day 1, before the off.

If drinking out of a can on public transport is Julia's idea of posh, she should see literally any train to Cardiff Central on the morning of a Wales international. Like Eton on rails, apparently.

A British person, staring out of a rain-soaked window, observing the rain and all the rain-soaked things it falls on, is unable to resist making, even to people freshly wet from being in the rain, this shrewd observation: “Still raining”