fried clam
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@FriedClam @mackjoroney8 @UziCryptoo Somebody bought into the doomer demoralization campaign
Go have kids
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@mackjoroney8 @UziCryptoo who wants to extend their bloodline during times like this
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@UziCryptoo You’ve identified the problem. Now what is your solution to not have your bloodline say the same about you?
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I'm a fake pessimist I see tree branches in the wind and I want to live
❀@deallium
i’ll leave a window open for you
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@aliyahInterlude tbf they probably have quality cigarettes 😭
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@juliabracadabra @theadammcintyre i didn't even know this was supposed to be hila or had anything to do with her till i saw adam RT this. as soon as i watched it i knew it had to be her
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the way I cringed when I heard the voice proves that she nailed it
jstlk@jstlk_
It gets funnier every time I watch it
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@mengiemeng @turbopisser they aren't even fried oreos lol no where on the box does it say that. fucking idiot
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@turbopisser Two things:
Fate/Fair/Show novelty food being deep fried junk is a uniquely American thing in the first place.
If it’s just a county fair novelty why is sold frozen in supermarkets?

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Big fan of when Euros find out about county fair novelty desserts and decide that it must actually be some sort of staple of the American diet.
cameron 🪩@madonnasoldmore
i just found out americans eat deep fried oreos—
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@MungryMark @rahsh33m you're 100% right and so many ppl don't know this. but it also can fuck you up even in good environments😅
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@deportjoshhart @cahnley @ilovevoicenotes it's weird but not uncommon. its not that they hit every word you're saying, but they do stare at your lips and just kinda mouth it as you speak . my mom and my childhood friend have done it
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@cahnley @ilovevoicenotes I’m confused by what you mean by this. Will is mouthing pre written lines that he has memorized for his scene partners. How is your boyfriend doing this with you an a conversation?
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What kind of trauma do u have to go thru in life to develop this condition
internet hall of fame@InternetH0F
Did you ever notice Will mouthing everyone's lines in earlier episodes of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
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men are fascinating (derogatory)
daz@MetamateDaz
Told my girlfriend I want 3 kids so I have a legacy she asked me to name my great grandparents
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@XtrmCentrist @LillyLovegood66 @WallStreetApes most "older folks" literally fucking ruined this country for us why would we listen to you
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@LillyLovegood66 @WallStreetApes I guess she is talking to Gen Z. Wish Gen Z would listen and learn from older folks though.
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This woman flew to Iran and says Americans have no idea what it’s like going into a country under Sharia Law
After the experience, “I’m telling you, the second I land in the United States, I literally bow down. I see an American flag and I start bowing down to it. I'm like, oh baby, I'm home.”
Americans can’t “grasp the concept of a religious government ,what they can do, what it is”
She explains how all the women on the plane as soon as it landed must completely cover up, no skin at all showing
She explains how they treat you and what’s it’s like. She explains going into the capital city
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I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?
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19 years of tumblr 💝🎉
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