John Bromels

@JonahDispatch You seem a decent fellow (at least, if we go by your recent LA Times column, which did not annoy me as much as you seem to think). Obv. the roots of the problem are deeper and more complex, but I get that you likely had a character limit.

At the @KentuckyDerby , after a prolonged battle with lots of mudslinging, Sovereignty edged out Journalism, while American Promise was nowhere to be seen. So, par for the course for 2025.

@JDVance “Walking my 3-year-old daughter” is how all normal humans talk about their children. Oh no not children. I meant dogs. I was walking my 1.5-year-old dog earlier. I don’t have kids (which, according to JD couchfucker, means I don’t care/matter), but this guy is a lying shitstain.

@NateSilver538 Silly post is silly. Of course he was going to pardon Hunter after the election. I could have told you that (and did) last year. Who cares? Do you really think any Democrats were going to run on the “Biden/Harris brand” after last month?

The White House consistently lied about this. Biden's stubborn insistence on running for reelection was perhaps the singular most important factor in Trump 2.0, and now he's kicking salt in the wound of the party brand he helped to destroy. cbsnews.com/news/biden-par…

@AuburnMemes @3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump Warren G. Harding would like a word…

@3YearLetterman @realDonaldTrump He is the first president ever to win the popular vote & score 300+ in the electoral college

I am very surprised that the Democrats, who fought a hard and valiant fight in the 2020 Presidential Election, raising a record amount of money, didn’t have lots of $’s left over. Now they are being squeezed by vendors and others. Whatever we can do to help them during this difficult period, I would strongly recommend we, as a Party and for the sake of desperately needed UNITY, do. We have a lot of money left over in that our biggest asset in the campaign was “Earned Media,” and that doesn’t cost very much. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

@moongleamdream I was taught that PEMDAS is technically PE(MD)(AS); in other words, multiplication and division occur simultaneously (in reading order), as do addition and subtraction, so once you’ve done the parenthetical, you’d do the division first because it comes first.

OPEN THE SCHOOLS 😭😭

Why do the #Debate2024 moderators keep saying “Governor, your time is up,” to Tim Walz when he’s clearly already done talking?

“Heysha come get your children!” I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. 🤣 twitter.com/Canaansdad1987…

@Jpnana7 @atrupar Was that the one about his ear? That was weird.

I said she wasn’t on the level in July and people got mad at me

@atrupar Isn’t she the one who opened an article with three paragraphs on how sublime Trump’s ear was? Yeah, I didn’t take her seriously. She and RFK are made for each other!

@ellim992 Ellie, thx for replying to/liking comments! The main “15-20K” source is the City Manager letter, but it’s a letter ASKING FOR $$$. And when you ask for Federal $, what numbers/stats do you use? Exactly: whatever’s highest (regardless of logic), b/c that’ll get you the most $.

Far-right movements have been using Springfield, Ohio as a propaganda tool since early 2023. There aren’t 20,000 Haitian immigrants there in fact, there are barely 5,000 in the entire state. The level of cognitive dissonance required for this narrative is staggering. /🧵

@patriotmolenys1 @ellim992 Dave Yost is Ohio’s AG and he’s a MAGA Republican stooge. He’ll say whatever Trump and Vance want him to say. If he says 15-20,000, the number is almost certainly much lower.

Does Ellie pull data from her behind? wtf? Straight from the Attorney General of Ohio: “Springfield has seen a surge in population through immigration that has significantly impacted our ability as a community to produce enough housing opportunities for all. Springfield’s Haitian population has increased to 15,000 – 20,000 over the last four years in a community of just under 60,000 previous residents, putting a significant strain on our resources and ability to provide ample housing for all of our residents." wdtn.com/news/local-new…

@dwarfmorgante @ellim992 He’s asking for federal dollars for his city. Of course he’s giving the highest possible estimate! He wants the most money he can get. Ask where he gets that number and he’ll say it’s his office’s “estimate,” which literally means “I made it up.”

@ellim992 Funny because here’s the mayor saying it’s 15-20,000

it's real LOL

@SirBumbles @AZGOP Do not change the subject, Sir Bumbles! This is about kittens in Ohio, not puppies in South Dakota or bear cubs in Central Park! Only one is a pressing issue for Arizonans, although I’m not really sure why that is…

@AZGOP Yet Kristi Noem is allowed to shoot and kill her dog?

🚨 NEW AZGOP BILLBOARD ALERT! 🚨 “EAT LESS KITTENS – Vote Republican!” This campaign highlights just how horrific things have become under the failed policies of ‘Border Czar’ Kamala Harris. President Trump is committed to securing our borders and ensuring that what we’ve seen elsewhere does not become the norm in our country. If you're driving in Phoenix, keep an eye out for it!

MAGA: We demand Kamala Harris sit for an interview! Harris: (sits for an interview) MAGA: No, not like that…

@clairecmc Can you imagine if Joe Biden had said something like this about Sarah Palin in 2008? His career would have been over. Done. Finished. He would have been forced off the ticket and replaced.

A candidate for President of the United States posts that his opponent used “blow jobs” to further her career. Why isn’t he being asked about this? And how many ministers are going to support him in spite of it?

I have to give props to @derekahunter, who I thought was another mindless MAGA zombie, and who writes one-sided partisan hit pieces, for shutting this down instead of jumping on the hate bandwagon.