Haz de la puerta
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update: he ghosted me & left to go study abroad while I graduated, tearily apologized to me at length through facebook messenger while he was abroad in europe, rekindled the romance with me when I visited my friends on campus that fall, ghosted me again. a tale as old as time!
Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover
@garbage_person Can we get an update on whether the feelings ever got more or less strong
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@garbage_person Can we get an update on whether the feelings ever got more or less strong
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@xXnarcissistXx She in fragrance chat rooms grilling horse
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@EmperorShun1 Be me: Han slave, managing the data warehouse
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@paleonormie Not true they still taste fine after a few uses
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@ponyexperiments @netangelyuri Why did you post the exact same picture again
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no woman has EVER been built like that
Amu@heyyamu
bro really did the full premium unboxing experience 😭
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@buckadeath Life is a god sponsored trip to eat street food
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The Jensen Huang subplot where he’s clearly using this state sponsored China trip as an excuse to fuck off and eat Beijing street food
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was spotted eating Beijing’s famous fried bean sauce noodles.
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@BWWings My uncle was a Buffalo Wild Wings appetizer limit supervisor and now he’s out of a job
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@Romy_Holland @BluffAndBreeze There's a new kind of body dysmorphia and it's not in the mirror
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@xwanyex Have you seen the McDonald's app? That thing is so powerful it can melt your phone
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@buttholemuseum @DEEP_RED_BELLS People are starting to prefer waiting in a line so they can zone out on their handheld dopamine machine + they are too insecure to stand there waiting for acknowledgment from a stranger
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@DEEP_RED_BELLS This whole passively waiting in line at the bar like you're at a coffee shop thing is a pretty recent phenomenon. Like I'd never witnessed it prior to lockdown.
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i once went to amsterdam with someone who was obsessed with not being a tourist so we spent all day riding bikes around residential neighborhoods and never went to the van gogh museum or anne frank house. miserable way to travel
nazzo@nazzobetweeting
half of being a local is the relationships you develop with people at your local spots that you frequent. you’re not going to replicate the local experience as a tourist just because you went to an unassuming bagel shop instead of a well-known one. and that’s fine. the obsession TOURISTS have with the whole “i’m not like other tourists” mindset is so annoying. it’s fine to just be a tourist! being a tourist is so fun!
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@Sean_Zak Call me haotong the way I play around in the bush then get wet
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@taijitu_sees I appreciate this joke but imagine going up to a Chinese chef saying this. He will cleave your fave while the cigarette dangles from his lip
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@flushingitgolf @TheMasters That is a bad question. What did it feel like to ask a bad question or what should have been asked?
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Reporter: “That was a 65 today. What did it feel like it could have or should have been?”
Scottie Scheffler: “That's a terrible question. Next question. Awful.”
😂😂😂
@TheMasters
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