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@Fruitlover

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ThePert Katılım Kasım 2008
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Haz de la puerta
Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
Grok make a list of questions that will use up the daily tokens on my copilot license
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isabel
isabel@garbage_person·
this was ten years ago mind you and my college friends still make fun of me for it. my bird-brained ass!!
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isabel@garbage_person·
update: he ghosted me & left to go study abroad while I graduated, tearily apologized to me at length through facebook messenger while he was abroad in europe, rekindled the romance with me when I visited my friends on campus that fall, ghosted me again. a tale as old as time!
Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover

@garbage_person Can we get an update on whether the feelings ever got more or less strong

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isabel@garbage_person·
tfw a guy tries being open and honest with u about his feelings
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Gay Interrupted
Gay Interrupted@TwinkTheory·
Jemima kirke is so wise
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Emperor Shun@EmperorShun1·
The Happy Life of Slave Owners in the Tang Dynasty
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pnorm@paleonormie·
PSA these things are more or less single use and you won’t get the full protection even if you take it out and once and put it back in
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Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
I hate you teaser before intro youtube video
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d4rkr34p3r666@reimufan099·
Having a fetish for every inch of the female body much like in the same way Native Americans ensured no part of a slain buffalo went to waste
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Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
@BWWings My uncle was a Buffalo Wild Wings appetizer limit supervisor and now he’s out of a job
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Buffalo Wild Wings@BWWings·
BOTTOMLESS APPS ARE BACK 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Romy
Romy@Romy_Holland·
why haven’t i seen any news stories about teenage girls taking glp-1s to become anorexically thin? they’ve been super easy to get via grey market websites for years now.
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Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
@xwanyex Have you seen the McDonald's app? That thing is so powerful it can melt your phone
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Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
@buttholemuseum @DEEP_RED_BELLS People are starting to prefer waiting in a line so they can zone out on their handheld dopamine machine + they are too insecure to stand there waiting for acknowledgment from a stranger
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Anal Roberts
Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum·
@DEEP_RED_BELLS This whole passively waiting in line at the bar like you're at a coffee shop thing is a pretty recent phenomenon. Like I'd never witnessed it prior to lockdown.
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Anal Roberts@buttholemuseum·
Why do people stand in line at the bar now? Did everyone just fucking forget how to exist in public or something?
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laine@skullfukc·
They have the 9/11 firefighter setting on the stair machine
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Sean Zak
Sean Zak@Sean_Zak·
If you were curious what happened to Haotong Li, here's where he played his fifth shot on 13. Went triple, quintuple bogey on 12 and 13 to drop from seven under to one over.
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Haz de la puerta@Fruitlover·
@taijitu_sees I appreciate this joke but imagine going up to a Chinese chef saying this. He will cleave your fave while the cigarette dangles from his lip
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Taijitu Observer@taijitu_sees·
>Be me, read Zhuangzi >Read about the chef skillful cutting though the joints of an ox to avoid the bones that would dull his knife >Go to Chinese deli, get chicken >They pull out an enormous cleaver and cube the whole thing like bones don't even exist What.
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Flushing It
Flushing It@flushingitgolf·
Reporter: “That was a 65 today. What did it feel like it could have or should have been?” Scottie Scheffler: “That's a terrible question. Next question. Awful.” 😂😂😂 @TheMasters
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