prkr.eth

I swear if I see any of you motherfuckers getting euphoric at the next ATH or when we cross 50m, 100m, 500m, 1b, 5b - I will slap you through the screen of your smelly phone that you use to watch the market cap all day long. I want stone cold emotions as we cross 1billion market cap. We are going to astronomical levels never seen before on Eth. Many of you will see your 3 figures turn into 6 figures and then 7 figures. Idgaf - you go monk mode with that shit and pay no attention to it. This is programmed to go into billions. Practice semen retention like athletes do before big games. You little soys can’t stop fapping for a day and you think you can hold on while we go from 40m to 10bn? TRY 1000 DAYS NO FAP if you want to come close to the testosterone levels needed to hold $PIXL till ATH at 1000bn.

@BookitWithTrent Juan Uribe

on this sticky note there is a name of a very random retired baseball player. first person to guess who it is gets a $500 prizepicks lineup. no hints other than he’s retired. go⬇️

@TheShamdoo Manifesting the comeback

If no one’s trading then what are you all doing still here I’m confused

@PennStateMHKY LMAOOOOOO 😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭

Tough ending. Hard fought game. Good season.

@J_Swish24 Baseball is so hockey

Scratch what i just said. Opening Day isn’t just porn. It’s heavy heavy porn. This isn’t art. This is sex. -Swish

@emilymkaplan @PennStateMHKY He would’ve gone to the NCHC if he cared about winning 😂

Last year, @PennStateMHKY made history with a Frozen Four run. It put them in a position to get top NHL prospect Gavin McKenna, and a totally new spotlight on the program. 🎥Our ESPN feature ahead of the NCAA tournament youtube.com/watch?v=Bjc88X…

I am addicted to Claude

@mansourtarek_ retard

On Khamenei: We don’t list markets directly tied to death. When there are markets where potential outcomes involve death, we design the rules to prevent people from profiting from death. That is what we did here. I know some of you disagree and prefer that we list these markets without a death carveout because it keeps the rules simple and because many traditional markets, like oil futures, can be proxy markets for war and death. But we believe that’s different than having a market directly settling on someone’s death, which is not allowed for US regulated entities. What’s the point of the market, then? A market on Ali Khamenei out as Supreme Leader was important because leadership changes in Iran have major impact on the world order: • geopolitical implications • economic consequences • national security considerations • oil and commodity prices, many of which move based on news and expectations around this outcome And it’s always possible for a ruler to step down or transition power without death, even in autocracies. It just happened in Venezuela. In these instances, we make the caveat clear in the rules and in the market page, but today is a good learning that we can do more in terms of improving the UX and adding more ways to surface the rules. We are committed to improving. In the meantime, here’s what we’re going to do: • We are reimbursing all fees from this market • If you have a position from before Khamenei died, you will be paid out on the last-traded price before his death. (This was clear in our rules) • If you have a position from after he died, we’re going to fully reimburse your cost of entry

$PIXL

@denzelcurry @FBI @CIA bro killed rondale moore

Bullet in your head

@blknoiz06 Lsd

what yall on

@BookitWithTrent @FreezerTarps 🇺🇸🫡

It was always Canada ML 🇨🇦🍁

@SchlossmanGF I’m confused on why it was 4 on 4 in ot

Zam Plante's goal with 6.2 seconds left in overtime lifts Minnesota Duluth to its first home win over UND in a little more than six years. The last was Jan. 24, 2020. Zam finished with two goals on the night.

@gh0stee @solana Blocked

This is my story… my Solana story. 💔 GH0STEE - Why @solana

Q1 2024

2023 myles garret dpoy

@notsoeasymoney link please

This is the toughest piece of College Football Bowl game merch ever created.

@bryan_johnson fuck mushrooms. take a strip of acid

what should I do for my third mushroom trip? first one was documented w text/images. second was livestreamed. livestream again? different format? what do you think?

@steelers @DashawnDontPlay

Say you swear

the bull market will only resume once cobies podcast comes out