granola specialist

my favorite bucket list item is riding horses with Mongolian horse riders on the great Mongolian steppe

With growing Chinese influence on the global stage, the return of Chinese foot binding is inevitable

women on tiktok are competing over foot size btw

@Airavibes_ gears of war 3 golden lancer without gears of war 2

Pretend ur 11 and this a youtube search bar

I am hearing that on his deathbed Mitch McConnell received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!

Si pierden los Estados Unidos me van a apuñalar mafiosos de Kalshi

no it doesn’t

Europoors seeing that we’ve started to care enough about soccer to start bribing FIFA

All my underwear is in the washing machine but I really need to buy an iron so #commandoinWalmartchallenge

Minions & Monsters: this movie got my 6-year-old son to shoot orange juice out of his nose because he was laughing so hard at a Citizen Kane parody. The Minions are no longer my mortal enemies they are now my close personal friends.

I used to hate the Minions but as time has passed i’ve come to respect and even love them

@chasedbywasps Hey this was really sweet, needed this. Thanks :)

they sent me home from work because I was going hog wild

im moving to sf and throwing parties but instead of talking about our fake ai startups and snorting peptides we just drink alcohol and maybe smoke a few cigs

@Openatic @CityBureaucrat @bronzeagemantis Gem

As an Indian, I confirm this. Most Indian men have lost this trait but I am from a unique caste that has preserved this special trait through endogamy. Send an entourage of five or more hot females, if you want to collect a sample of my special black seed. But first you should promise me that this will be used for Scientific research purposes only.

Herodotus famous passage on the “Ethiopians” I read on this episode Short thred as it’s important for Herodotus and some other Greks’ views on race and civilization He calls them “the tallest and most beautiful” of men and way he describes vs Persia parallels Greek self image.

@MetalNMeat @PiitchCherry Did you see that Installation 00 video?

@PiitchCherry The Precursors are the Flood already. They are actively choosing to exist as the Flood perpetually now because they're bitter the Forerunners preempted their genocide of the galaxy by genociding them first. They seed galactic life, then they consume it completely, over and over.

I had a thought, wouldn’t it be cool if like instead of a Gravemind, The Flood instead began to reform into a Precursor.

In Las Vegas for a work trip and my coworker just told me to use the company card at the casino

@dilanesper Nail on the head. Number 5 is such a strange sticking point for many otherwise reasonable people

Things that should guide your politics: 1. Don't be cruel 2. Don't impose things on other groups you wouldn't accept if imposed on you 3. Growth makes redistribution possible 4. Rules and justice both matter 5. People have the right to live different than you do

@texmeplease so over

the boss says no more cat ears on the job site

Beat the brakes off of him to get him off the bottle they’re soulmates

@royalserf This is like the gif of the Turkish cockroach playing at his PC and eating snacks. It’s endearing and I can feel no ill will towards it