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FunkMonster

@FunkMonsieur

I exist. Seriously.

Katılım Nisan 2026
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FunkMonster
FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@youblewmycover @SStricklandMMA Correctamundo! 1. Iran has never had nukes, and wasn’t gonna. 2. Even if they did, they couldn’t reach the U.S. 3. Even if they could, who could blame them now? If two bullies with nukes attacked me on the playground, I’d want to have my own next time.
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SM@youblewmycover·
@SStricklandMMA Iran never had nukes and even if they made some they wouldn't reach the US. This is just another bullshit war for Israel because they have control over our government because our politicians liked to diddle kids with Epstein and everyone with a brain can see that. 😬
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Sean Strickland
Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
Pete "how much are you willing to pay to stop Iran from having a nuclear weapon" Well Pete we voted for no new wars but instead the average family is looking at about 3k to 5k... Would of been nice if you ran on "were gonna start a war then indirectly tax every American"
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CanCanGirl & TobyBear🌈🙏🕊️
Add Deadly Kill Switch to Biden’s legacy besides Gnocide. Here’s a balanced article from an unlikely source but totally ignored. We live in the upside down. Forget about left v right. We need to stand together whether it’s Kill Switch or forever war. newsmax.com/finance/lauren…
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George Ferragut
George Ferragut@georgeferragut1·
Democrats got us into all the wars Korea Vietnam World War I and world war 2 and dropped the fn nuclear and atom bombs ! Spare me the Middle East drama
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The Shallow State
The Shallow State@OurShallowState·
I am speechless. I am without speech.
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FunkMonster
FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@JustTheTweets17 You’re right. We don’t HAVE to do that. But we’re going to anyway. Because tribalism is a hell of a drug, and the algorithms figured out how to maximize it.
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Trisha Hope - National Delegate-TX
We don't HAVE to be Republican or a Democrat and we don't HAVE to hate each other for different views. If we can agree on one thing AMERICA FIRST we can take control of this thing. It's is what both parties fear the most.
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Nick’s Dank Memes
Nick’s Dank Memes@Nicksdankmemes3·
@AwakenWithJP @ElofsonJess Trump would NEVER lie to us bro, that’s why gas is cheaper than ever, mortgage rates are low, the war in Ukraine is over, inflation is down, the national debt is shrinking… it’s all good. 👍
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The Sara Talks
The Sara Talks@TheSaraTalks·
You think you know the truth but the truth isn’t in a google search or a publicly searchable patent! If you don’t like the US government move to another Country! We live in the greatest Country on Earth! The US is the least racist and most opportunistic Country to have ever existed! That’s why everyone wants to come here! They like the standard until they are held to it!
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FunkMonster
FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@Lumpstr1 The U.S. Intelligence Community representing the consensus of agencies including the CIA, DIA, NSA, and others coordinated by the ODNI has repeatedly assessed since 2007 that Iran halted its structured nuclear weapons program in fall 2003 and has not resumed or reauthorized it.
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DCL KEEPN’ IT REAL
-Vietnam $168 billion and 58,000 Americans killed. We should not have been there. -Iraq $3 trillion 5,000 Americans killed. We should not have been there. - Afghanistan $2.5 trillion dollars 6,000+ Americans killed. We needed to be there. Never forget 9/11. -Iran $25 billion 15 Americans killed. We needed to stop a terrorist country from developing nuclear weapons. Just saying.
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Mr. Star Spangled MAGA
Mr. Star Spangled MAGA@4thOfJuly365·
Dear Democrats, I'm done. Done with your pronouns and your made-up genders. Done with your war on basic biology. Done with the whining and the endless victim screams. Done with the threats, the doxxing, the pure hatred in your eyes. Done with the violence, the riots, the "mostly peaceful" destruction. Done with the blue-haired freaks and their tattooed tantrums. Done with your clueless history, you know nothing but call us Nazis. Done with your smug superiority while you can't even define what a woman is. Done with the fragile snowflake meltdowns at American flags. Done with your cultish cancel mob mentality. Done with the godless emptiness that mocks faith and family. Done with your narcissistic victimhood, nothing is ever your fault. Done with the hypocritical elitism, rules for thee, not for me. Done with the laziness you call activism and the trophies you get for losing. Done with the entitlement, demanding everything while earning nothing. Done with your anti-family poison pushing kids toward mutilation. Done with your seething envy of strength, success, and self-reliance. Done with your bitter blindness to truth staring you in the face. Done with your rejection of merit, hard work, and personal responsibility. I'm a pissed-off patriot who's watched you rot this nation. You hate everything that built America. You're not progressive. You're broken, toxic, and lost. No more tolerance for your circus of confusion and chaos. We're done carrying your dead weight. We're taking our country back. America First. No apologies. Eat shit and deal with it. MAGA Forever. In freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA
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Sophia Wilson
Sophia Wilson@SophiaWils4n·
@papi_harlow Honestly, I wouldn’t rely on this. You should keep working hard on your own path this kind of thing can disappear at any time. It’s better to treat it as a side hustle, not something to quit your job for
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Sophia Wilson
Sophia Wilson@SophiaWils4n·
Would you agree that Democrats are the biggest threat to America?
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FunkMonster
FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@dsonoiki Talk about being stingy with policy eroticism! I guess I’m done with ALL liberals. Because of these guys. To this day, I ask any liberal I meet, “Give me ONE reason why all you wanna do is kill Donald Trump. Please.” They never tell me. Always the same answer: “No reason”. 😭
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FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@dsonoiki True story. I met some liberals once (I asked if they were liberals, to be sure). I asked if they vote. “Nope!” I asked if they could excite me with policy ideas (no homo). Denied. So I asked, “what the hell do you do with all your free time, then?” “Try to kill Donald Trump” 🤯
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Gene Parmesan
Gene Parmesan@dsonoiki·
liberals could vote they could come up with policy ideas that excite people instead, they just try to kill Donald Trump all the time for no reason
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FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@dsonoiki I was taken aback. I asked indignantly, “For what reason?!” “No reason at all.” “Bullshit. You spend all your free time just trying to kill one person. Of course there’s a reason.” “Nope!” I knew they weren’t gonna tell, so I asked once more to be titillated with policy ideas
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Ivan Medvedev
Ivan Medvedev@bearmf·
@dsonoiki Which liberals try to kill Trump? How are you generalizing it to all liberals?
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Power to the People ☭🕊
Power to the People ☭🕊@ProudSocialist·
Erika Kirk needs to log off and go be with her kids. She’s not helping anyone and certainly not helping herself by broadcasting her demon eye gaze to the world.
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FunkMonster
FunkMonster@FunkMonsieur·
@jpv227 Wake up, good night? I can’t do both, guy. And we’re not the ones living through the bullshit.
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John Vitale
John Vitale@jpv227·
What the fuck is wrong with everybody Donald Trump the president of the United States of America is fixing 50 years of bullshit that we have lived through. Wake up. Good night.
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