Funky Sailor

@JoltVisceral @fesshole He doesn't use the toilet, but is quite happy to steal a pair of dirty knicks

@fesshole I’ve been a builder for 24 years, not once have I taken a dump in a customers house, always have a clear out before I go work, it’s what they teach you on the first day of building college.

I'm a bathroom fitter, most clients, mostly men make a joke about being the first to use "the throne". Let me tell you now, they never ever are.

@80sAging @ilcano22 Definitely a Panty sniffer

Mario Sergio - Brazil Age at time of photo: 35 (thanks to @ilcano22) #Brazil #Brasil

@ghostscat @kiotsukeruzo @christogrozev @bellingcat Shouldn't laugh, but the dog is funny 😂

@kiotsukeruzo @christogrozev @bellingcat the dog is not to blame

Exactly at this time 8 years ago, Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 took off from Amsterdam with 298 people on board. Less than 3 hours later, they were all killed by a BUK anti-aircraft weapon, fired by the same incompetent Russian army that is killing mothers and children today.

@ladbible Also, isn't it an old pic of one of the Jenner's? Kylie or kendall? Maybe bruce😂

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@pinesoul69 Nose

@EvaBlaze19 Wasp inserted up your arse

@Pronounciation_ You missed out 'Top Knot - Cunt'

@CrossDavidB One Major issue. Social housing. I for one would never buy any new development, as why should I spend a lot of money buying a new place, when my neighbours are social housing wasters?!! Developers should be allowed to build without the obligation to the workshy

Why don’t we build better places to live in the UK? A bit of thread so bear with me. 9 years ago I started trying to develop innovate styles of housing to create more sustainable places to live in not only urban and suburban areas but rural areas without the need to build apts

@wylieisabella21 Fuck this advert. And fuck star wars.

@MarkSaint23 Seriously fuck this advert. Fuck knows why I see it all the time, but I don't want it. I don't even like bastard star wars!!

@ShockingClip What an advert for that Ford though!!!! Not a bloody scratch!!!!!

@freshbatchofeel Haha, jelly belly definitely sounds like a gay thing😂😂

Friendly reminder that just bc pride month is over, doesn’t mean that we should stop boycotting the homophobic companies. Continue to not frequent Chik-Fil-A, Salvation Army, Jelly Belly, etc. if you actually care about the Gays you’d continue to be a caring ally

@NoContextBrits That's his cum face

@fightclu_ Ahhh, the best of British right there

@ladbible No shit, we all know we're being raped

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@imOlivia19 How much

🔥This clipper is a miracle ✂️Cut through ANY type of hair with ease❤️

@ladbible Your Mum.

What's the best takeaway?

@nastyabakulina_ @golub Absolute heartless bastards

Every Russian is guilty.

@CheapoCrappy Isn't that just a Dutch barn style though? Don't get me wrong, It looks kack

Jerkinhead R O O F