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What an honour to have witnessed the whole 13 years of our greatest ever player. Thankyou Jamie Vardy 💙🦊#Vardy #LCFC @LCFC

Let me explain what just happened 👇 5 minutes before the President announced a halt to attacks on Iran… someone placed a $1.5 BILLION bet on stocks going up and dumped $192 million in oil. 5 minutes… These trades were 4 to 6 times larger than anything else in the entire market. Whoever did this wasn’t guessing. You don’t risk $1.5 billion on a hunch. There was zero public indication this announcement was coming. No leaks. No press. Nothing. The only people who knew were in the room when the decision was made. Someone in that room picked up a phone. And within minutes they made more money than most Americans will earn in a thousand lifetimes. In a single trade. On a war that cost you $4+ a gallon gas and $16 billion in tax dollars. American citizens funded this war. Politicians are profiting from it. This is not the first time. Every major announcement from this administration has had massive suspicious trades right before it dropped. Tariff reversals. Policy shifts. War decisions. This is the most blatant insider trading operation in the history of American politics. It’s not even close. And it’s happening over and over in broad daylight. You would go to federal prison for trading on a tip from your cousin. These people are front running war decisions with billion dollar bets and nobody will ever ask a single question. Nobody will be investigated. Nobody will be charged. By tomorrow this will be buried under the next satisfying headline. Just like last time. And the time before that. The game is rigged. And they’re not even trying to hide it anymore…

@adamL_uk @Cherries_FM At least Scott has shown some actual ability to match the hype. Your guy Mainoo is still 100% hype. Strange player to be a fanboy of tbh - are you his brother?

@Funkyrob0t @Cherries_FM We found Alex Scott’s burner account

Nice to know Tuchel’s made the wrong decision.

@Willbroz @Cherries_FM What’s unbelievable about Mainoo? He looks entirely believable to me. Wouldn’t stand out in midfield for Wolves or Burnley.

@Cherries_FM Both unbelievable players, different strengths. They should both be in really, why is Henderson selected.

@YanitedWarrior @Cherries_FM Mainoo is the most overrated English player at the moment. What are his standout attributes? He just looks neat and tidy but slow for me. No great tackler, dribbler or passer. IMO he’s in the England squad because of the club he plays for.

@Cherries_FM Mainoo was MOTM against Spain at 19 Alex scott can’t play under pressure

@adamL_uk @Cherries_FM Non Bournemouth or Man U fan here. Mainoo was completely outplayed by Scott. The latter influenced the game & was clear MOTM, the former played slow, safe football & didn’t influence the game. I still cannot tell you what Mainoo’s attributes are that warrant an #England call up

@Cherries_FM We both watched the same thing wether you were there or not, Mainoo was equal or ever better so clearly you must have been on your phone or something idk

@RobDavies6 @SkyFootball Yeh the year Watford won the ‘came second in the playoff final cup’🏆 (nearly as prestigious as the Premier League we won 3 years later.)

@SkyFootball Leicester ever missed a penno at that end before?

An afternoon to forget for Patson Daka, who missed a penalty and an open goal in Leicester's draw at Watford... 😓

@kakalizlau01 @SkyFootball He won’t mate. He’s been here 5 years and he’s never bounced back stronger - just 19 goals in 123 appearances ffs. He couldn’t hit a donkey’s arse with a banjo.

@SkyFootball Tough day for Patson Daka 😓, those chances don’t come often, and it just wasn’t his moment. Every striker goes through games like this though, he’ll bounce back stronger.

@SkyFootball Patson Daka has 50p boots and a 50p head unfortunately

@khanmufc_ How many angles do @FA_PGMOL need to see of a blatant dive ffs. Amad felt a touch and went down like he’d been shot. Far less contact than the Evanilson one.

All Angles of Amad Diallo’s Penalty Incident vs Bournemouth

@manboyg8 @I_Am_Ilemona

@Funkyrob0t @I_Am_Ilemona Should have been a clear resounding slap to your face for saying this 😆 🤣

The ref didn't give the penalty for the foul on Amad where the Bournemouth defender pushed him with 2 hands. But he gave a penalty and a red against Maguire. Horrible! Terrible officiating.

@EverydayMUFC22 Mainoo is so overrated. Just a neat and tidy play safe midfielder

Nice from Kobbie today but I often feel that I watch other midfielders and like what I see more. Scott today was that Mainoo is a unique profile as he’s so good but isn’t elite in any attacking aspect, passing or defensive really. But connects/knits everything very well

Slept on last night games so writing from a cool head point of view Think there was a lot of good things last night but also alot that needs to be improved. Nothing analytical but just writing my own thoughts below

@gerard_ryan3711 Mainoo was non existent. He did very little and didn’t influence the game. He wouldn’t get in the Bournemouth team. Scott is streets ahead of him and was a clear MOTM

Kobbie Mainoo was excellent last night. Sky had done such a big piece on Scott before the game that if Bournemouth got a result he was gonna get motm even though he wasn’t even great

@cgblackmore Amad dived

What a shock Stuart Atwell Sheffield Utd fan cheating. How do you not give a penalty on Amad the first penalty wasn’t one either or is it we don’t want to give Man Utd 2 penalties in one game. It stinks referees deciding who is going to get the points. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@henrywinter Scott is streets ahead of Mainoo, he just doesn’t play for one of the super league 6.

Great attitude from Alex Scott. Omitted from England squad. Focuses, goes out and shows all his strengths in and out of possession for 90 mins for Bournemouth against Manchester United. Only 22, England opportunity will come again with mindset and ability like his. #BOUMUN

Was that a penalty on AMAD?! YES or NO?

@we3etwe3et @BBCMOTD He dived. Cheated. Ref didn’t buy it. Move on. Cunha dived couple of weeks ago and won u 3 points. Thankfully cheating isn’t 100% successful

@BBCMOTD I understand it’s ‘soft’ but it’s a foul anywhere else on the pitch. You can’t pull a player, esp in the box, affect his balance, & have it not be a pen. It wouldn’t be as bad if they hadn’t gone up the other end and scored. Double whammy for United. That’s why it stings

Should Manchester United have been awarded a second penalty? 🤔

@_kagoro_ @BBCMOTD No penalty because Amad dived mate. A light touch doesn’t make someone spin round and forget how to use their legs.

@BBCMOTD Summed up!! #BrunoForPOTY

@BBCMOTD Embarrassing dive by Amad. Anyone saying otherwise condones diving and cheating.

@alex_crook Amad’s was an embarrassing dive. Somehow managed a full spin as if he’d been hit by a lorry whereas he just felt light contact and realised he was going nowhere

A draw not a terrible result for #MUFC. Big shout for a pen directly before #AFCB equalised. Maguire contact pretty much the same and that one gets given. Continue to be impressed by how unflustered Lammens is.

@henrywinter Amad dived Henry. Obvious simulation. Evanilson was much more convincing.

Decisions, decisions. Amad Diallo was a penalty. That gets given as a free-kick anywhere else on the pitch. It’s even more a penalty than the Matheus Cunha penalty (which was a pen, however “soft”). Amad was just less theatrical. Penalty not given. Wrong decision. Harry Maguire was a penalty and red card. DOGSO. Penalty and red card given. Correct decision.  Understandable debate over the decisions and inevitable frustration for Manchester United. But United have benefited from decisions that go their way this season. All clubs have these issues, examples, frustrations. The main issue here is … 1) General standard of officiating in the Premier League. Amad decision was poor. Even more investment required in grass-roots refereeing, in fast-tracking talent, in training up academy graduates who don’t make it as pros, and in continued work to improve further the Select Group refs. PL has some good officials. Just need more. 2) Football belongs to fans, not officials. Fans deserve to know what is going on in real time. When decision/incident being discussed by officials, audio should be played live. The authorities don’t want to, feel it places too much pressure on officials so content themselves with brief explanation when announcing decision and clarification on PL Match Centre. Fans in the stadium and tuning in pay a lot for tickets and subscriptions, respectively, and shouldn’t be kept in the dark. Audio works well in rugby union and cricket (and acknowledging those sports have more pauses in play). l went to a VAR demonstration (not PL) earlier this week given by an elite official. Hearing the audio between officials gave insight into the process - and respect for what they are dealing with at speed, especially with players trying to con them.  You are never going to get complete consistency over decisions. There’s always going to be an element of subjectivity with so many incidents. But fans deserve more transparency and accountability. It might restore some trust. #BOUMUN