Mango Jenkins

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Mango Jenkins

Mango Jenkins

@FunsoBanlow

Can jam with the console-cowboys in cyberspace.

Katılım Temmuz 2013
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@DavidMcGregorBN Labour berated the Tories for 14 years on sick and disabled welfare only to then immediately cut it far more harshly. Does that matter? Does parroting Reform's language on immigration? Does leaving profiteering utilities and supermarkets free to impoverish families across the UK?
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David@DavidMcGregorBN·
People ask what Labour has actually done. Try telling a renter facing a no-fault eviction that ending Section 21 doesn’t matter. Try telling a struggling family that breakfast clubs don’t matter. Some of us know these things change lives because we’ve lived it.
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Stuart Grant
Stuart Grant@McClumsy84·
The usual clickbait sites seem keen to paint Sebastian Bornauw as a 'flop'. We paid £5m for him, did anyone expect him to just walk into the starting XI of a PL side? I always thought he was brought here to be a member of the squad rather than a regular starter. #lufc
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@pal_lufc The Bulls are too high up on the kit. Gives even a svelte lad like DCL tits.
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Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@MichaelBridge_ Astonishing how many idiotic Spurs fans here have been blathering on this season about how he's not upto their level. If he doesn't suffer serious injuries he'll get 100 caps for England.
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Michael Bridge@MichaelBridge_·
Atletico's Marcos Llorente runs over to Archie Gray to shake his hand before Gray walks off to be substituted. He's been outstanding tonight. #THFC
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@Dmhches @MichaelBridge_ Lol. You've only highlighted how ludicrous that would be. As if he's going to Villa next. Far too good. He'll be straight back to Leeds.
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Dmh@Dmhches·
@MichaelBridge_ Wouldn’t mind picking him up for Villa when we get champions league, be a decent buy from a relegated side
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Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@LUFC Good. Richly deserved. More of this please.
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Leeds United@LUFC·
🏆 #LUFC legend Mick Jones to be presented with Lifetime Achievement award at half-time on Saturday
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@SandyofSuffolk Reform has consistently argued that pension age should rise, not fall. You support Reform.
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Sandy Tregent
Sandy Tregent@SandyofSuffolk·
The state pension age should revert to 65. There's a reason most people over 65 can't work full time. Cancer, heart conditions, arthritis, and many more medical conditions. Added to which, many people in their late 60s and early 70s are carers to their own elderly parents or look after grandchildren so their parents can work. Unless, of course, you're a Lord or Lady and still pretend you're going to work, while really you just doze off in the House of Lords while sponging a daily rate of a few hundred quid off the hardworking ordinary taxpayers. 🙄🤬
GB Politics@GBPolitcs

🚨NEW: The state pension age could be raised to 75 due to UK's birth rate decline

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The Cells View
The Cells View@TheCellsView·
@xGPhilosophy @PolymarketSport If Wolves, Burnley & Leeds (mad they’re not in this tweet) go down I think it’s safe to say this season easily goes down as the worst PL season for quality over 38 games Bar Brentford/Sunderland every other club fan will park this season from their memories
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The xG Philosophy
The xG Philosophy@xGPhilosophy·
Relegation probability: • Wolves: 98% • Burnley: 97% • West Ham: 34% • Nottm Forest: 31% • Tottenham: 30% [🔮 via @PolymarketSport]
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@benf1010 @ghostsfilm26 I suppose it's because they don't rely on VFX and they are using the same location and presumably much of the same crew. They know how to make Ghosts by now!
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BBC Ghosts updates
BBC Ghosts updates@ghostsfilm26·
Ghosts : The Possession of Button House Haunting cinemas Friday 23rd October 2026 👻👻
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John C. Firkel@JohnCFirk·
@ghostsfilm26 Bought the series on Amazon Prime in the USA, so hoping this will be available for purchase also, soon after the theatrical release. 😊
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AJ@LikeATattoooooo·
@thesnlnetwork Oh look British people hating a show in the comments before they've watched it, how original.
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Saturday Night Network@thesnlnetwork·
SNL UK Promo with Tina Fey 🇬🇧 Live on Sky and streaming service NOW every Saturday from 21 March, or catch-up on demand!
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WWEDay1@GoldenEra2004·
@thesnlnetwork They really tried to get SNL look alikes....... Keenon Kristen Wig (not really) Jimmy Fallon Leslie Jones (Meh)
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@DropAPinShow Whoever hires at this guy's place of work certainly seems to value attractiveness in female workers more than they do in male workers.
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Drop A Pin Show
Drop A Pin Show@DropAPinShow·
What's the highest-populated country without snakes?
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Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@James1940 Dunno. Seems convenient that he started a war that's throttled oil coming through the Middle East a few weeks after America gained control over Venezuela's oil.
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James Holland
James Holland@James1940·
This is what comes of Trump viewing international strategy through the narrow and myopic prism of his own world view. Zero geo-political understanding, maximum cock-up. Hitler had the same shortcoming, incidentally, and it didn’t go well for him and his toadies.
Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡@shanaka86

Goldman Sachs confirms Hormuz oil flows have collapsed from 19.5 million barrels per day to 0.5 million. Net disruption after pipeline rerouting: 17.2 million barrels per day offline. Two independent vessel trackers recorded zero oil tankers crossing the Strait on 12 March. The largest energy chokepoint on Earth is not closed by a navy. It is closed by a spreadsheet. Seven major P&I clubs cancelled war-risk coverage for the Persian Gulf effective 5th March under Solvency II protocols. Premiums for remaining voyage cover surged 300 to 1,000%, reaching 1% of hull value: $2 to $3 million per VLCC on a seven-day renewable basis. The $20 billion DFC reinsurance facility backed by Chubb has limited uptake because it excludes full P&I liability. Lloyd’s still offers single-voyage cover. Nobody is buying because the premium assumes the mines, and the mines are on the seabed. The Strait is open. The insurance is not. And without insurance, no vessel moves. While 19 million barrels per day sit stranded on either side of the chokepoint, one category of vessel continues transiting: Chinese shadow fleet tankers carrying Iranian crude settled in yuan through CIPS. Kpler confirms 11.7 to 16.5 million barrels have reached China since 28 February. These tankers do not carry Western insurance. They do not need Western insurance. They operate under Chinese state-backed coverage, Iranian IRGC safe passage, and yuan settlement through a payment system that processed $24.5 trillion in 2025 at 43% year-on-year growth. The only oil moving through Hormuz is oil that does not touch the dollar. This is the moment the petrodollar system was designed to prevent. In 1974, Saudi Arabia agreed to price oil exclusively in dollars in exchange for American military protection. That agreement created a world where every barrel required dollars, every central bank held dollar reserves because energy demanded them, and American financial hegemony rested on the simple proposition that oil equals dollars. For fifty-two years, the equation held. The 2026 war is breaking it not through policy but through physics: the insurance architecture that enabled dollar-denominated oil transit has collapsed, and the only transit still functioning operates in yuan. The dollar’s share of global reserves has fallen from 71% in 2000 to 59% today. Yuan global payments remain at 2.89%. No single event kills the petrodollar. But the Goldman data reveals what the contrarians miss: the war has created a live demonstration of a post-dollar energy system operating at scale. Chinese tankers transit. Yuan settles. CIPS clears. Iranian oil reaches Chinese refineries at $9 to $12 below Brent while Western buyers pay $96.72. The system works. It is working now. And every day the Strait remains closed to dollar shipping is another day the alternative proves it does not need the original. President Trump’s multinational warship call is the response: send navies, reopen the Strait, restore dollar-denominated traffic, and kill the yuan alternative before it scales. If the coalition succeeds, dollar pricing survives. If it fails or fragments, the war that was launched to destroy Iran’s nuclear programme will have accidentally created the conditions for the multipolar energy order the dollar was designed to prevent. The IEA has released 400 million barrels of strategic reserves, the largest coordinated draw in history. It covers 23 days of the 17.2 million barrel daily shortfall. The war is sixteen days old. The reserves are finite. The insurance cancellations are not. Nineteen million barrels per day reduced to half a million. Zero tankers on 12th March. Yuan tankers the only vessels moving. And the fifty-two-year-old system that priced every barrel in dollars is watching its replacement operate in real time through the waterway it can no longer transit. Full analysis here - open.substack.com/pub/shanakaans…

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Derek Pakora
Derek Pakora@DeathlyAcorn·
People complain about American pronunciations all the time like 'erb or Creg but there is nothing more grating to the ears than the way they pronounce twat.
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@sid_lambert Any wayback clip I see on here that features Keith Curle always seems to be him angrily defending the indefensible.
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A Funny Old Game
A Funny Old Game@sid_lambert·
24 years ago today: The Battle of Bramall Lane. Includes one of the most x-rated tackles of all time, and some fine foreshadowing in the commentary box: "Georges Santos has a bit of history with Andy Johnson. That first challenge will be interesting..."
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Mango Jenkins
Mango Jenkins@FunsoBanlow·
@TrueBenito @VoteGreenNorth @PocFada @MayorofLondon By that logic a Bermudan from several generations of Bermudans who never left Bermuda are British, not Bermudan. A person born on the island of Ireland is Irish. If they identify with the British or the Unionists or whatever else then good for them. Doesn't stop them being Irish.
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paul bennett@TrueBenito·
@VoteGreenNorth @PocFada @MayorofLondon I live quite close to Armagh. I don't need to look at any map. It's in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. All citizens are born and registered as British whether they choose to be Irish or not.
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nic carter
nic carter@nic_carter·
@SpencerAlthouse The literal biggest news story of the decade in the UK is the institutional tolerance of massive groomer pedophile rings
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Spencer Althouse@SpencerAlthouse·
omg the audience's reaction when Conan made this joke during his Oscars opening monologue "It's the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, 'Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.'"
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