The Fury from Newry

@inqdragon2 Did you decorate your house around your cat? Or does she just match everything. Absolutely beautiful wee creature. Excellent loafage.

For anyone who needs this today, here is a picture of Joan.

@MadelaineLucyH To my face, yes. Haha.

Would you be nice to yourself as the opposite gender?

@GlamRatchet Boop.

@GlamRatchet What the hell? No i can't. You should be studied.

@real_bechambers Good lad, Danny.

Today is my son’s(Danny) birthday. He turns 35 today. Could you please wish my son a very happy birthday today 🎂🎉🥳🎈🎁

@AustinGould1980 @rebekkarnold Ohh, that's much worse.

@FuryFromNewry @rebekkarnold Actually we lost, it was boxing day apparently 😂

EFL have removed Southampton from the playoffs and a four point deduction next season lmao, thoughts?

@rebekkarnold Hahaha my bro is a Saints fan. This is delicious.

@rebekkarnold 6 points from Everton. Proper order.

@justin_ng Floof or dare.

Afnoonos Boss.

Justice for my girl because what is this haircut? 😭

@SiobheanG Your photos of Elvis are class. You can see she took a while to really trust you but now she adores you. Beautiful journey! Aww she always looks happy now.

Last night...🥰🦊❤️ #ElvisFox

@SiobheanG Daytime foxiness!

@EAdemoh @FabrizioRomano What fucking legacy do you have? Man is a hero in Ireland and Donegal.

@FabrizioRomano 17 years at Everton and still no major trophy to show for it… that level of loyalty in modern football looks more like lack of ambition than legacy.

🚨🔵 Everton confirm Seamus Coleman leaves the club after 17 years wearing the Toffees’ shirt. 👋🏼

@simonmaginn It may be a masterstroke by Starmer. Get Streetting to show how it could actually be worse.

'We Want Wes!' said no sane person ever.

@MadelaineLucyH Maybe he's off studying.

All hail me, I just managed to get rid of a fuckboy in a record four days by politely sending him interesting art and switching topics to politics and history 👏♥️💅

@MadelaineLucyH My dad was obsessed with Heartbeat. It freaked me out, that dimension which is permanently the 60's with TV actors.

My daddy has a black belt in judo and is an expert at cyber security and weird guitars and that’s why I’m cooler than you

@MadelaineLucyH Do you go to Peter Marx?

I am indeed, The Left. The entire left. Everyone who has ever been left wing completely agrees with me on everything from pop art to the gold standard. They think I’m great and all my thoughts are great and also my hair.

@EFCevie Peter Mandelson was brought back into government. Reform are literally and figuratively the Tories. So, I guess no. No one remembers.

so crazy seeing them just reuse the corbyn slander script with polanski and everyone just going along with it. does no one remember anything?

@MadelaineLucyH Don't worry Elektra. Your secret is safe with me.

“Why don’t you just write under your real name” Because even TWEETING under my real name gets me whacky weirdos doing parasocial freakazoiding on me. There’s absolutely no way I’d share anything professional here unless I felt extremely strongly about it.