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9 years today and I could not ask for a better dog by my side. I can't wait to see what our future holds together and theres no one I'd rather do it with than you. Happy anniversary @Makowoof I love you so much 🧡🧡🧡

@RykerTheShep @Makowoof <333333

@Makowoof @FuseWolf You'd make the cutest bee keeper. Heck, you'd make the cutest anything. I fricken love you and Fuse so much. 🐶🐶🐶

@FuseWolf has bee leaving me unattended during the day. I have power tools. Time to be a whole chaos!

This new job cannot come fast enough. Another fucking callout today so im gunna be stuck working another double.

My level of tolerance for people's under their breath bigoted comments has gone right out the window. I used to just let it slide. But now, yes 80-year-old woman in the supermarket checkout store I did loudly call you a miserable cunt at 8:00 a.m.

This bumper sticker though. I swear the things I encounter on my commute

does anyone ever wonder where you fall in your friends eyes? not on some sad shit rn - just really weird knowing that some people I consider super close don’t, and there are people I feel like I don’t know who think I’m their best friend it’s a really interesting thing 🐕❤️😵‍💫

There is nothing in the world that brings me greater satisfaction than telling a Karen: "no" but also here's all the reasons why your wrong and why we will not be helping you further. One perk about exec management i guess lmao if you complain about me.. your complaint goes to me

@R0rek Omg congrats that's amazing!!

I closed on a new house while day drinking at FWA. No more avocado toast for me 😩

The menace of the bar! A huuuuuge thank you to @thehouseofcurl for bringing my boy to life! Now @FuseWolf is gunna have to put up with all the obnoxious boofs and borks.

@HarlowTheWolf @Makowoof Hes soooo handsome 😍

@Makowoof Stfu do i actually get to see you in a suit in my lifetime

Behold... The Box of Incalcuable Mystery! I wonder whats inside?

Lookit this cute fluff!!!

So...something absolutely amazing came in the mail yesterday. I may have accidently chewed on a pokéball a bit too long. (Have a pic til I can get the video to load!)

Best damn 8 years of my life. I can't wait to see what the future holds. Love this wuff so much!

@Makowoof That would get me ngl

"FREE WHELAN PRODUCTS" Guaranteed to catch @FuseWolf's... maybe others.

Massachusetts: where we will do 75 mph in a blizzard but we won't do over 35 in a drizzle

Also before any of you worry no I was not involved. It just happened right in front of me

You know people always bitch about modern cars and how they get destroyed so easily. But this goes to show the benefits of crumple zones and why theyre important. Your car might be destroyed but out of all three vehicles here not one person had a scratch on them from the accident

IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE A 5 YEAR WARRANTY, CHECK AGAIN! Just got off of a support call with @Seagate @AskSeagate and received a warranty denial due to an error in Amazon's listing. The rep claimed they had no input on how @amazon represents (or misrepresents) the warranty.

The deer has been put back into the spacesuit at #furpocalypse