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Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner.

A pedophile. An adjudicated rapist. A convicted felon. A pathological liar. A sociopath. A malignant narcissist. A sadist. A racist. A fascist. A traitor. An insurrectionist. A war-monger. A demagogue. A despot. An enemy of the Constitution. An American nightmare.

In 2019, the State of New Mexico launched an investigation of Jeffrey Epstein’s Zorro Ranch, then the Trump 1 Justice Department demanded the state stop and turn it over to the feds. The probe then fizzled. Awesome reporting from @ReisThebault nytimes.com/2026/03/01/us/… via @NYTimes

“No president in the modern era has ordered more military strikes against as many different countries as Donald Trump” axios.com/2026/03/02/tru…

THIS.

@marywwriter @johnpavlovitz Thank you!

@johnpavlovitz We hear you. We know. Both teams played a great game, especially your goalie. 💕 🇨🇦

Dear Canada, We love and respect you. Our President is a classless, brain-dead rapist. Our deepest apologies. Sincerely, Decent Americans

Thank you to Greenland for providing emergency medical care to a US sailor on board the submarine, since we did not have adequate resources in the area to treat him. I’m sorry that our president felt the need to cover up our shortcomings with a deranged ghost hospital ship post.

@grokmen321 @BarackObama @TeamUSA Um, you realize than non-MAGA American's love Canada, right? And that we know how awesome you guys are at hockey? Don't be salty.

@BarackObama @TeamUSA Still canada 🇨🇦 have 9 golds 🥇 more than any other countries... 😎

Congratulations to the U.S. Men’s and Women’s hockey teams, Alysa Liu, Breezy Johnson, Mikaela Shiffrin and all the amazing Olympic athletes representing @TeamUSA.

It’s a sad day for the US when this asshole and I agree.

Selling stolen oil and putting billions of dollars in a bank in Qatar to be spent without Congressional approval is not Constitutional. Only Congress can appropriate money. The President can’t legally create a second Treasury overseas for his own piggy bank. Wake up Congress.

@MaMoMVPY I didn’t vote for him. He should be rotting away in jail where he belongs. Many Americans agree. Please don’t lump us all into that shit pile.

Well, I Newsom is right HOWEVER if the US attacks Greenland and the Kingdom of Denmark the responsibility for this is the American people who has elected Trump. You better remove him. That is YOUR responsibility. You cannot put this on the Europeans.

@aerosoles Wore boots for the 1st time to a Christmas party 2 weeks ago. “Leather” cracked at the front of both ankles. Purchased directly from your website. I’d like a full refund.

ICE cut off her wedding ring. Sue Tincher is a 55-year-old American citizen: a grandmother, 5’4’, and white. Just in case you thought you’d be safe. She walked to her neighbor’s house after getting alerts that ICE was nearby. She stood across the street and asked an officer if they were ICE. They told her to “get back.” She didn’t move. Seconds later, they threw her to the ground, handcuffed her, and hauled her away. She spent five hours in leg shackles at a federal building. Agents cut off her wedding ring and threatened to pepper-spray her in the truck. Her husband spent all day trying to find where they’d taken her. Federal officials wouldn’t tell him. Her "crime" was simply standing on a public street, watching, and asking questions. Read that again: here in Minnesota, a U.S. citizen was arrested, restrained, and disappeared for hours, not for interfering, not for resisting, but for asking a question. If they can arrest Sue Tincher for standing on a public sidewalk, they can arrest anyone. Immigration attorneys said they’re seeing constitutional violations every single day now. I’m running because we need leaders who will call this what it is- un-American, unconstitutional, and unacceptable. Sue Tincher stood up. I’m standing up. We must all stand up. mprnews.org/story/2025/12/…

This is Bryan. Once a week, he takes a shelter pup on a New York City adventure in his ‘Adopt Me’ backpack, hoping someone will fall in love. He films their big day out, and almost every dog he’s featured has found a forever home. Please leave him a heart ❤️ for helping good dogs find their humans.

@MoonPieJoe @GovTimWalz I never tire of people outing themselves as low-thinkers. A) They weren't putting tampons in boys' bathrooms or locker rooms and B) It would be helpful if they did. As a girl who played sports, we were often relegated to the boys' locker room when playing "away" games.

@GovTimWalz Tim this isn’t. A tampon commercial

I can’t condone this but damn that looks fun.

American hero, Mark Kelly has only had one wife. After she was shot in the head, he retired from the Navy and NASA to care for her and help in her recovery. Pete Hegseth’s current wife is the woman he got pregnant when he was cheating on his 2nd wife who was also pregnant.

Dear American friends, Europe is your closest ally, not your problem. And we have common enemies. At least that’s how it has been in the last 80 years. We need to stick to this, this is the only reasonable strategy of our common security. Unless something has changed.

Here is a picture of President Obama recieving a real Nobel Peace Prize. Would be a shame if this went viral lol

@MartinShkreli Seriously, why aren't you still in prison?

okay i'm a fan now

If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.