Gio | Citizen #3066

@SleeperChicago Meanwhile Ayo had a triple double last night… Seems like it worked out for both teams. Yall got stat padders to entertain you while your team stacks Ls. Wolves got a key piece for another run 🤝

Yeah so Leonard Miller being the steal of the trade deadline was confirmed last night. 25 minutes 21 points 6 boards 4 assists 9-14 FG Off the bench He’s just scratching the surface.

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This is it This is the big one Just as everyone gave up Perhaps by design, but that's another topic

Literally everyone who's still in Crypto after the Clarity Act passes

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week. It's a mobile app now. Last year I mass DM'd 340 people the phrase "you don't understand how early we are." I have since stopped doing that. Not because I was wrong. Because most of them blocked me. I got into metaverse real estate in November 2021. Everyone was buying. Someone paid $450,000 to be Snoop Dogg's neighbor. In a video game. With no legs. The avatars didn't have legs. I thought that was bullish. "The legs are coming," I told my Discord. "Legs are a roadmap item." Three hundred people reacted with rocket emojis. I called myself a "digital land baron." I put it in my Twitter bio. I put it in my LinkedIn headline. I said it on a podcast that had eleven listeners. Three of them were bots. The rest were my alts. My virtual property has more square footage than my actual apartment. My actual apartment has furniture. Location, location, location. My most valuable asset was a plot next to a virtual Gucci store. Gucci left in 2023. The store is still there. Nobody's in it. It's like a mall in Ohio but with worse graphics and no food court. I held. Diamond hands. That's what we said. "Diamond hands." It means refusing to sell while your investment loses 94% of its value. We turned financial paralysis into a personality trait. A guy in my Discord paid $2.4 million for a 618-parcel estate in Decentraland. Prime district. High foot traffic. I asked him what "foot traffic" meant when the platform had 38 daily active users. He said I didn't understand the technology. I didn't. I still bought more. We had a DAO. A decentralized autonomous organization. That means we voted on decisions. There were nine of us. Three never showed up. Two voted on everything without reading it. The other four were me and my alts. We voted to "acquire strategic parcels." The vote passed unanimously. I voted four times. My portfolio peaked at $1.2 million. I told everyone. I made a spreadsheet. I projected 40x returns by 2025. I made a pitch deck. The pitch deck had a slide that said "WE ARE BUILDING THE DIGITAL ECONOMY." The slide had a rocket emoji. That was my entire financial model. In 2023 I bought a Bored Ape for $189,000. It's worth $14,000 now. I don't talk about the Ape. I still use it as my profile picture. People ask me about it. I say "I'm long-term bullish." Long-term bullish means I can't sell it without crying in a Panera. My mom asked me what a Bored Ape was. I said "digital art on the blockchain." She asked why it cost more than her car. I said "you don't understand Web3." She said "I understand you live in a studio apartment." She's not in my Discord. Justin Bieber bought one for $1.3 million. It's worth about $90,000 now. I felt better about mine after I heard that. That's community. WAGMI. We're All Gonna Make It. We said that every day. In the group chat. While the floor dropped. While the volume dried up. While 95% of all NFT collections went to zero. We're all gonna make it. None of us made it. But we said it with conviction and a laser-eye profile picture. That counts for something. It doesn't. But we said it did. That's decentralized consensus. Meta spent $84 billion on the metaverse. I need to say that again. $84 billion. More than the GDP of Luxembourg. More than the GDP of Iceland, Luxembourg, and Malta combined. They spent it on a platform where the avatars had no legs, the graphics looked like a 2006 Wii game, and the peak user count was lower than the lunch rush at a Chipotle in Des Moines. They just pulled Horizon Worlds from VR headsets. It lives on as a mobile app. My beachfront villa is now a mobile app. Location, location, location. Zuckerberg renamed the entire company for this. Facebook became Meta. A $900 billion company changed its legal name because the CEO watched Ready Player One and said "I want that." Reality Labs lost $10 billion in 2021. $14 billion in 2022. $16 billion in 2023. $18 billion in 2024. $19 billion in 2025. That's not a strategy. That's a speedrun. They laid off 1,500 Reality Labs employees this year. Shut down three VR studios. Killed Supernatural. Put the entire VR social vision in a casket and said "we're pivoting to AI and wearables." The pivot took four years and $84 billion. I pivoted too. I'm an AI real estate investor now. I bought a virtual plot in an AI-generated world that doesn't exist yet. The founder said it was "the intersection of spatial computing and large language models." I don't know what that means. I gave him $40,000. He has a whitepaper. It's 47 pages. I read the title and the tokenomics section. The tokenomics section is a pie chart. I love pie charts. They make everything look like a plan. The project has a roadmap. Q1: "Build community." Q2: "Launch beta." Q3: "Scale ecosystem." Q4 is blank. Q4 is always blank. That's where the exit scam goes. My accountant asked me to value my metaverse portfolio for tax purposes. I said $1.2 million. He said "current market value." I said $6,400. He stared at me for eleven seconds. I know because I counted. He asked if I had any other investments. I showed him my NFTs. He stared for longer. I told him they were "cultural artifacts with long-term provenance." He asked if I'd considered a 401k. I told him a 401k was "legacy finance." He told me to leave his office. The metaverse is dead. I don't accept that. I am a digital land baron. I own eleven properties across four platforms. I have a beachfront villa in a mobile app, a plot next to an empty Gucci store, and a cartoon monkey that cost me more than my actual car. Location, location, location. The location is nowhere. But I'm early. I'm always early. That's the same as being wrong except you get to say it with confidence.

@TheHoopCentral Literally got none of the ball whatsoever 🤣. *Shai fouls at the rim and gets away with it per usual

SHAI BLOCKS RUDY GOBERT AT THE RIM. 🔥😤

@YANGS1K @Novig That’s not how that works. He’s guaranteed 30M+ this year. Makes no sense to pay him money and save the cardinals that money.

@Novig If Kyler was still a franchise QB he wouldn't be signing a 1 year prove it deal

Cardinals went 1-5 without Kyler in '22 Cardinals went 1-8 without Kyler in '23 Cardinals went 1-11 without Kyler in '25 Kyler Murray has 20,000 yds passing Kyler Murray has 3,000 yds rushing Kyler Murray is 1 of only 3 QBs to do that after 87 games. Kyler Murray was NOT the problem. Kyler Murray is still a FRANCHISE QB.

Skol.

@MySportsUpdate @AdamSchefter Bro….

@NoAlphaLimits hi

Deleting in 7 hrs, whoever Iikes and says “hi”, I’ll send you a number on dm. that's how much you won from me.

@nicksortor Does anyone ever think about how cold that food must be with how long it probably takes to get there before it’s able to be eaten at the white house 🤣

🔥 President Trump catered McDONALD’s for Team USA at the White House today, bringing in STACKS of double cheeseburgers 🤣 All while patriotic songs BLASTED in the background There’ll NEVER be another President like Trump 😂

. @Revolut @revolutsupport employees have tried to extort me for money They matched my name and I’m Doxxed to my acc which I made years back They contacted my sister and told them show to your brother to pay up They have blocked me Will post emails from Revolut dpo legal team admitting it’s their employee doing this Please rt

@EricLDaugh Well that’s not a manipulative narrative you’re spinning at all… just hoping people don’t actually watch the video?

🚨 BREAKING: Shocking moment as Democrat Rep. Pramila Jayapal demands AG Pam Bondi APOLOGIZE for releasing *TOO MANY* Epstein files Are you freaking kidding me?! THIS is what Trump meant when he says the "Epstein Hoax." UNBELIEVABLE.

@TheHoopCentral @bball_ref Interesting that two players from the same team can be in the top 10 for most VALUABLE player. Oh twice btw! Makes zero sense 🤦🏻‍♂️

NBA MVP Award Tracker, via @bball_ref: 1.) Nikola Jokic 2.) Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 3.) Luka Doncic 4.) Cade Cunningham 5.) Victor Wembanyama 6.) Tyrese Maxey 7.) Jamal Murray 8.) Jalen Duren 9.) Chet Holmgren 10.) Jalen Brunson

never gave up.

Grant Cardone reveals NOBODY would buy $10,000,000 worth of Gold at market price “I know a guy who is trying to sell 10,000 pieces of silver and he can’t get a real offer. He’s getting a 30% discount below the market. People see it spiking like this and they’re like, ‘OMG.’ But go try to sell $10M worth of gold and see what happens. You’ll only get offers 20-30% below the market, and you won’t get the money tomorrow or in five minutes. It needs to get authenticated, checked, and validated” “Bitcoin is a real thing. You can trade it in five minutes, and that’s real. Bitcoin, to me, is not only money, it’s also technology, unlike gold or silver”

@saylordocs So many people have never heard of a spread. Crazy

Bitcoin is at $90,000 If you want to buy on Coinbase, they charge $91,450. If you want to sell, it’s $88,700. WTF??

TheBurntPeanut paused his entire stream to have a serious conversation with a viewer who has depression ❤️

@BeauTrades_ @MarketElites

Nice start to the year in @MarketElites 🚀 - Swing on $DPRO - Rotated to $POET With both plays giving really nice 10% moves each on shares. Cheap names that everyone could play as well. Stock are almost at ath. Stop wasting 2026 and come learn to trade with me.