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@SaidAbad17 @georgediano I know what you know

@georgediano Khalwale amesema you know I know That me and you knows That you know I know 😂😂😂

They've stolen more than enough, they have nothing meaningful left to do with the money. They're now doing BBL!!

@georgediano Akona na mafurambanya kubwa kushinda akili

@kamauwaruhiu And you're the Millenial that just came up with this post. Can't recall. Last time I heard "kutuna" 😃😀 Halafu hao watu wa simu wakona touch screen??

Millennials have started developing withdrawal symptoms from two days of missing work . I met one in the morning and he started talking to me in their weird sheng , "mbuyu ni noma bana ,nimetuna Hadi nikachoka bana ,alafu neighbor amewasha kigode joh ". What a weird generation of young people with old minds this one . Anyway with all due respect we agreed @PhoneExpressKe if you go to their page they will pay me 178 ksh. Nipate za chai hakuna supu Leo.

@linc_ke3 Maujinga self-made hizo

How are you stranded while everyone was informed of the strike? wengine mko na ujinga ya kuzaliwa nayo😂😂💀

@pendingtycoon Lakini how can someone with a functional brain tattoo Ruto on their body 🤔 😫

Another one 🥲😂

@BobbyVj @jumaf3 Murkomen is busy talking about Kasongo's Tattoos

@jumaf3 And Murkomen has the audacity to claim this is tribal. What a crooked bunch of people we have in this country. Wickedness!

Most banks were shut down today. This was a major protest that went beyond fuel.

@Naomikibandi Mbadi siku hizi anakaa chura imenyimwa maji

Lakini mbona Ruto alipea Raila”s soldiers Hizi docket ngumu ngumu in the name of “experts” mmeona vile Opiyo Wandayi amejikuja hapo kwa TV,unaona vile Mbadi hukaa tuu stressed.

@Kibet_Goat Kuna tweep juzi alisema haamini ati Jesus also died for Ruto🥹🥺

Ruto has done a tremendous job with affordable housing now we plead with God to take him atujengee makao ya binguni pia

@Maryian96 Napenda vile huyu legend ametoklezea hapo nyuma kuzima hizo mumu za Anakonda. Meanwhile, Wandayi behaving like Bosco imekosa food kwa matanga🥹🥺

Banangeeeee what the hell of a country is this?????? people disagreeing in public 🤣🤣🤣🤣look at wandayis face!!

@fatcouchiee Watatii.... finale

na watu wa presence is not submission wanasemaje?

@aceof_shade @EdwinNgany Mbona Wandayi ukaa kuku imenyeshewa??

@EdwinNgany Hii hapa

Kesho kuna strike?

@bevalynekwambo3 Sijaskia kitu yoyote apo but nimeelewa

Unadiglo?

@Gman30695688162 @staceycutey Very true Kasin

@staceycutey Natural noise cancellation unafunga the other ear na kidole moja 😅😅😅😅😅 works everytime

mtu huweka aje noise cancellation kwa phonecalls 😭🫴ndio the other party wasiskie kelele ya place nko

@JmJuma1 @MykBrynn Toka hapa😹😹😹

@MykBrynn Aende aoshe interviewees na mate😭😭

Citizen understands it's crew so we'll, wakitaka kuinterview the bourgeoisie wanatumia Jeff Koinange, if they want to get their facts right wanatuma Sam Gituku, wakitaka kuinterview thought leaders, wanatuma Yvonne Okwara halafu wakitaka kuinterview maduanci wanatuma Trevor Ombija.🤣🤣💔

@OderoOderoJnr @Dr_AustinOmondi Huko ni Ungwaro Kasin, sindio😀

@Dr_AustinOmondi Bruh I live in a neighborhood with more than 9 churches!. On Sundays it's chaotic, noisy and uncomfortable. I'm forced to seek refuge at my concubines place in wangige every Saturday evening

Tatu City and Northlands is the most civilized place you can live on Thika Rd. No churches, no unnecessarily loud neighbors and the place is clean.

@Kibet_bull This is the TikTok page

Kuna mtu amecombine all the Kasongo lies. Ako episode 145 na anaendelea kuweka. We will need it next year

@bevalynekwambo3 BTW, kama kuna watu cheap hii dunia ata kushinda chumvi ni wanaume. Ata number ya simu hawajui kunyimana🥹🥺 ni kupeana tu fuaaa

Wanaume hawajui kusema no😭 Kwa club wao hununua kila kitu kwa hawkers. Socks, sandals, wallet, shoes, belt na torch ama solar lights😭 na saizo hawana carrier bag.

@bevalynekwambo3 Halafu unapatanga hao walevi wako na five pairs of similar black sandals coz kila siku nikununua tu the same things 🥹🥺

@JaphethOtieno01 😹😹😹😹 Alaaar

@GAKIIGITUMA A Legendary time catch a wine hapa sa ndio inabamba Na siwezi, sema sana Tena siezi bonga sana 😂😂😂

Cleo Malala has decided to climb down with CS Joho, saying Joho is not doing the work he was given. Kazi yake ni kwenda TikTok kujipaka powder, lipstick na kuadvertise ndevu. Kuimba “Watatii” finale watatupenda 😂