Will Matthews

@Kim_McCabe I’m not sure how to pronounce it, but I can use it in a sentence. Eg. I am an X-Twitter user. 👍

How exactly are we meant to pronounce "Xitter"? Shitter? Zhitter? There's marketing disruption, and then there's maniacal destruction. What an unfortunate downfall of a once powerful brand. #bringbackthebird

Sorry, I think I missed some of the headlines. I'm guessing the employment of handmaids was approved by a vote of 6-3?

@karaswisher @Ticklematter @meena @elonmusk This makes me curious, is it possible to see what's the distribution of sentiment (critical vs. supportive) correlated with whether or not the posters are sporting blue checkmarks?

Call me a cynic, but I'd bet real money that most times he says "lol", Elon's not really laughing out loud. Mastodon: @WhereTheresAMe" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">c.im/@WhereTheresAMe

Good morning! #sunrisecoffee My first RAW photo with the iPhone 14 Pro. Back on the learning curve! 📷 @ Queens Quay West instagram.com/p/CkvS7mIOP4N/…

GO Morning! #sunrisecoffee @ Lakeshore East GO Train instagram.com/p/Cb7VduNOkNA/…

I ❤️ all seasons. Provided I have the right coat. #prowinter @ Newcastle, Ontario instagram.com/p/CZVPEwjuhtu/…

“That’s no moon…it’s a cheeseboard.” -Obi-Wan KenoBrie Thanks @durnz17 & @emmybain! instagram.com/p/CYPQaTnOtsh/…

Frosty sunrise walk! @ Newcastle, Ontario instagram.com/p/CWqsfQNvwtx/…

Et tu, Cheerios?! @ Bowmanville, Ontario instagram.com/p/CUs4bpYv__v/…

@mrjasonallen Sadly, I suspect we lost a good chunk of the kids making an ET reference in the first place. I made a flux capacitor reference a ways back and the audience looked at me like I was speaking gibberish. 🙄

Hamilton was a groundbreaking stage show 6 years ago. It didn’t break new ground in 2021. @boburnham on the other hand…

@SportsnetJason Oh hi, just gonna drop in on the welcome home video! 🥳👋

@paulteolisphoto @UHNTransplant @GiveLifeUHN Wishing you a speedy recovery! All the best, Paul!

@mrjasonallen “My password? Sure it’s ‘P’ as in pneumonia, ‘G’ as in gnome, ‘K’ as in knight, ‘M’ as in mnemonic…no, ‘M’…*’M’*!!!…

Not sure why this is so hard to find: can any of my tech friends on macOS direct me to an up-to-date screen saver that displays date and time, or show me where to find out how to roll my own? Msg/email me if you know, share among those who might.

@adammckerlie “Normal shopping”. Sounds sus af to me.

A year ago today I was in the grocery store doing my normal shopping. The lines were to the back of the store from people panic buying. Nobody was wearing masks.

@plorry Careful with verbifying “funge”, some definitions make this more entertaining than others.

Seems @Rogers is buying @ShawInfo and @FreedomMobile. Had just made the switch to Freedom last year and have been pretty happy, but after my contract expires, I’ll no longer be Freedom customer because I dislike Rogers *that* much. :(

It’s like the old saying goes... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me three times, yeah, still shame on you. Fool me yet again, still your fault, shame shame. Fool me nearly half a dozen times, shame on me. fastcompany.com/90609780/5-str…