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WHEN YOU LIVE NEXT TO THAT ESTATE CHURCH 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Kenyans Huyu chizi anajiskia 🤣🤣🤣

I come across many leaders who, after being elected, run away from their duties - Ruto

@CFC_OBED 1st choice is xavi but they won't hire him then they should hire iraola

On a scale of 1-10 how confident are you that Xavi Alonso can do the Chelsea job

@ChelseaFC Why not start joao pedro as a winger and delap as a striker

Your XI. ✊ #CFC | #CHENFO

@SpursOfficial @premierleague We all love Gallagher ❤️

Tonight's @premierleague POTM 💫

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African Champion🤴 It's Gold For Kenya Today🥇

Today, Aaron Cheruiyot attempted to storm Emurua Dikirr to campaign for UDA candidate, but the move backfired in dramatic fashion. After buying fuel for boda boda riders to rally support, the same riders shocked him by removing their DCP caps and reflectors and breaking into chants of wantam, turning what was meant to be a show of strength into an embarrassing moment. I'll leave you with a Sikhendu proverb that says “When you see a rat running into a fire just know that what's chasing it is hotter than the fire.” Chesaa!!

@Kenyans Stop making stupid people famous

We can never have a better president than Ruto - Gathoni Wamuchomba

@Naomikibandi Mshenzi sana

Alice Wahome has declared to go for governor seat in Muranga using UDA ticket hours after Irungu Kangata dumped UDA.

@Kenyans I've never forgiven him but him admitting he did wrong and taking care of him have made me rethink my stand

On the DJ Evolve shooting incident, I should be in jail - Babu Owino

@Everton Just let city take the cup

Starting a new week at home. COYB! 👊 #EVEMCI

@Varticoo I hate man u i wanna laugh at them

Chelsea fans: Manchester United or Liverpool today?

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion. 600 billion in 40 years. The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion. Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years. The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion. Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years! Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY. By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit. We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion. Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022. However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion. This begs the question, who is pocketing our money? Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation? Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment? Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist? Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt. A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment. We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure. We are in chains. Our children deserve to be told the truth. We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains. This madness must stop!

@DanChepta "mtu wetu" is to be blamed

Whom do we blame? I am told it happened in Uasin Gishu. It is so unfortunate.

The fact that Xabi Alonso hasn't ruled himself out of the Chelsea job gives me a lot of confidence. It's up to Chelsea to offer him favorable conditions that will entice him to take the job. We missed Nagelsmann, missed Enrique; we can't miss Alonso. Just do whatever it takes to sign him and get this project up and running again. He's the ONE!

@NUFC After losing to ass-nol 🤦🏻

HOWAY THE LADS ✊

@FabrizioRomano Real Madrid has done this 🤦🏻🤦🏻 they made even Hazard retire 🤦🏻

🚨❌ Endrick: “Football is not a nice place. I hope my son becomes a doctor, a lawyer, or anything else”, told The Guardian.

On this #LabourDay our message to the Kenyan Workers is simple. Hang in there. One more, Zakayo ashuke.

Mtu aambie Zakayo tunamchukia aende akapendwe na Bibi yake 🤣🤣🤣