Pip the Narrator

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Pip the Narrator

@GE_OldPip

Reminiscing about the past, when all this was just expectations - great ones. Tweeting as part of @GEReadalong

Katılım Kasım 2017

24 Takip Edilen39 Takipçiler

Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·17 Ağu

Wait, what now? I feel so exposed...

Pete Orford@DrPeteOrford

For 8 months I've been tweeting sarcastically for @GEReadalong as @GE_OldPip while @EmmaLCurry was all wide-eyed as @GE_YoungPip - it's a sorry state of affairs for her if she turns into me when she's older!

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·9 Ağu

*sobs* ...still...*wails* ...so...*blows nose loudly* ...WOUNDED!!!... *beats chest, gnashes teeth, tears hair, plays Celine Dion "All by myself" on repeat*

Mr Jaggers@GE_Jaggers

@GE_EstellaH And lawyers, such as myself, flourish in consequence. All's well that ends well, dear lady. After all, time (and successful real estate deals, acquisition of capital, etc.) heal all wounded heart's...except for @GE_YoungPip's

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·4 Ağu

Yeah...that's not gonna end well.

Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip

@GE_JoeGargery I'm awake Joe! And I'm coming to visit you! With grand plans 😀😍👰❤ #matrimonyonmymind #lookoutladies #pipplans

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·4 Ağu

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong No-one doubts the cleaning power of @GE__Molly - kills 99.9% of bacteria (and maybe an employer or two as well?)

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Mr Jaggers@GE_Jaggers·3 Ağu

@GE_OldPip @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Better that than once having a convict as a benefactor. You've got to keep those power dynamics intact from the start when you mingle with the criminal class. And she's clean and knows her way round a handkerchief #hands #sinewyhands #allmine @GEReadalong

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Mr Jaggers@GE_Jaggers·3 Ağu

After a decade of comparative legal bliss and accumulation of 🧳, we must look sharp, @GE_Wemmick. I have reason to believe that @GE_YoungPip has returned to England - or, rather, a new character has - "middle-aged Pip," 11 years older, not an iota smarter #whatnow? @GEReadalong

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·3 Ağu

@GE_JoeGargery @GE_YoungPip But I'm tired... (and less of the old, please dear Joe).

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Joe Gargery@GE_JoeGargery·3 Ağu

Old Chap! @GE_YoungPip

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·1 Ağu

@GE_YoungPip Don't worry young 'un. You'll recover. Eventually.

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Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip·27 Tem

#pipproblems

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·1 Ağu

Tell me about it - I've been reliving this stuff for years now. #recurringdream

Joe Gargery@GE_JoeGargery

Pip, Old Chap @GE_YoungPip , you 'ave ta come round now, you've been a driftin in an out of consciousness and a mutterin the oncommonest strange things.

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·22 Tem

Ah @GE_Jaggers - soft hands, hard heart.

Mr Jaggers@GE_Jaggers

I would say "Take my advice, @GE_YoungPip," but since you never have before, why begin now, at this late stage in the novel? I say nothing of the immense fortune kept for you in New South Wales along with great tracts of land, etc. fit for a gentleman #notthatyouare #clearly

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·22 Tem

Sometimes my younger self is so embarrassing #oversharing #getaroom #shoutycaps

Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip

Listen closely to this, @GE_Magwitch (and Twitter). Your daughter is living now. She is a lady and very beautiful. And I LOVE HER! #declarations #sniff #dontmentionthebitaboutDrummle #pipproblems

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·22 Tem

@GE_YoungPip Well that ended well. #washout

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Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip·13 Tem

Just heading out on a very casual normal river boat trip #casualcasual #nothingtoseehere #rowlikethewind #pipproblems

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·6 Tem

*grits teeth and narrows eyes* Orlick... #sideeye #hammerwillfall #notsogreatexpectations twitter.com/GE_Orlick/stat…

Dolge Orlick@GE_Orlick

I'm back Pip, I'm back.

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·5 Tem

*gasps* I KNEW IT!!! twitter.com/GE_Jaggers/sta…

Mr Jaggers@GE_Jaggers

Why am I standing with my back to the fire so soon after @GE_MissHavisham's mishap? Perhaps to inspire an increasingly harried @GE_YoungPip with the awful notion that yet another of his dwindling guardian figures might disappear before his eyes in a puff of smoke @GEReadalong

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·5 Tem

DON'T GO!!! twitter.com/GE_YoungPip/st…

Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip

Mysterious note inviting me to secret meeting on the marshes this evening - to go or not to go Twitter? #intriguing #anotherdramatictwist #pipproblems

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·15 Haz

I'm still shocked when I think of @GE__Molly being the mother of @GE_EstellaH - not least that I didn't spot it sooner. I'm usually so astute and observant...

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·8 Haz

How those words haunt me still: DON'T GO HOME. SHAN'T GO HOME. N'ENTRE PAS DE MAISON. GO HOME, DO NOT.

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·1 Haz

Oh good, we've moved on from looking at the time when I was a pretentious idiot and now we're dwelling on when I was absolutely miserable.

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·25 May

@GE_YoungPip @GE_Herbert @GE_Magwitch I'm still working on it, kid.

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Pip Pirrip@GE_YoungPip·25 May

THANK HEAVEN @GE_Herbert is back! But what are we going to do? #sigh #sob #uncleproblems #pipproblems @GE_Magwitch

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·18 May

"Happy" memories of just me and my "uncle" hanging out this week. Well that disguise worked... #notgivingupthedayjob #stealthmode

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·11 May

AND BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST??? #neversawitcoming #magwitch

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·11 May

ORSON WELLES *IS* THE THIRD MAN!?!?! #neversawitcoming #magwitch

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Pip the Narrator@GE_OldPip·11 May

And now at last, reader, you know my SHOCKING SECRET...the BAFFLING and UTTERLY UNPREDICTABLE truth...that my benefactor was...in fact... @GE_Magwitch !!! ... Wait, what do you mean you already knew?

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Keşfet

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE__Molly @GE_JoeGargery @GE_EstellaH @elonmusk