Molly

I haven't been a-doing anything barn related, and as for having a child all this a-scrubbing has given me no time for that. The very idea. Soap stains, however, are an area of expertise I can attest to. #soapnoglory #exceedsexpectations #mollysmagichandsandwrists #soundofsilence

How a-very rude. *rasps* I AM YOUR MOTHER. #writteninthestars #mollyshandiworkwithabitofhelpfrommags

@GE_Wemmick @GE_AgedP @GEReadalong I can do a great *Victorian* sponge.. #ishollywoodreadyforMollyIthinkso #goshgollymollysgood #Ihearstrongwristshelp

@GE_AgedP This would make excellent viewing, my @GE_AgedP. The question is who to invite to be the judges....🤔 #GreatBritishBakeOff #expectations #disasterswaitingtohappen @GEReadalong

If we're talking sequels, dear boy, I was thinking of branching out and launching a Great Seniors Bake Off. Winner gets to fire a cannon! #bestofbothworlds #omnomnom #toast

Phew a narrow escape on @GE_Jaggers' poll. That's because (spoiler alert) he isn't a-getting *any* woman. #harshtruthsfromMolly #nowomanforJaggers #plottingmywristyescape

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_EstellaH Sequels master? I have been a-having a few ideas.. How about.. Don't judge a cleaner by her cover? #goshgollymollysgood #wristybusiness #Icanknitthecover #dontjudgeacleanerbyhercover #wristwatching #handsoff

@GE_Wemmick @GE__Molly @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong To act against my client's interests to gratify my desire for order would indeed be reprehensible, @GE_Wemmick. Fortunately for both of us, @GE_EstellaH disliked the thought of a year-long cleaning project 🐀 🕷️ and to loan her @GE__Molly might require a sequel @GEReadalong

After a decade of comparative legal bliss and accumulation of 🧳, we must look sharp, @GE_Wemmick. I have reason to believe that @GE_YoungPip has returned to England - or, rather, a new character has - "middle-aged Pip," 11 years older, not an iota smarter #whatnow? @GEReadalong

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Oh a-yes, good thinking Wemmy. Hmm, I propose a sequel I'll be a-calling it: Time for Mistletoe and Molly (By her own hand). #wristybusiness #notsosillymollyhandynow #knittingmollysunite #expectgreatness #someachievegreatness #gollyMollysgood

@GE__Molly @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong *whisper Molly, one might say the future's unwritten. I've got son which some saw as unexpected, but is great! You could run away, elope, be a famous model for Pear's Soap adverts....?? #unknownfuture #writethesequel #hopeJaggersdoesntoverhearus

@GE_OldPip @GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Ouch. How a-very rude. Well you know Pip. Some of us are just born great. #harshtruths #Dontlikeyourinsinuations #backhandcomplement #Iachievegreatness #bangandthedirtisgone

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong No-one doubts the cleaning power of @GE__Molly - kills 99.9% of bacteria (and maybe an employer or two as well?)

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong And what about my expectations or a-dreams of greatness? #somehavegreatnessthrustuponthem #wristybusiness #handsoff #gollyMollysgood #happyendingwithoutJaggers

@GE__Molly @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong To destroy Satis House might well be seen as a sad, if not brutal, end to a tale, Sir. (if a happy ending for you @GE__Molly - who knows, maybe many of your greater dreams or expectations will come true in the era of our lives!) #endofthetale #hopesanddreams #Wemmickatwork

Is it true mags? Is Maggie gone? I don't believe it. It's all a-witchcraft I'm a-telling you. #nottalkingaboutyouthatcher #codedmollystrikesagain #betrayalmakestheheartgrowfonder

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Finally a-something that doesn't mean I've got more cleaning on my hands. #somehavegreatnessthrustuponthem #lowexpectations #mollysdayoff

@GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong As long as he doesn't interfere with my arrangements for the sale of the Havisham property, you may do what you will. Against the dust of decades, even @GE__Molly's cleaning skills and Pears' Soap are futile. Satis House must be razed to the ground @GEReadalong #Imeanit #cleanit

Sometimes the stars align, or so they've been a-saying. #anyoneknowthelatinforstar #specialsomeone #professionaleavesdropper #SilentWitness #soundofsilence #goshgollymollysgood

Minding my own business and a-cleaning like no tomorrow. #magsonthemind #bewitched #betrayalmakestheheartgrowfpnder #expectgreatness

I've been a-thinking there might be some witch-craft afoot. #mindsonmaggie #getit #codedmollystrikesagain #justreadingmymag #defyingexpectations #anyoneelsesmelldogsdroppings #SilentWitness

Scrubbing scrubbing and more scrubbing. Not much summer fun for poor a-scrubbing Molly. If anyone's in the present buying mind could I make a suggestion. #thehandsthatknit #mollyshandiwork #ascrubbingshame

Has anyone been a-hearing the dishy news about town? #Iheartheresadishynewblokeintown #speakingincode #SilentWitness #justtalkingaboutthedisheshonest

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Magwitch @GEReadalong Ok let's be a-going to the land down under. #pronto #bettermeninthathemisphere #mollysadventure

@GE__Molly @GE_Magwitch @GEReadalong I'm up for that #nocriminalpast #noworries

@GE__Molly, I am appalled. @GE_Magwitch? The man has a penchant for full immersion in mud puddles and life sentences in Australia #dirty #filthy #fathermaterial @GEReadalong

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP What is this holiday you speak of? A holy-day? I wouldn't mind one myself if you are a-offering. #scrubbingsnotaholiday #givemeabreak #aplaceinthesun #holiyay

@GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP (While we're on the subject, might we go halfsies on a holiday timeshare? Think it over. @GE__Molly needs new floors to scrub, I feel the urge to acquire more 🧳, and you might welcome a respite from the @GE_AgedP and whatever else you've got going on #whoknows @GEReadalong)

Ah Pip, Pip, Pip, Pip. After all @GE_Wemmick has told you about 🧳. You observed my gold ⌚️. As we ALL know by now, you visited the 🏰, saw the 🐖, 🐔, 🐇, and the 💥 fired, all perfectly excellent examples of transforming 💸 into something substantial @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong

Did someone mention a barn dance? I happen to be a-quite good at those. Yes I can do the do-si-do. #turnyourpartner #practicedinabarn #keepingalowprofile #stepup

Revenge.. Me.. I don't know what you are a-talking about. I mean really. The very idea. #mollysnotrevengingshesjustcleaning

@GE_Jaggers Are you a-wanting me to call the rat catcher? Hope there's not mice and lice or cats and bats in the house again sir. #toomuchTomandJerrysir #hidethehands #wristybusiness

@GE__Molly (sigh, sigh, sigh). Ever wonder why I track so much mud into the house for you to clean? Perhaps we might play this back-and-forth game of cat-and-mouse in a house with a real lock some day #yourlawyer #handsy #noticeme #lifegoals