John Wemmick

@GE__Molly @GE_AgedP @GEReadalong It's official... The three generations of Wemmicks will host and you are the presiding judge on a Great Seniors Bake Off. We all know what you can't abide....so Ready, Stead, BAKE!! #expectingdisasters #whennotifthetentwillburndown

@GE_Wemmick @GE_AgedP @GEReadalong I can do a great *Victorian* sponge.. #ishollywoodreadyforMollyIthinkso #goshgollymollysgood #Ihearstrongwristshelp

If we're talking sequels, dear boy, I was thinking of branching out and launching a Great Seniors Bake Off. Winner gets to fire a cannon! #bestofbothworlds #omnomnom #toast

@GE_Jaggers @GE__Molly @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP After year in the office, I (sadly) felt 'He Put Pip on the Shelf' to be the closest. Might I suggest an alternative quotation for the cover.... 'the Wisdom of Portable Property'...? #CharlesDickens Will you be voting @DickensMuseum?

@GE_Wemmick @GE__Molly @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP Cover art helpfully provided to assist pollsters @GEReadalong

After a decade of comparative legal bliss and accumulation of 🧳, we must look sharp, @GE_Wemmick. I have reason to believe that @GE_YoungPip has returned to England - or, rather, a new character has - "middle-aged Pip," 11 years older, not an iota smarter #whatnow? @GEReadalong

@GE__Molly @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Hmm I think my title would be: The Good Life of Walworth Castle Approve @GE_AgedP? #expectgreatness #whodoesntwantoliveinacastle #chickensinthegarden

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Oh a-yes, good thinking Wemmy. Hmm, I propose a sequel I'll be a-calling it: Time for Mistletoe and Molly (By her own hand). #wristybusiness #notsosillymollyhandynow #knittingmollysunite #expectgreatness #someachievegreatness #gollyMollysgood

@GE__Molly @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong *whisper Molly, one might say the future's unwritten. I've got son which some saw as unexpected, but is great! You could run away, elope, be a famous model for Pear's Soap adverts....?? #unknownfuture #writethesequel #hopeJaggersdoesntoverhearus

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong And what about my expectations or a-dreams of greatness? #somehavegreatnessthrustuponthem #wristybusiness #handsoff #gollyMollysgood #happyendingwithoutJaggers

@GE__Molly @GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong To destroy Satis House might well be seen as a sad, if not brutal, end to a tale, Sir. (if a happy ending for you @GE__Molly - who knows, maybe many of your greater dreams or expectations will come true in the era of our lives!) #endofthetale #hopesanddreams #Wemmickatwork

@GE_Jaggers @GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Finally a-something that doesn't mean I've got more cleaning on my hands. #somehavegreatnessthrustuponthem #lowexpectations #mollysdayoff

@GE_AgedP @GE_Skiffins @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong And you will always be my dearest Aged P. It has been a splendiferous era of our lives which will remain dear to me as we begin the next. Here's to the Wemmicks! 🥂 #cheers #anaffectionatepatofthearm

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Skiffins @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong Have no fear, dear boy. If they're half the son you are, you'll be well taken care of! It's been a joy to share this adventure with you #nodsaffectionately

Listen up @GE_AgedP @GE_Skiffins and the Youngster Wemmick ....@GE_YoungPip is home at last!! We must fire the cannon at once #YesYesIdohaveaSon #additiontotheWemmickfamilytree #WemmickofWalworth #cannontime @GEReadalong

@GE_AgedP @GE_Skiffins @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong You are indeed an Aged *G*P! Pains me to say it though as I fear inheriting the title Aged*P 😱 #Nightmare #circleoflife

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Skiffins @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong This calls for multiple firings!! Does that mean I'm an Aged *G*P now, son?

@GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GE_EstellaH @GEReadalong I believe our duty as a respectable law firm is to send a reply, Sir. #letterremovedfrompile #WemmickatWork #clerkingduty #BestiesForLife

@GE_Wemmick, there is another international letter 🌴 just arrived from @GE_YoungPip inquiring about @GE_EstellaH. You seem to enjoy communicating secrets to him, so take it from the recycling pile if you wish to respond #sopathetic #neverlearns @GEReadalong

@GE_AgedP @GE_YoungPip @GE_Skiffins @GEReadalong Of course! And a Saturday morning fry-up seems a necessity. What say you? #brunchinthecitiy

@GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GE_Skiffins @GEReadalong Hooray!! Fire the cannon!!! #twiceforgoodluck

I've heard @GE_YoungPip is much better @GE_AgedP and @GE_Skiffins I said Pip is better... Pip is... PIP. BETTER. #shout #agedparent #HappyFriday #yesIamtalkingtomywifeaswellasmyfather @GEReadalong

@GE_Jaggers @GE_MissHavisham @GE_MatthewP @GEReadalong A distinctive hand indeed. A distinctive client. But, a relatively easy matter to deal with Sir. Somewhat of a relief #Wemmickatwork #phew

@GE_Wemmick, handwriting of said codicil genuine, would know @GE_MissHavisham's spidery scrawl among a heap of addendums. @GE_MatthewP receives £4000, to divide amongst his many Pockets @GEReadalong #wehaveawinner #noexpectations

@GE_Drummle @GE_Jaggers @GE_EstellaH @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong I can confirm these financial facts which no rage will alter @GE_Drummle The words Pride, a Fall and comes before just happen to spring to mind #stopyelling #fact

As for rest, @GE_Drummle - sorry, I mean @GE_EstellaH receives all except for some rather snarky bequests to various threadbare Pockets #sweetrevenge #deliciousfun #law #sorry @GE_YoungPip @GE_Wemmick @GEReadalong

@GE__Molly A subtle suggestion #lovecastles #WemmickofWalworth @GEReadalong

Scrubbing scrubbing and more scrubbing. Not much summer fun for poor a-scrubbing Molly. If anyone's in the present buying mind could I make a suggestion. #thehandsthatknit #mollyshandiwork #ascrubbingshame

@GE_Jaggers @GE_MissHavisham @GE_Magwitch @GEReadalong I shall indeed cast my eye over potential client Insurance policies, Sir. Some of them have been somewhat careless. One has to manage one's expectations when it comes to client reliability #Wemmickatwork #businessgoeson

@GE_Wemmick, the high client mortality rate continues. One lost to fire @GE_MissHavisham, one lost to water @GE_Magwitch. Perhaps we should invest in client insurance? Accept next client with 🧳 ASAP #lawyerlife #WTF #notmylookout @GEReadalong

@GE_YoungPip @GE_Skiffins Get those gloves on @GE_YoungPip and let the ceremony begin #bestman #bromance #ithadbetternotbe

@GE_Wemmick @GE_Skiffins How marvellous! #bestman #walworthsentiments #ihopethatsnotJaggerslurkingoutside

HALLOA! Here's @GE_Skiffins! Let's have a Wedding!!

@GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP @GE__Molly You misunderstand, Sir. No fun will be had - it is a purely business affair #patspockettocheckforring

@GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP @GE__Molly Oh certainly. Have fun! 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

Ah Pip, Pip, Pip, Pip. After all @GE_Wemmick has told you about 🧳. You observed my gold ⌚️. As we ALL know by now, you visited the 🏰, saw the 🐖, 🐔, 🐇, and the 💥 fired, all perfectly excellent examples of transforming 💸 into something substantial @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong

@GE_Jaggers @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP @GE__Molly Nothing to concern yourself with, Sir. Simply saw that I was due a day off after these 12 years. NO need for concern, or for stalking, Sir. My time off is far beyond the walls of #LittleBritain #Wemmickatwork #mindyourownbusiness

@GE_Wemmick @GE_YoungPip @GEReadalong @GE_AgedP @GE__Molly Done, but...why do you want Monday off, exactly? I'm staring at your request right now as I sit at my desk. Why Monday? Why that day? Why any day? YOU don't take holidays. You never have. I'm tempted to follow you and see what you're up to #whichWemmick #moresecrets @GEReadalong