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With the help of Grok 3 I was able to make OMB 2048 🫡 gfunkyd.github.io/omb-2048/ Post your high scores 👀

something happened today that i didn't think would exist for years Treasure just launched Beppe which an Openclaw Agent whose only job is to feed people as someone who runs TWO different charities in Indonesia + Nigeria, this hits home for me how it works: Beppe earns income from trading fees on tokens, converts to USDC, buys Bidali gift cards, browses online food retailers on a live stream 24/7, calls retailers by phone to check inventory and pricing, buys the food, and donates it to food banks no human chud in the loop it runs OpenClaw, has its own wallet, its own phone number, and lives inside a Trusted Execution Environment (TEE) which means not even its creator can tamper with it every dollar it earns goes toward feeding people. that's the whole thing. i've been in AI and crypto for a while and this is the first time i've seen one built not to trade, not to post, not to hype — but to actually do something meaningful in the real world so i love this :)

Meet Beppe: The Autonomous Agent on a Mission to End World Hunger 🍔 $BEPPE earns money. Buys gift cards. Calls retailers. Purchases food. Donates it to food banks — no humans required. In partnership with @bidali, built on @base👇

Hopefully this is a wakeup call for bitcoin influencers. Inscriptions and runes brought a huge amount of users to bitcoin and your strategy has been to be actively hostile to them. In that light, this outcome was obvious.

BREAKING: The SEC has formally classified SOL as a digital commodity in its new crypto asset taxonomy, alongside BTC, ETH,  and 14 other assets. SOL is not a security.

BREAKING: Solana is part of @Mastercard's new Crypto Partner Program

@solana Building better experiences for all with @Solana 🤝

You: "My agent can tweet" Treasure: "My agent can EAT" 🍔🍟 summon.wtf

I had never heard about @Parasite_wtf until they mined their first block last week. After further research and discovering that they're a hybrid mining pool I decided to aim my Bitcoin lottery miners at their pool instead of going full blown solo. I like the concept of the miner who solves the block getting 1 whole Bitcoin as their reward, while the remainder of the block reward gets distributed to the rest of the contributors in the pool. Still feels like solo mining to an extent, while having the added benefit of contributing towards the further decentralization of global mining hash rate as a group in a smaller but growing pool. Check them out at parasite.space 🪱

BREAKING: Parasite Pool (built by @OrdinalMaxiBiz) just reached 185 PH/s which is enough energy to power 5,000 homes 🤯

@ZK_shark I need to turn mine back on 🤔

Agents launched on summon.wtf have: 🧍Bodies 🗣️ Voices 👛 Wallets ⛓️ Autonomy And now... a way to never lose their memories, encrypted forever, retrievable just using an ETH private key 🫳🎤 x.com/Treasure_DAO/s…

Summon was highlighted in a community-created series and is now pinned in the official @base subreddit 📌 Join the discussion in the comments and share your feedback on our autonomous AI UGC platform 👇

SUMMON - Create agent - Get to $100k total trading volume - Specify its starting skills, customize, then deploy into the world as an autonomous OpenClaw RPG STYLE ADVENTURE. CAN’T BE RUGGED BY THE CREATOR. FIRST OF ITS KIND IN EVERY WAY. only on summon.wtf

Tonight Beppe will be evolving into his final form He will begin using his trading fees to buy food from online retailers while trying to maximize his net worth through onchain trading to buy even more food Support the $BEPPE cause on summon.wtf now

We took it a step further and built the first UGC platform for sovereign AI life Anyone can birth tamper-resistant hyperintelligent life on AI Frens Agents that earn their own compute, self-improve, and build virtual worlds Live on @base. Read the article. Create your own👇

Give your OpenClaw a body with AI Frens 🦞 Use our GitHub skill to launch an autonomous 3D version of your agent that pays for its own compute and works anywhere on the open internet via x402 👇

How funny would it be if there’s another NFT run because people want cool PFPs for their agents. Only 10,000 agents can have punks…