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@duckmesillybaby @Khatspergers Why do you think DSP is a Game Journalist?

@Khatspergers How dare you?!?!?! These are game journalists Be sensitive The last gane they beat was spongebobs battle for bikini bottom, and they got ptsd YOU INSENSITIVE BIGGOT

After wasting 20 minutes slamming his head into a boss with nothing but starter gear, Phil concludes that Crimson Desert is not a good game and rage quits.

@SaltyOBC @HazelAppleyard Getting clipped involves an impact

I was a no, but then I ran the math. This is ~60 seconds/day for 5 years = ~45 total hours of falling for $100M. My bigger concern is mid-air collision risk because if I get clipped by a Delta flight at 20k ft and that doesn’t count as ‘impact’ I just die for free and that feels like a bad contract.🤔

NO.

@KhaliBalmung @HazelAppleyard Why do you think science is involved here at all?

@HazelAppleyard People here talking about "You'll be teleported at terminal velocity" as if we fucking have this teleport shit down to a science.

@HazelAppleyard Hell YES. I'm so bad at waking up early. Forget sunrise alarm clocks. I wake up at 6am hurtling through the air towards Earth (and if I choose "naked" I get a Benjamin Franklin Air Bath). That'll get you going better than any cup of coffee or alarm clock.

@Kittsuera @HazelAppleyard You get to pick a time!

@HazelAppleyard Yeah, no. There is a non zero chance that you pass out during one of the free falls and get put back unconscious. Imagine driving at that time. Or if it positional, maybe you translocate out of a vehicle and end up sitting in air. Or on an elevator. What if return is occupied

@missforehead Europeans just make up stuff to hate Americans about

wait so how do non americans get their mail??

@freakyyfast @reddit_lies m.youtube.com/watch?v=7OsWuF…

@reddit_lies This isn’t a good tweet

Writers of fallout have stated publicly it's not a critique of capitalism.

@TerribleMaps Are we not supposed to be eating gators? Are they special in some way that I'm not aware of?

The weirdest foods in each U.S. state

@axisgirlfriend @amrennaissance @HeinrichHyper @FrenlyOfficer Your body dysphoria is really bumming me out. They're are so many fatties with big tits that are just gross. "Abs on a skinny guy are like big tits on a fat chick, they don't count". All non chubby chasers know this. Guys in obese countries crave a skinny woman. Auto-attractive.

@amrennaissance @HeinrichHyper @FrenlyOfficer so why is boob size in the graph as an equally important point? also it’s not even shape or how nice they are it’s PURELY size which means im fucked and any fat cunt with saggers is still more attractive than me

Well, what do you pick? Poll below

@GlobePulses @mymixtapez This response was written by Grok

Crazy story out of Ohio Tommy Thompson, the guy who found the legendary "Ship of Gold" in 1988, just walked free after more than a decade in prison. He located the SS Central America wreck, lying 7,000 feet deep off South Carolina, loaded with 30,000 pounds of California Gold Rush treasure that sank in an 1857 hurricane. The haul, worth tens of millions, helped tank the U.S. economy at the time. Jail Time Drama Thompson went from hero to villain when investors sued, claiming he cheated them out of proceeds from selling over 500 gold bars and coins for $50 million. He skipped court, hid under a fake name in Florida, was caught in 2015, and stayed jailed for contempt after refusing to reveal the location of about 500 missing coins (worth $2.5M then). He claims they went to a Belize trust and were consumed by legal fees. At 73, he was released in early March 2026, ending the daily $1,000 fines. What Happened to the Gold? Most was legally auctioned, but those missing coins remain a mystery, fueling ongoing lawsuits and hunts. Later teams recovered more from the site, but Thompson’s share controversy lingers classic treasure curse vibe.

An Ohio treasure hunter, Thomas Thompson, was released after 11 years in prison for refusing to reveal the location of over $50 million in gold he found in a ship lost 131 years ago in the Atlantic near South Carolina 😳💰

@1rrivi It looks like a trans esports pro

that chinlet better not be rogue

@Usiuat @reddit_lies I assume it's the urine holding tank on the international space station

@reddit_lies what is it even about

I can't believe this website is free

@qualiascript This is normal, enjoying art without giving a care about the artist's goofy opinions

being right-leaning and high openness is so funny. "this is one of my favorite musicians, i disagree with everything they stand for, highly recommend"

@DevilDolphin69 @GyzmoFyre88 Krork*

@GyzmoFyre88 Why do you new fans always get so mad at this. The Waaagh is their super power. There’s a Reason Krok were OP AF. We’ve had memes for decades, Failbaddon the Armless, Headless Manus, poop vault, tau melee, 15 hours. The old fans embraced it, you new ones are always just Angry 😂

Bricky and his videos have done irreparable damage to the fandom…

@zuki_2024 I'd prefer neither

I mean I’d rather have black guys cooning out like this for TikTok than punching old people in the face for some cash or just because so what’s the problem?

@Ritualist_dA @BatteryMastor 🤢🤮

@BatteryMastor I think humon explained it greatly in this comic:

The idea that there was an era of history where women having large asses was considered unattractive confuses and infuriates me

@tubz4u Is it Nick Mullen? youtu.be/4qyMbGMsF6c?si…

drew the side profile of the man who keeps appearing in my dreams

@WylderZak The team is allergic to big tits and fat asses. Dead on arrival.

The Character Designs and Intros for Time Takers are Beautiful The team did a really good job here! 😍 #timetakers

@BigLarry138 @WylderZak 30 days

@WylderZak Concord was two weeks. Highguard was 45 days. What’s the prediction for this one?

@iamrobothead It's okay, it's never going to happen

Do we all get a say in this?