🍕🌈 Gem 🌈🍕

@lassoweltonham Happy birthday 🎉

Absolutely not no thank you I refuse to be this age with a sister that’s 12 😂

I hope that you enjoy your prize.

It wasn’t to be… but more importantly, if you are a victim of domestic abuse tonight, call the following number: 0808 2000 247

Hmm 🤔 beg to differ.

@BHH03 You’ve got this baby

Tomorrow is going to be a truly horrible day. It’s going to take a lot of strength and a lot of patience and I’ll need to be hydrated. I also need to go to the shops first thing to buy a toothbrush because I forgot mine. Remembered my charger though.

@apolloxartemis @BHH03 I think maybe whacked on the head first to make sure you’re dead right???

Today she called the crematorium the creme brûlée, the undertaker the underwriter and the executor the executioner.

@currys #CurrysBlackFriday

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Out out! Free shot, blue wkd and bad karaoke (not me!!) only @BHH03 missing

A special anniversary @Busted concert for me and @BHH03 - 20 years and still going strong 😍

@BHH03 That one that supported @Pink YEARS ago that only got a cheer when they were throwing cigarettes into the crowd!!

Does anyone remember when support acts were shit?

At this point, top surgery is going to save me from damaging my chesticles through my own clumsiness. Who puts a roller sleeve on a roller AND TRAPS THEIR TIT IN IT?!?!?! Answer: me.

Big Sunday shout out to @BHH03 for acquiring and installing the dishwasher I never knew I needed 🥰

We did it. We survived the summer holidays. We’re fucking awesome @GHH83!!!

Istfg the old men on this last bus home are soooooooooo loud! #stfu

Time for this tasty treat courtesy of @BHH03 Hope you enjoyed yours too #doughnotts #mmmmmmm

Ahhh, the stench of B.O on public transport 🤢

Found this in the tumble dryer, means it’s mine right…?

@BHH03 Teef

@BHH03 @Amzster1990 And an energy drink!

@BHH03 @Amzster1990 After 3 coffee cups

I got 5 photos from 10am tomorrow… sheet. Well too late now already drunk…