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Cameron Whitters

#eptx 👀

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Fully aware of his size 😵‍💫

@mhm_Elpasotx Nah dude share

X Took my shi down buh here yall go again, you know strong comeback #eptx #elpaso #elpasotx #elpaso915 #ep

I need him to triple whatever he’s on stat

Pits and Peaks

@clintbuckingham Yeah, a twerp would know!

I actively dislike Ken Paxton but if you think this twerp is going to win Texas I have the London bridge to sell you.

@leeverze It’s cause you don’t say nigga

so im not allowed to call myself mexican even tho im from south laredo where 99% of the residents are mexican my entire family mexican I was raised on mexican values spanish is my first language AND i love travis scott?? Ok.

@BrandonSG1991 @JarrodRodrigue1 Bro by the looks of it, your cockroach looking ass would outlive a nuke. Why are you concerned?

@JarrodRodrigue1 Not being nuked by Iran isn't America first? Maybe you would prefer another 9 11 before we act?

I’d be fine with this if it were for a legitimate America-first cause, like tariffs. But it’s happening because we’re fighting a war for Israel. It’s fucking insane.

@TigerPandas94 Más músculos papi

I’m really enjoying these fasted morning ab workouts, and my 1 hour of cardio 💪🏽😤 #bodybuilding #gym #cardio

@PrettyFlocko_A1 @AndrewDesiderio You’re right, Texans aren’t that dumb. But Texas Republicans sure as shit are 😂✊ Paxton’s wandering eye is gonna drop the ball. Gonna be more epic than Cheney shooting someone’s face off

These are the same clowns who’ve spent years dragging their feet, protecting the status quo, and then acting shocked when Trump backs actual fighters instead of more spineless incumbents. If Lisa Murkowski thinks Texas is “lost to Dems” just because Paxton is running, she’s either completely out of touch or secretly rooting for it. Texans aren’t that dumb.

Senate Republicans are livid with Trump. Just now, Sen. Wicker remained stone-faced (appeared to be intentional) for about 20 seconds as he walked into lunch and we asked him for his reaction Sen. Murkowski says TX is all but lost to Dems now

White boy gyatt = white girl tits 😮‍💨 I don’t make the rules, I just motorboat when I see em

bisexuality is a sign of high testosterone

@Atlas070301 Drop the pants bro!

Looking great dont you think?

@basedbeefbro “Tough” 😂 shading bro

@GLatinBro Tough choice but yes

Eesh an actual hard choice. But… right

@DanBilzerian @LeoTerrellDOJ @RepFine @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @DAGToddBlanche @ASGWoodward And I thought Lori lightfoot’s head was big

@LeoTerrellDOJ @RepFine @realDonaldTrump @POTUS @DAGToddBlanche @ASGWoodward Fags

.@RepFine was on fire today! Two things are undisputed: he fights antisemitism with everything he’s got and he loves @realdonaldtrump! @potus @DAGToddBlanche @ASGWoodward

Gonna be up in #abq Memorial Day weekend. #abqfreaks #505freaks