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@1Nicdar When I was in the Carolinas it was definitely the Waffle House measurement.

Me: 'Waffle House Closed' category. 🌀

@pirooooon3 No. Curry is not my favorite. But Red Beans and Rice with Andouille Sausage is definitely on my diet.

アメリカ人ってカレーライス食べるの？

@RealJamesWoods Yes, but his replacement as mayor is considerably dumber and even more liberal. Seattle is TOAST!

Tell that to all the raped, battered, and murdered women this kind of woke policy has welcomed. Democrats hate you.

@SaveOurSheriff just look how pathetic cities are run with appointed Police Chiefs. What will piss Bob off most is legislation that police chief's in the county answer to the Sheriff, or get's elected by the people in the city limits. But we will never see that happen.

King County ditched their elected sheriff for an appointed one in 2020. Result? Motor vehicle thefts exploded; Washington ranked 3rd in the nation for car thefts, with King County seeing over 17,959 reported auto thefts in 2022 alone and property crime surging sharply 2021-2023 per King County Sheriff’s Office dashboards and WASPC reports. One-party Democrat control crushed public debate as critics of progressive policies were sidelined and hearings shut down. This is EXACTLY what Ferguson is forcing statewide with SB 5974; unelected Olympia bureaucrats firing any elected sheriff who won’t bow to the machine. It's time to fight back. DM @SaveOurSheriff to coordinate. Follow @SaveOurSheriff to keep updated on what's happening. #SaveOurSheriff #Repeal5974

@paleochristcon Men.

Let's pretend there was an all female military. All of them. Vs an all male military. Same numbers The all male had technological disadvantages. They are using mil tech from a decade previous lets say. The all female army had access to all modern technology. Who wins

@askaya those TV's could be used as an anchor for a battleship. No. I have moved enough of them in my time.

These times were GOATED and you cannot change my mind 🥹

@Arkypatriot I don't like fish anyway. I'm good.

I’m not saying I’m too good for tilapia I’m saying if the fish was raised in a farm where “dinner” might include animal waste and the regulations are held together with duct tape and a wink, I’ll be choosing chicken. Some of those farms need a health inspector, a hazmat suit, and a priest. Hard pass. I only eat wild caught fish.

@RepJayapal @RepHuffman Well you retarded cow, he knows it will sell. Unlike putting your horse face on it: Guaranteed to not sell.

Trump putting a photo of himself on national park passes is flagrant self-promotion and goes against federal law. @RepHuffman and I are supporting legal efforts to depoliticize access to our national parks. nationalparkstraveler.org/2026/05/house-…

@its_The_Dr None. I do know guys who wear kilts. But they don't wear long pants with them. WTF is DEwayne thinking? Idiot.

How many guys do you know that wear a Skirt?

@KatieDaviscourt @AAGDhillon and an AWB

@AAGDhillon Washington state also has a magazine ban!

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@Kaique0819 @CollinRugg when it goes to court the shrink get a subpoena. Then all the laundry get aired out in court.

They turned down a $1M settlement and now want $12 million? This lawsuit is turning into a straight-up contest of who tells the better story. The bank’s own investigation found zero evidence, and the DA told him to go see a shrink… At this point, who the hell is telling the truth?

NEW: Former banker Chirayu Rana was offered $1 million by JPMorgan to settle his s*x slave allegations, which he countered at ~$12 million. The development comes as it has been revealed that Rana was referred for mental health treatment by the Manhattan DA's office. According to the WSJ, following weeks of mediation, JPMorgan sent a $1 million settlement offer to Rana and his lawyers in March. "We did try to reach an agreement to avoid the time and expense of litigation and to support an employee who was being threatened with the very reputational harm now unfolding," a spokesman for the bank said. "We continue to believe these allegations have no merit and new information raised as a result of the public filing only reinforces that conclusion." New reporting also reveals that the Manhattan DA's office referred Rana for mental health treatment after he alleged that he was traumatized by his boss. According to the New York Post, Rana sent an email to a therapist in June, saying he could hear Lorna Hajdini’s voice inside his head, saying he had "recurrent nightmares" about the alleged assaults.

@RonDeSantis haha, the pot calling the kettle black.

The Russia collusion hoax would like a word.

@komonews You should know...they are leaving already.

Washington’s newly approved tax on millionaires is raising questions about whether some of the wealthiest residents could leave and what that might mean for jobs and the broader business climate. State lawmakers recently passed a 9.9% tax on income above $1 million, which is a significant shift for a state that has long avoided a traditional income tax. It will apply to roughly 20,000 households, or less than 1% of Washington’s population. Link: bit.ly/49peent #komo #komonews #komo4 #komo4news #seattle #seattlenews #washingtonnews #MillionairesTax #IncomeTax #BusinessClimate #StateLawmakers

@BadgedPatriot but if he's wearing tie dye and a skullet or ponytail, then all bets are off.

I don't know about ya'll but when I go anywhere to do anything and I see the employee is 40+ years old I take a big sigh of relief.

@IanJaeger29 That is the idea. Is this dude really that stupid?

Democratic Senator John Hickenlooper is warning that if the SAVE AMERICA ACT passes, it would remove Mail in Voting completely.

@TruckerDanUSA Or Day Care owner.

Ok, I’ve got to share this. I can’t feel my right hand, I can do limited things with it. Gripping things can be a little iffy. Thus the hole in the cup. While stopped at a red light, I saw a new Rolls Royce exiting the KFC drive through. Probably our newest lottery winner.

@PlanetOfMemes @grok There is always the intersection of Hope and Climax in Klamath Falls, Oregon.

Hey @Grok, Is this a real road sign? 🤔

@choeshow don't they think grades are racist anyway?

FAILING GRADE: Socialist Seattle Mayor Katie Wilson's administration is off to a rough start. She's getting cooked for her questionable decisions on public safety and homelessness. She's also being blamed for the business exodus from the city. So we asked Wilson how she would grade herself up to this point. @MayorofSeattle

@ThrillaRilla369 seed

I’ve been on this Earth my entire life and never knew the real name of this thing 😂

@adamcarolla How do the Chinese feel about not being number one now?

They found the girl who stole all the IQ points