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@parlay_carl Bonus pick… ducks +3

Tough loss for my Seahawks… Geno lookin’ like he’s missed a step, sources are saying it’s Sam Howell time? Only time will tell. BLAZIN FIVE WEEK SIX Lions -3 Ravens -6.5 Cardinals +5.5 Texans -6.5 Colts +3

@stooperade33 R/TVTooHigh

@jackridgway12 @OfficialFPL Team Diamond Dogs 💎🐶

Tomorrow is the final day of the @OfficialFPL season. My family has a two division (with promotion/relegation), 40 person, #FPL mini-league. With 1 game to go, there are 4 potential winners. Imagine an actual #PL season with this much to play for on the final day.

@parlay_carl 🗣NUCLEAR MISSLE WHALE PLAY

For the record @GMenko successfully talked me out of taking Wisco -4.5 & I am very grateful

@parlay_carl Wisconsin??🤨

CARL’S PICKS 3/20 (Coming off of a GOTY loss) Nova -4.5 Wisconsin -4 Purdue -3

@franfraschilla @CycloneMBB @parlay_carl

👀⁦@CycloneMBB⁩

If this dude’s facial expression doesn’t scream “my GF dragged me to a San Holo concert” I don’t know what does hahahaha

@parlay_carl @FBI I would like to report a crime

🍬 CARL’S JOLLY RANCHERS POWER RANKINGS 🍬 1: Cherry 2: Blue Raspberry 3: Grape 4: Watermelon 5: Green Apple Don’t @ me

@parlay_carl 🤭🤭

It has been a fun ride ladies and gentleman. I have learned a lot about myself over the last couple years since the birth of Parlay Carl. However one lesson reigns supreme, and that is that Parlays are not profitable long term. And for that reason. RIP Parlay Carl #RIPPC

@PFTCommenter @jackridgway12

One of the uglier goals of alltime by crystal palace. I guess if theyre proud of themselves for that rubbish effort we can allow it 🤷🏻‍♂️

@parlay_carl Yes

Is Justin Fields #overrated ?

@parlay_carl 😩😩😩

Life update: Carl’s got Covid. Not proud of it but I just wanted to remind everyone to be safe. I am vax’d and still got it. That is all.

@valhallabckgirl @jackridgway12

@parlay_carl @Dame_Lillard @trailblazers 😂😂😂 what you thinking of getting?

Day 28 of tweeting @Dame_Lillard to please stay with the @trailblazers. On an unrelated note, Dame, who is your tattoo guy? Do you have multiple? Is he/she in Portland? I’m thinkin’ about getting inked up and would love a nudge in the right direction. Thanks.

@parlay_carl @Dame_Lillard @trailblazers Gotta keep going. Don’t give up hope

Day 22 of tweeting @Dame_Lillard to stay w/ @trailblazers

@JeffDLowe @McConaughey @jackridgway12

Matthew @McConaughey is the best hype man in all of pro sports. My word! #VERDE

@PFTCommenter @StephenKing It’s Drew, where do you think he “found” that turtle? The same creek Erin was found in

@StephenKing Its dawn. She’s Jealous mare gets all credit for hitting a lucky shot when she was the best player. Its obvous steve

My guess as to who killed Erin in MARE OF EASTTOWN: The boy, Ryan Ross.

@parlay_carl Sauce?

Sources close to Carl say Aaron Rodgers to Denver is as “close to a done deal as it can be”

That’s a wrap on season 2