Parlay Carl (3-3 GOTY)

This NFL, I’ll only be tweeting on Monday (for MNF), Thursday (TNF), & Friday/Saturday with my Sunday NFL picks. This is to minimize the inconvenience of keeping my season long total, which will be posted in my bio. My apologies to those whose lives will be directly affected.

@PNWConservative @chrisreykdal Ya!

WASHINGTON STATE SUPERINTENDENT OF PUBLIC SCHOOLS @chrisreykdal⬇️ “We have a civil rights frame work in our state. It includes tr*ns youth. This is a biological question. It is quite simply INACCURATE to say BIOLOGICALLY that there are only boys or girls. There is a “CONTINUUM.”

Hey @BarstoolBigCat - not sure if your kids ever watched Blippi but every time its on the only thing I can see is Steven Cheah, not sure what you'd do with this info but thought I'd share

@PolymarketSport @BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @hen_ease

🚨TRENDING: A Reddit users just found a way to end tanking in the NBA: - All arena beers start the season at $10 league-wide - For ever win, teams can sell beer for + $0.35 - For ever loss, teams must DROP beer price -$0.20 If this were in place, Wizards would have to pay fans 10 cents every time they ordered a beer.

@BrandiKruse Ya!

When your liberal friend complains that Washington gas prices are high because of Trump and Iran, send them this and ask who they voted for in state elections.

@LaNativePatriot Ya!

Washington State is currently passing bills that • Allow foreign nationals (non citizens) to be hired as policeman/ prosecutors • Ability to decertify the elected sheriff & install their own • Grants power to the AG to grant warrants without a judges approval Sounds like they’re prepping for full tyranny here Foreign Nationals enforcing the unconstitutional warrants by the radical AG No sheriff to stand in the way because they’ll have their obedient selected sheriff after removing our elected one Foreign nationals then prosecuting the arrested dissidents of the state Crazy times ahead

@winstonzin Oh boy I'm in trouble

Colon cancer used to be an old person's disease. Now it's killing people in their 30s and 40s. According to the American Cancer Society, people born after 1990 are 4x more likely to get rectal cancer than their grandparents. Most cases come down to 8 foods: 1. Bacon

@trentjhughes Pretty sure Eddie Murphy & Jeff Garlin did the same thing!

Woman I knew ran a preschool out of her home 10 kids at a time Charges $750 per kid per month That's $7,500 a month 8am to 11am Never leaves her house She was booked out with a waitlist Not a bad business...

@LedyardNFLDraft @craighorlbeck

smh wendy’s rebuilding before the Steelers 😭

@XXL Is this @Philly_Mays

That Mexican OT got rocked at the Fort Bend County Rodeo in Rosenberg, Texas, over the weekend after a bull charged him inside the arena. The Texas rapper later told KHOU 11 the moment was fueled by adrenaline and said he's OK.😭

@NFL_DF @Philly_Mays

Jake Bobo on a random play every two months

@BenchwarmerBran @BarstoolBigCat @craighorlbeck

The Steelers firing a head coach named Mike whose last Super Bowl appearance was in 2011 and has accomplished nothing of significance since then just to hire a head coach named Mike whose last Super Bowl appearance was in 2011 and has accomplished nothing of significance since then is very Steelers

@WW_Direct Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC

Who’s your #1 pick to portray Remus Lupin in the HARRY POTTER TV series? 🐺

@Jaxweah @grok Fade

@WhaleEverything @NoLimitGains @grok DONE

@CFBONFOX Now do the average age you fuckers

Indiana holds the 1-seed with zero 5-star players on their team 🔥 Here's how the remaining CFP teams stack up in roster talent.

@YahooSports Now do # of 23 year olds you fucking losers

Two completely different rosters for Oregon and Indiana 😳

@Realrclark25 Go shove your lapel up your ass you fucking loser

At some point we have to talk about Dan Lanning getting his doors blown off in these CFP games. Where is the big win?

@AdamSchefter Oh fuck my ass

Browns interviewing Seahawks DC Aden Durde for today their head coach opening.

@gbellseattle *sigh*

Coach Mike Macdonald confirms NFL team(s) have contacted #Seahawks about interviewing offensive coordinator Klint Kubiak about head-coaching vacancy/vacancies. Calls it "bittersweet" but happy for him having the opportunity.