President Goose Devil King of Hell™️®️©️

I here by renounce daddy Elon he no longer our savior. Our savior is now me Duckonald Trump/Darth Duck. Make twitter great again and destroy the rebel scum!!!

@the_fem_tm Sounds great to me

Incels think sex robots will replace women but they severely underestimate the utility of our nagging. Men who aren’t nagged or striving for female attention tend to live on a mattress on the floor, devoid of purpose, playing video games and watching porn all day. Bleak.

@ChexMix @ChexCereal @GeneralMills FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE START SELLING CHEX MIX THAT IS JUST THE SEASONED CHEX MY AUTISTIC ASS DONT LIKE THE OTHER STUFF!!!!

I don’t care that your pregnant I’m trying to watch wrestling 🙄

@katy4congress congress did I hurt your poor little feelers???? Awww I’m so sawrry! I really really am! Maybe if you’d stop lying about @TheAKGuy you wouldn’t be getting attacked so much

@RepTonyGonzales How do you feel when you wake up every morning knowing you broke up a family by coercing a staffer to have sex with you when she didn’t want to and caused said woman to light herself on fire?

There is a season for everything and God has a plan for us all. When Congress returns tomorrow, I will file my retirement from office. It has been my privilege to serve the great people of Texas.

@katy4congress @TexasAFT Can we start a go fund me to get a tuba player to follow her around???

As a former public teacher and AFT member, this endorsement means so much! My heart and my support will always be with Texas teachers. 🫶🏽 Thank you, @TexasAFT! #TX23

@mhdksafa The whole point of war is to kill either enough of your enemies to make them surrender or kill all of them there is no morality and war, and they’re never has been and never will be

If the United States is at war, then Pete Hegseth is a war criminal. If the United States is not at war, then Pete Hegseth is a murderer. What Pete Hegseth ordered the military to do violates international law. Double tap strike on the B1 bridge in Iran while the rescue team were on-site is succession to target first responders assisting victims of the initial attack. Under the Geneva Conventions, you are obligated to rescue victims of the first attack. Abandoned any survivors and bombing them along with rescue teams is illegal, immoral, and a war crime.

@DrRitaDed Happy Easter!!!

Reminder: Not everyone celebrates Easter. Do not wish me or them a happy Easter without consent.

Maybe a stupid question but it’s 2026 why hasn’t anyone designed a toilet with a built in sink garbage disposal? To me it makes sense it runs for a few seconds with every flush, shreds the poo and the tp. Someone explain this for me

@NoLieWithBTC fuck you commie hoe I hope you get hit by a bus

@GeraldoRivera Member that time you gave our battle plans live on the air then go kicked out of country I member

Stocks up on unconfirmed, happy talk rumor Iran may be open to ending the war. “Unconfirmed” is putting it mildly. There is no public evidence to support the giddy speculation.

I hope Will Wades plane crashes

@HarrisAuthority @Jaxweah Were you born retarded or did you just become retarded over time?

@LibOrNormal Kill her in a heartbeat

What would you have done to this lady?!?!

@cynicalpop19 @0hour1 Give me 24 hours with each of them

@0hour1 He was one of 4 who did this. Here's what they did.

Isiah Hayes raped a 9-month-old baby in Memphis, Tennessee. What do you think society should do with him?

@thekerukeion @vxylily You’re a bitch

@vxylily I will raise the kid as my own and level up. Cheating means that I was not enough at some point. I take all the responsibility. I’ll be better. The kid will have nothing to worry about.

MEN: your wife got pregnant by another man by mistake. as a good husband, what will you do?

@KimJongUn33 Nooo they are under my control now

@GODOFGOOSE69 Please do not do that. Do it to the US Army though 🙏

Fight Fight Iran Fight

@sciencegirl 3D Doritos

People who actually experienced the 1990s: What is something you miss from that decade that just isn't the same today

The Kings guards are always on duty