Gary Glasgow

@RDPHistory Leonard Leonard, so thick they named him twice 🤣

US Navy veteran thinks Britain invaded the Falklands in April 1982... It's official, those red hats cause brain damage 🙄

@J_Tanswell Right decision by the manager, hasn't deserved a place in the squad on current form but hopefully he's been told that the door is still open for the World Cup if he can play better and ultimately score some goals.

No Ollie Watkins in the England squad. Thomas Tuchel ultimately goes for Dominic Solanke and Dominic Calvert-Lewin in the enlarged squad. Had a decent few games against Lille but has struggled on the whole this season. #AVFC

@kazzaloveslife I'm such a great time for you 😬 Im not totally sure that's right but that's what I got 😂

Write “I’m such a” and let the keyboard expose you! Go…

@achilledpinot Wishing him the best for his recovery

Martin update - he was so very ill last week but turned another corner this week His epiglottis is broke so saliva is going into his lungs making the pneumonia worse, here he is having Botox in his saliva glands yesterday to try to stop it 🙏🩷Live please Martin & #CleverStuff 🩷

@Hplays_piano Thats how Peter Green wrote The Green Manalishi apparently 😀

Just remembered I wrote a song in my dream and made a voice recording of the melody and made a note of the lyrics when I woke up and was half asleep.

@JoannaCannon @theopenbook2 You'd think I might be quite good at this, im not 😬

@theopenbook2 This is so good! I got 39.13/50. Not too shabby.

Oh my god... I am so bad at this. So bad. @JoannaCannon this might be a good time waster.

@JoannaCannon Let's hope so but I dont see it going down for the next few weeks 😒 You keep selling your books and I'll keep decorating these houses and we'll get through it 😄

@GPDecorating It's insane, isn't it? Hopefully it's just a panic spike and they'll go back down again.

I went to put fuel in my car and it was £1.75 a litre. I rarely use my car (thank heavens) but I still had a small meltdown on the forecourt. ONE POUND AND SEVENTY-FIVE PENCE 😭

@PhilMealey Think i may have watched it once or 70 times 😄

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@JoannaCannon £1.65 I've paid this morning, over a pound a gallon more than last week, cant put my prices up tho to cover the extra cost of the 30 odd mile round trip to my clients house. Got a job in Cheltenham coming up, be easier to stay there and save the fuel price 😀

@GPDecorating Crackers, isn't it? I remember being at med school (commuting) and it was £1.45, which felt like the end of the world ...

@dannykellywords Wishing you all the best 👍🏼

OK, so there's this... ✊️✊️✊️💊💊💊💚💚💚🔥🔥🔥

@nkh12349 80, 90 if the night in hospital was with someone else.

80 for me. You?

@johntownley11 😬

Lille have never won on nine previous visits to England in major European competition. #AVFC

@FXMC1957 Great programme, I had the board game as a kid, around 1975/76

18 March 1978. Last episode of the crime series Kojak with Telly Savalas in the leading role as the New York City Police Department Detective Lieutenant Theodore ("Theo") Kojak was broadcast. It ran for 118 episodes over 5 series since 24 October 1973.

@clumsyoaf33 @IHPower 😄

@IHPower What about the full on epic sex ones? 🤣

Do you know who likes to hear about your weird dreams? No one. Absolutely no one.

@JoannaCannon Memories from childhood are so emotional, finding things like your teddy brings everything back, not surprised you got upset.

To avoid dealing with my emotions, I've thrown myself into a project instead (because why change the habit of a lifetime) and I decided to clear out the giant workshop next to my house. So backstory: When I was little, I had two 'important' teddy bears: Gold Ted and White Ted. Gold Ted is still sitting safe & sound, and watching over me, but White Ted disappeared years ago and I never knew where she went. I've thought about her a lot over the years and I always hoped I'd stumble across her again one day. As I've been clearing out the workshop, she's been on my mind. I've been tempted to look inside every bag of old clothes and blankets I've hauled out, just in case she might be hiding in one of them, but I told myself not to be silly (it would have doubled the time it's taken if I'd searched through every bag). Yesterday, when I *finally* reached the back wall, there was a cardboard box. I opened it to have a quick look inside, in case it was anything important, and there staring up at me, was White Ted. I just burst into tears. I can't believe I found her again after all these years. I know it's ridiculous at my age to be crying over a teddy bear, but she played such a big role in my childhood. Now she's back and reunited with Gold Ted, and I could not be happier. Nothing in that workshop has upset me so far ... but an old, battered teddy bear with one ear and one eye, tipped me over the edge. And maybe (just maybe) throwing yourself into a project is the best way of dealing with your emotions after all.

@Ant_Mossarelli Only one for me, but its a bloody classic 😀

Name your favorite movies that came out the same year you were born.

@HLTCO Back From The Brink - Paul McGrath Superb read.

A question for my followers… If you could only recommend one football book for people to read, what would it be?

@Missvillafan @MattH1874 Happy birthday 😀

Happy birthday to my Villa twitter birthday twin @MattH1874 ! Although I’m older than him today so that’s a bugger, have a great day!

@myoldmansaid Losing our 3 best midfielders has totally derailed us but with McGinn back and Youri close hopefully that will solidify us. Settle on a defence, our best run was with Lindelof and Konsa, won only 1 game that Mings has started this season. Take Watkins out for Tammy, needs a rest

9 points from the last 30. Villa’s form over the last ten games is a serious concern. What do you change to start winning? It’s not looking good, although somehow they’re still 4th. #AVFC