Bring back the biff

@jackmorrow96 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏼

@UnitedUpdates wtf is "just in" about any of this 🤦🏼🤣

🚨JUST IN: The 13 players who could leave Manchester United this summer transfer window: — Casemiro (contract expiry) — Marcus Rashford (permanent sale) — Rasmus Hojlund (loan obligation) — Jaden Sancho (free transfer) — Tyrell Malacia (injury decline) — Andre Onana (permanent transfer) — Altay Bayındır (bench frustration) — Radek Vitek (needs minutes) — Manuel Ugarte (underwhelming impact) — Tyler Fredricson (career progression) — Toby Collyer (regular football) — Dan Gore (contract ending) [@StevenRailston]

@TheSpainTrain #choochoo 🚂🚂🚂

🗣️ PASSENGER ANNOUNCEMENT The Train is offering one lucky passenger 10% of the winnings if we roll into Cashville this weekend. Reply #choochoo to board. Winner drawn at 1 pm tomorrow, just before we depart. All aboard. 🚂

Paul Tierney, same ref, different game, different decision Inconsistency

@UtdKev08 his bobble was still in tact after he glanced past it but was then suddenly out when he hit the floor, absolute bullshit 🤦🏼

The reactions from Carrick and Licha said it all. An absolutely disgraceful and baffling decision yet again. Did we deserve to win yesterday, probably not but that red card hugely affected our chances of coming back. Fuck the PGMOL.

@AskCoachKev 33

A Poor Diet is the #1 Cause of Belly Fat. I'll send you 33 High-Protein Recipes for: - Losing stubborn fat - Eliminating cravings - And fixing your body composition Like + Comment "33" for a free copy. (24hrs only. must be following or I can't DM)

@man_savings APP

The MAN Savings app is starting to roll out 👀 Most of you miss deals because of the algorithm, so we built something to fix that. All the best deals, drops and restocks all in one place. If you want early access, reply APP 👇

@Scott_Pert 🤣🤣🤣

Paolo Maldini “We had Diogo Dalot at AC Milan and he was raw but you could see the talent. Now at Manchester United under Michael Carrick he’s become the best RB in the World in my opinion and could comfortably fit into our defence with Baresi & Costacurta! Nobody has successfully dribbled past him since Carrick took over which is a crazy statistic!” [@MiguelDelaney]

@TouchlineX false. he would have had to be it in the first place

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: Virgil van Dijk is NO LONGER the best centre back in the world.

@StuffWorthSee they did it's a 3 4 5 triangle

Why didn't our teachers make it this easy?

@MUNScout @ConnorF1878 isn't that with the intention to sell him for a lot more

@ConnorF1878 Too late, Bayer Leverkusen have trigger his buy back clause

Love me some Diomande but Alajbegovic is the type of talent Vivell can get us and will 100% succeed—really need to lean into that

Chances of an Islamic country: Green Party 100% Labour Party 98% Libdems 97% Reform 95% Restore Britain 0% Vote wisely, folks. Join @RestoreBritain_

@MUFCDarren_ Mr tumbles would engage with the kids too, he's shite at football that's why, brain-dead

How can you not like Diogo Dalot as a Manchester United fan? I hope he captains the club one day ❤️ x.com/UnitedJame4690…

@MUNScout @TEAMtalk @TheUtdArchive 🤣🤣🤣

Manchester United are CONSIDERING a move for Nathan Collins. Brentford FC are under no pressure to sell and would be expected to demand a significant fee, likely a minimum of £55m. [@TEAMtalk] 📽️ @TheUtdArchive #LEEBRE

@TheMatchdayHQ @Ekremkonur 🙄

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester United are preparing to SUBMIT an €80m bid for Bayern Munich defender Alphonso Davies this summer. [@Ekremkonur]

@RupertLowe10 @RestoreBritain_ @Nigel_Farage 🤣🤣🤣

@Nigel_Farage Your candidate in Portsmouth is a Bangladeshi man named Addy Mo Asaduzzaman.

Under a Reform UK government, only British citizens will be able to vote. mol.im/a/15602531

@Rootz_TV @TheRefereeForum Check that dry robe guys hard drive quick

An under 14’s match in Wales was abandoned between Trefelin and Aberkenfig football clubs after the parents started fighting, SHAMBLES 🤦🏿‍♂️ ♻️ @TheRefereeForum #referee #matchabandoned #youthfootball #grassrootsfootball

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

If you watch one thing today, make it this.

I am today launching Restore Britain as a national political party. Join us. restorebritain.org.uk/join_us