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@RishiSunak @alexburghart Who created the waiting lists?

Your priority. My promise. We’re working day in and day out to cut waiting lists so that people get the care they need more quickly. Thanks to the ongoing hard work of NHS staff, we’ve reduced 18-month waits by over 90%. There’s still work to do, but we are delivering.

@NewsForthright To be fair Frank I heard that Nanny was only on hand in the event that Jacob would need burping.

Rees-Mogg has no right to call anyone a 'snowflake'. He went canvassing with his nanny. When he was 27. Also, he calls people work-shy but he spends all his time on GB News rather than doing MP work for his constituents. fifetoday.co.uk/news/politics/…

@NewsForthright @markjenkinsonmp Well said Frank. Sometimes it takes a a man (or grey cube) with a well maintained moustache to point out the obvious

@markjenkinsonmp This government created the waiting lists.

@markjenkinsonmp @alexburghart After being in power for 13 years isn’t the government responsible for the record NHS waiting lists they are supposedly “determined to cut”???

@alexburghart Thanks to this govt I’ve never been the country on such a poor state.

Thanks to this Govt the UK will avoid recession 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 telegraph.co.uk/business/2023/…

@BeingBoycie Saw ‘Only fools’ musical yesterday. Even made me laugh. Which I don’t like to do.

@PMSociety I’m missing ‘Homes under the hammer’ for this #PMSocietyAwards

@PMSociety If they’re not serving Findus crispy pancakes with Birdseye potato waffles I’m off! #PMSocietyAwards

@AddisonLeeCabs Pick up from Gatwick. Addison Lee: £208. Local firm: £105!! This used to be a great company, now it’s makes me groan #ripoff

This week on #ExploreWithUs, we're thrilled to feature some amazing photos submitted by Michal, Carlton, and Jederson 📸 From the vibrant street art at Leake Street to the luxurious Corinthia London, we're always exploring the best spots. #AddisonLee #HereForLondon

@JohnCleese Even I’m looking forward to it. And I haven’t been excited since the invention of the breeze block 🧱

I worry that so many of the British critics are saying that the FT sequel is such an awful idea. because Rob Reiner might start getting cold feet, and cancel the whole thing He's fairly new to comedy and doesn't have that fingertip sensitivity to it that British critics do

@JohnCleese I like it but I am a grey, joyless cube

Maybe one could paint it nice colours You know, cheer it up a bit

@rogerkb2012 @trussliz She went to school?!?!?

@trussliz Why did you mislead the country today when you claimed you’re the first PM to go to comprehensive school. Gordon Brown went to Kirkcaldy High School. How can we trust anything you say if you can’t get the basics right? independent.co.uk/tv/news/school… theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

I love Britain. This is a great country. I’m so proud of what we are and what we stand for. And we will deliver for our country by doing what it takes to get Britain moving 🇬🇧

@trussliz Please resign Liz. It’s the patriotic thing to do.

@trussliz @Conservatives CHEESE LIZ!!! WHAT ABOUT THE CHEESE!?!

Watch my speech to @Conservatives Party Conference live at 11:05AM tomorrow. #CPC22

@10DowningStreet @trussliz @Statsmin Please resign Liz

Prime Minister @TrussLiz today held talks with Danish PM Mette Frederiksen @Statsmin. They discussed the damage caused to the Nord Stream pipelines last week and stressed the need to stay united in the face of Russia’s illegal actions in Ukraine. 🇬🇧🇩🇰

@zarahsultana @eliistender10 Cutting taxes and the NI rise only means we’re taking funding from vital services so the public can instead hand over the money to private energy companies posting record profits. This is the govts solution rather than taking on the energy firms 🤦‍♂️

Liz Truss says high energy bills are "a price worth paying", but who's paying? It's not oil and gas giants, whose profits are expected to be £170,000,000,000 in the next 2 years. It's ordinary people, whose energy bills will be up 97% this year. She's making you pay, not them.

@BBC_TopGear I wouldn’t. I’d buy a proper Ferrari instead

How would you spec your Ferrari Purosangue? → topgear.com/car-news/suvs/…

@EabSays @alexburghart @educationgovuk @Essex_CC Ok. It’s the 29th. Well done 🙄. I assume if you’re cheering them on you’re in the fortunate position of not having to work or go anywhere that day. So far you’re the only person I’ve spoken to who supports it. I don’t see how this event benefits the area

Everyone can do maths! Take our simple numeracy quiz now … skillsforlife.campaign.gov.uk/courses/multip… @educationgovuk #multiply

@alexburghart keen to know Alex if you’ve done the maths regarding the Ride London event going through Ongar on the 27th 28th? How many local people do you know that are happy with the inconvenience caused? I’ve counted 0. @Essex_CC