Mark Stoessner

Time in Federal Government… Alexander Hamilton: 5 years George Washington: 8 years Thomas Jefferson: 10 years John Adams: 12 years Bernie Sanders: 35 years Nancy Pelosi: 39 years Mitch McConnell: 41 years Chuck Schumer: 45 years It explains everything. Founders vs Grifters

@JacobsFieldRBW Logan Allen 2022 Akron stats are Wilkinson. AA is not MLB. Maybe I’m wrong.

Looking more and more at the Patrick Bailey trade I’m absolutely floored that the Giants sold low on him. He has four years of team control and has put up 3 WAR in every season of his career. Their president of baseball ops is a catcher. What’s their angle?

girl who the fuck is that

@dustinlear @4thandsaturday At least 9 yards from the center, maybe up to 11…

@4thandsaturday Right hand side, not down the middle

The drive that Cameron Young just hit on 18 at Sawgrass may be the greatest drive in non-major history. Dumped it in the water yesterday. Today steps up hits a 375 yard seed (longest in hole history) right down the middle to win The Players. Special.

@TheChiefNerd I need paperwork to shovel snow but not to vote?????

🚨 NEW: Zohran Mamdani Calls on New Yorkers to Shovel Snow During Tomorrow’s Blizzard “You too can become an emergency snow shoveler. Just show up at your local sanitation garage between 8am and 1pm tomorrow with your paperwork.”

I’m so glad on a fall Sunday while boating @espn allows me to see women’s college basketball scores (don’t get me wrong, I am a big women’s college basketball fan) before I scroll down to see the @nfl scores…

@joelhammond If I catch 9 times a month, I get 0 hits and set a record for passed balls and SB allowed. That would be worth about $7M BTW…

@joelhammond Joel, this is valuable information IF Ernie can catch 9 times a month….

@CleGuardians twitter, can we please stop longing for the Ernie Clement days (no offense Ernie)

@GVSUBaseball @NATA1950

E8 | #9 GV 19, Gannon 13 The Lakers hit 3 home runs in the inning and score 4 runs. In addition, athletic trainer Emily Aaron administered some cut care to a Gannon outfielder. She is the best baseball athletic trainer in the country.

@Recc40 @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat Of course, an on ramp…

@GVSUAT @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat The on ramp for 480 is straight ahead to Youngstown

Football guy @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat

Nessler and Danielson went to the 70’s vault for the sweaters today to match those hideous Illinois uniforms…

@JimCosta_ Great run. Epic run. However, pump the breaks Jim, they are the Guardians with a solid ace, no other starters, ok bullpen and a bunch of dudes who hit .230 (no one close to 30/100). Need more than some bats. Love the show. Way to support the home team. LGRW.

The Tigers were up 2-1, only needed 1 win in two games and went a combined 2-25 with RISP and left 18 runners on base in games 4/5 Please adds some bats this winter Help the kids, build a winner. This city got a taste. Feed the beast. #RepDetroit

@kevin19scott @MikeDardisWLWT Exactly Scotty. How’s things in Kentucky? #windians

@MikeDardisWLWT Beating the Reds is no longer a cause for celebration….its an expectation.

I have zero problem with this. They were not expected to win and they got it done and took the division. They are saying basically there is only one team in Ohio and until the Reds step up they have every right to say it.

I’ll just leave this here @3YearLetterman @WaterbedC @Tim_Walz @JDVance

@DavidH51 This one is today’s version

@DavidH51 Brings a tear to the eye for sure…

@HuskerMike28 Not only did I get a mow in yesterday, but filled up and the price was up 40 cents a gallon today…

Dads when they get a mowing session in the day before a huge rain

@ZackMeisel Nothing says World Series more than Laureano in the 3 hole…

Guardians Opening Day lineup 1. LF Steven Kwan 2. 3B José Ramírez 3. RF Ramón Laureano 4. 1B Josh Naylor 5. DH David Fry 6. CF Tyler Freeman 7. 2B Andrés Giménez 8. C Austin Hedges 9. SS Brayan Rocchio SP Shane Bieber