Waterbed Finance Center
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Waterbed Finance Center
@WaterbedC
Providing the easiest payment terms to waterbed connoisseurs everywhere. Finance up to 90 months. Low, low rates, bimonthly payment plans available.
Katılım Mayıs 2019
53 Takip Edilen6.9K Takipçiler
l hate it when people don't know the difference between “your” and “you're”.
Their so stupid.
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@TJH314 @SchmittNYC You can roll the repairs into the loan. You’ll be sleeping soundly with 50 years to go!
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@SchmittNYC @WaterbedC will finance your waterbed using this plan. Mine broke, and I still have 47 years of payments to go.
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Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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@GriffinM617 Yes, 600 monthly payments and you could own a waterbed just like @3YearLetterman
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@WaterbedC are you guys increasing your terms too?
Long Monkeypox@podiatristdon
A 50 year mortgage and 15 year car loan. LOL
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@OwnYourWaterbed @3YearLetterman @NancyMace It would be terrible if something happened to your office building.
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Using my $2000 stimulus check for the down payment on a 50 year mortgage
Stay mad, haters
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@3YearLetterman Brilliant move coach - can you get a 50 year mortgage for a water bed?
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@Mitch1719676 @3YearLetterman Mitch, you have a credit score of 116, so easy on the accusations, that’s certainly not above average
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@3YearLetterman A score of 116 or more is considered above average. A score of 130 or higher signals a high IQ. Membership in Mensa, the High IQ society, includes people who score in the top 2 percent, which is usually 132 or higher. Thank you for proving your ignorance
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@BamaDan3 @BreezyRMR1996 @3YearLetterman @DegenerateBets1 That’s just the original loan, it doesn’t include the WELOC at 59.7%
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@BreezyRMR1996 @3YearLetterman @DegenerateBets1 Look at Yeezy bowing up on a notary public and Verified One-Percenter like Coach. Hey, Yeezy, Coach owns a taxidermied wolf's head and a vintage globe. You owe 65 more payments to @WaterbedC at 37.9% APR on a Futon of Sadness, you tool bucket. Take a lap, rookie.
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Order of finish if the SEC and the Big 10 were a single conference.
1. Georgia
2. Alabama
3. Ole Miss
4. A&M
T5-Ohio State
T5-Oklahoma
7. Texas
8. Vandy
9. Missouri (with healthy QB)
10. Tennessee
11. Oregon
12. LSU
13. Indiana
14. Florida
15. MSU
16. Iowa
17. Auburn
18. USC
19. Arkansas
20. Michigan
21. South Carolina
22-Last: the rest of the Big 10 and Kentucky
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@Loveof1776 @TomBrady Sorry boss @WaterbedC I know I’m not supposed to use “cannon” unless it’s “water cannon”. Forgive me..
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@barbwadebowl @chainsawwade Don’t forget to get his future waterbed payments covered
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@chainsawwade 5 cases of Busch Light and 3 cartons of Virginia Slims sounds about right to me.
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My 40yr old Gramma @barbwadebowl is negotiating Brian Kelly’s buyout.
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@FrazierJonny @clbelansky @RonDeSantis @3YearLetterman Doesn’t matter, @chainsawwade should be breaking that door down about ………………….now.
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@clbelansky @RonDeSantis @3YearLetterman @WaterbedC what’s the interest rate on Charlene’s waterbed?
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Nah, we like hosting the World’s Largest Cocktail Party in Jacksonville (even though it’s been tough on FL recently).
But we can use it to keep @3YearLetterman out — he’d probably get too inebriated and get bounced from the game anyways so we might as well short-circuit the inevitable.
Matthew Chang@MatthewChang
@RonDeSantis @DennisP220 Omg. That would also keep out the UGA fans. 🐶 Two birds, one stone
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Name a better song than Kriss Kross' Jump. I'll wait.
Ladytron Fan Account@Lady_FanAccount
Kris Kross - Jump x.com/backup2319068/…
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@chainsawwade What does Canada have to be thankful for other than being America’s attic?
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@WaterbedC Nahhhhh Washington, Oregon, CALIFORNIA schools are all PAC12 to me.
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@MIbeertaster @3YearLetterman @ralphbrooks We don’t have high hopes on the condition of this bed. Hopefully this one isn’t full of urine.
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At Hardee’s this morning I refused to pay the sales tax. The teenage cashier asked why, and I explained to him that the federal government is shut down. He started to argue so I pulled out my notary stamp, used a pen to strike the sales tax off the receipt, and then notarized it
I received a standing ovation
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@chefcascottccc Adam, please call us to discuss your delinquent waterbed payments
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No you didn't. Sales tax is a State tax. Go to the internet corner for the day
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman
At Hardee’s this morning I refused to pay the sales tax. The teenage cashier asked why, and I explained to him that the federal government is shut down. He started to argue so I pulled out my notary stamp, used a pen to strike the sales tax off the receipt, and then notarized it I received a standing ovation
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He’s already called us, we’re already said no. We don’t need another repo professional @chainsawwade
Ian Jaeger@IanJaeger29
BREAKING: Former NFL Cornerback Charles Tillman resigns from the FBI because of President Trump’s immigration policies.
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