Gerald

Most people would have no ideas if it weren’t for our ideas.

Some mistakes are lessons; others are lawsuits.

The problem with pathological liars is they actually believe themselves

Sunshine, tulip gardens, and adorable goslings.

I wasn’t ready for how this turned out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey there! Just a friendly reminder, don’t be manipulated. Love you.💋

Sometimes happiness looks like staying at home and spending time with loved ones..

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

Old enough to remember when there were unsalted caramel options

They say you should always be the bigger person . . .  that's why I always eat a third slice of pizza.

90% of being an adult is drinking your first cup of coffee within 1.00009 seconds of waking up.

Nothing gives me more adrenaline than hearing the doorbell and pretending I don't exist until the person leaves

Happy 11th day of the 5th month!

hey babe, what do you say we turn your jazz hands into jizz hands

60% of your adult life is just groceries and laundry.

There are people you meet and then there are people you recognize like your heart has seen them before your eyes ever did

Sometimes, it's all you have left.

@bitzydimbo @mistrustme1 I hope you have an amazing week!

I know I don't have many friends on this app, so to those of you who are still kind to me, who interact and retweet me even when I'm throttled to the wall: thank you. i appreciate the few of you who show me simple basic kindness, very much. and I hope you have a great week.

This is so true! 🤣🤣🤣🙌🏼