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@LisaAtThePort @PolkCoSheriff The minute I saw a cat picture, I knew it would be a Karen spewing her opinion about a kid she doesn't even know. Cheers, enjoy your kids, i mean cats. Woops

@PolkCoSheriff The minute I saw Palm Bay I knew there would be a problem. That is working towards being the ghetto of the county. Self entitled, disrespectful, pompous twits. Full of crime and thieves that definitely need some good law enforcement.

On Wednesday, April 15th, at around 4 pm, a PCSO deputy conducted a traffic stop on a white Toyota SUV that was traveling on I-4 near Davenport. The driver of the Toyota was identified as 19-year old Rolando Juliuz Pichardo, Jr. of Palm Bay (Brevard County). The deputy discovered that Pichardo was driving on a suspended driver's license. Records showed that the license was suspended on March 30, 2026, because Pichardo failed to pay for a speeding citation in Brevard County. The deputy provided Pichardo a Notice to Appear for Driving While License Suspended/Revoked, and informed him that he should phone a friend to pick him up, because he was not allowed to drive. The traffic stop was concluded. About ten minutes later, Pichardo was pulled over by a different deputy about two miles down the road. Hearing the description of the vehicle over the radio for the traffic stop, the first deputy drove to the scene and confirmed that it was the same person he pulled over earlier. Upon seeing this, the deputy from the first traffic stop told Rolando Pichardo he was being #ArrestedByThePolkCountySheriffsOffice for Driving While License Suspended/Revoked. And for whatever reason, Pichardo told the arresting deputy that he was, "too pretty to go to jail." Despite that, Pichardo was taken to the Sheriff's Processing Center and booked-in and had his pretty face photographed. #PCSO #PolkSheriff

@2Page @PolkCoSheriff Gail, I'm pretty sure if you posted your photo, it would break the algorithm, hence why you don't have any of yourself 😘

@PolkCoSheriff With all due respect Mr. Pichardo, I am not sure the mirror you use is working properly. Be that as it may, I hope you enjoyed your complimentary cheese sandwich. I’m sorry you missed Prime Rib Tuesday.

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President Donald J. Trump just signed an Executive Order creating the Task Force to ELIMINATE Fraud. Chaired by @VP Vance, this task force will crack down on fraud, close loopholes, and make sure benefits go ONLY to eligible Americans. Promises Made. Promises Kept. 🇺🇸

🇺🇸 Nick Shirley just dropped a 40-minute video exposing $170 million in fraud in California. His Minnesota investigation got the VP involved. Imagine what this one does.

Heaven is not full of good people. Heaven is full of people who know they’re not good enough. - Wes Huff

VP VANCE: “My hope for all of you is that you find somebody who loves you as much as Nancy Pelosi loves insider trading.”

You'd be richer if you read more books and less tweets. (Reminder to me too)

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The number 1 blocker to your blessing is a lack of GRATITUDE! What are you grateful for today?

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The more big things you work on, the more you realize: “80% done” is only a third of the way there. “90% done” is actually halfway there. Masterpieces are made in the details. Good shit takes time.

A lesson I wish I learned sooner...if you want to win more, quit more. I’m one of the biggest quitters you’ll ever meet. - Quit Wall Street. - Quit 7 figure jobs i hated. - Quit businesses that lost me money. -Quit relationships that drained my energy. - Quit deals that looked sexy but smelled stupid. We were all taught quitting is weak. And if you pull the plug because something gets “tough” - yes that’s weak. But quitting because priorities changed, you received new information, or a personal goal was reached - that’s calculated. I would argue that quitting has led to some of my most profitable decisions.

“Pray like it's up to God. Work like it’s up to you.” I repeat this often.