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@zachmelloh26 Mike retired at 54 saving his whole life as a squrriel and died age 63. He saved and sacrificed his whole life for 9 years. Get tae fuck with this pension 401k shit bro

Mike retired at 54 with $ 4.1M. He had done everything “right”: • Maxed out his 401(k) • Saved consistently for 30+ years • Paid off his home • Avoided debt But:

@SirTdl @BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS No it won’t be use your head it was probs be to do with stock = lower stock higher price = more profit. Excess stock = lower price = sell through = more profit because of less throwing away. Get your tin hat off your head

@BasilTheGreat @GBNEWS Most of you missed the point. It wasnt about digital pricing in stores, but the system to profile who is buying and adjust the price in realtime. Smarten up people

🚨UK STORES TO INTRODUCE DYNAMIC PRICING What a dystopian society we now live in DIGITAL price displays will be going up in stores across the country so prices can be adjusted depending on WHO is purchasing This is scary [@GBNEWS ]

@eCom_Amin I’m about to pour cash into start shopify. Surely website matters. Branding, vibe, trust etc to get a decent roas? I don’t care about 20k a day and making 500 quid

the ecom guru space is so fucked right now everyone's regurgitating the same shi wrapped in fancy terms to sound smart "advertorials" "quiz funnels" "hybrid attribution" "omnichannel retargeting" mf what? when i scaled to $901k with my pet store and $1.1m/mo with jewelry brand you know what i used? basic ASF product page free debutify theme default shopify checkout simple product photos that's it no quiz pages no advertorials no fancy funnels just product + price + buy button hitting $40k-$50k days with the most boring setup but gurus love to complicate everything and they do it for 1 reason only: complexity sells courses simplicity doens't sell anything what do you think sounds sexier: "use this SECRET quiz funnel strategy" or "just run google shopping ads to a product page" ? one gets 389 ADHD kids buying $997 courses other gets 3 old men sitting at a cafe buying it only this guru playbook prints: step 1: take basic concept step 2: rename it something fancy step 3: add "framework" or "system" to it step 4: claim it's never been shared before step 5: sell for $497-$1997 examples: "hybrid attribution modeling" = checking which ads actually work "omnichannel retargeting" = showing ads on different platforms "advertorial funnels" = long form sales page "quiz funnel strategy" = asking questions before showing product they're selling you common sense with a fancy fucking packaging and i've fallen for this trap too: when starting out i wasted $22k on courses trying to find their damn secret you know what i learned? there is no fcking secret only the cliche shit from here matters: work hard test things don't give up keep it simple fix what breaks scale what works and kill what doesn't that's it no magic funnel no secret strategy no hidden framework just basics executed consistently but you can't sell that sounds too boring too simple too obvious so they make up terms: "the hybrid funnel system" "the 7-figure quiz framework" "the omnichannel attribution model" it's all bullshit designed to: - sound intelligent - create FOMO - trigger impulsive buying - justify high prices targeting ADHD kids who: - want silver bullets - hate hard work - love "secrets" - make impulsive decisions and if you still don't believe me check out my $901k year setup: theme: shopify debutify (free) pages: 5 total (home, product, cart, checkout, contact) apps: 3 (reviews, email, analytics) ad platforms: google shopping landing page: product page funnel: none quiz: none advertorial: none that's it while gurus were teaching: "13-step omnichannel quiz funnel framework" i was running: product page + google shopping they made $200k selling courses i made $901k selling dog beds different games different levels and i’m tired of seeing this pattern: guru learns basics makes $50k/month stops doing ecom starts teaching ecom complicates everything sells complexity makes more teaching than doing then students: learn complex systems get overwhelmed never launch or launch and fail blame themselves buy another course vicious cycle repeats meanwhile: brands actually doing 7-8 figures move smoothly shopify default themes basic product pages simple checkout good product good ads good customer service no quiz funnels no advertorials no hybrid attribution just basics but basics don't sell "master the fundamentals" sounds boring "unlock the secret 7-figure quiz funnel" feels exciting one gets 10 students other gets 1000 students and i get it gurus need to eat too but it's fcking up the industry new people think they need: - $10k custom shopify theme - 47-page quiz funnel - hybrid attribution model - omnichannel retargeting - advertorial framework before they can start so they never start or they start spend months building use complicated funnels spend a grand on launches lose money give up when they could've focus on a simple structure: day 1: basic product page day 2: run google shopping day 3: first sale day 4: optimize day 5: scale but simple doesn't sound impressive can't flex on twitter about: "just launched basic product page" gotta flex about: "just built 13-step quiz funnel with hybrid attribution" even though: basic page = $5k/day complex funnel = $0/day because here’s the truth nobody wants to hear: ecom is simple there’s no magic to it find product people want show it to people searching for it make buying easy ship fast repeat that's the game no secrets no frameworks no hidden strategies just execution work hard keep it simple amd don't give up same cliche shi that actually works but cliches don't sell courses so they'll keep inventing: - new frameworks - new terms - new "secrets" and ADHD kids will keep buying while brands print money use boring ass basics and now you gotta choose: sound smart on twitter or make money in silence fail with style or win with simplicity you can either feed your ego or feed your fucking family choose wisely

@nicktheriot_ IDEAS

My ads team is 100% gonna lose their minds when they see this… But I don’t care. I just dropped THE masterclass on how to generate INFINITE Facebook ad ideas This is the exact system we use to never run out of hooks, angles, or creative concepts (even in the 2025 Andromeda landscape). We charge $10k/month to run this for clients… But for the next 48 hours, I’m giving it away 100% FREE. Comment "IDEAS" and I’ll send it to you. (Must be following)

@jforjacob @nomorefret Lmao what a load of cap

respectfully sir, you have no idea what you're talking about The average brand fonder operates on near zero to negative margins, coping, justifying it with 'brand equity' and the wet dream of an exit The dropshippers I know (and affiliate's) are the most cash flow rich people I know in ecom Any respectable drop-shipper would be embarrassed at 100k a month

Average 19 year old dropshipper - tested 100+ products, knows what works and what doesn’t - has built 50+ stores and can create stuff in a day that agencies would charge $50k+ for - knows breakthrough advertising by heart and can convince your mum to buy anything - thousands of hours of graphic design and video editing - handled thousands of customer service tickets personally and knows how to manage expectations and keep refunds low - Can scale an ad account better than most people who get paid to do it - Learned how to stay lean, manage cashflow and scale a business without funding Average 30 year old ‘brand founder’ - lent some money - paid people to do everything There is a large skill gap in Ecom and I honestly feel if some of these dropshipping kids had access to the same capital / credit the guys in the startup world have they would absolutely wipe the floor with them Unfortunately most dropshippers never make the leap into really trying to reinvest a lot of their profits into building something for the long term. The ones I know who have are running rings around your favourite Twitter gurus

@saitantaneja28 @samvrable They’ll never reveal that bro 😂

@samvrable What are the margins?

@Br3ntGbs Theme

300+ Shopify brands have already made the switch to this brand new theme. Why? Brand owners are tired of websites that have that distinct “drop shipping” look. This new theme has: Professional Design so your store looks like a REAL brand Upsells, Quantity Breaks, Custom Cart 3 FREE site templates included 60+ CVR Optimized blocks and sections based on 7 & 8 figure brands Comment “Theme” and I’ll DM you access to the beta version of the theme (must be following so I can DM you)

@liosecom No way is that the diff 🤣🤣

Your site isn't converting because it looks like shit.. I’m giving away some of the high converting sections for Free, so you can apply it to your store. Just comment “section” and I’ll send it to you.

@bony_ghadiya_ Keyword

Keyword Research is the MOST IMPORTANT part of Google ads But 90% of brand owners do it wrong I made a full guide on our keyword research process that has generated $150m+ for our client Like + Comment ‘keyword’ and I’ll DM it to you for free (must be following)

@TheMattGacek @SquibLabs @jackhaymart @AlecSkriloff @thedonaldnash @reeceroskam TLDR: don’t rent in basements they’re usually fucked and your breathing damp air probs not the best for grinding on the biz bro

@TheMattGacek @SquibLabs @jackhaymart @AlecSkriloff @thedonaldnash @reeceroskam Looks like it but mould takes a while but is a basement so probs been there for a while if not tanked properly. But honestly in the London most of the old houses have black mould and everyone’s alive we’re probably too lax on it here

You want a true Build in Public ? Here’s a raw one 🧵 🚨 We thought we’d found our NYC launchpad - turns out it was a health-hazard money pit. Illegal-ish basement housing + floods, walls with potential blooms of mold, a founder coughs up blood, and 8 hours after the ER we’re told to grab our stuff & get out by 3pm today. Details below 👇 @Airbnb @bchesky

@ZssBecker What a load of waffle. You don’t have to go monk mode to sacrifice 🤣 you can do both

If you’re in your 20s, someday you’ll be 37 like me. So read this. I just turned 37. In my twenties, I thought my life would be over at this point lol. Ironically, I’m in the best shape, mental state, wealthier than I could of ever imagined, healthiest, and imo most attractive I’ve ever been in my life (before you roll your eyes, I was gross in my 20s… not hard lol). I literally have everything I ever wanted. Including a wonderful wife. But only because I sacrificed. No one I know personally growing up went to the extremes I did to learn about health, self-development, social skills (which I had zero of). No one tried as hard or as long as me to get rich. I’m not saying look at me, I’m special. I’m saying I sacrificed a lot, took a lot of risk, and was very uncomfortable all the time. And what I’m trying to convey to you is that the sacrifices you’re taking or considering taking are 500x worth it. You should sacrifice more actually, and do it with glee. Go live in a $500-a-month apartment in Thailand and burn everything at the altar of your character arc. I literally wish I had just done that at 20, trained Muay Thai and BJJ, and built harder. Big life regrets. Anyways. People (losers) will tell you you’re being crazy and missing out. Stop being money-focused. Stop trying, being so vain. Live a little. They are wrong. Really fucking wrong. So unbelievably wrong that I would literally jump off a bridge if I had to switch lives with them and suffer the consequences of their life of no sacrifice. You are missing zero. You will regret zero. Proudly go psycho monk mode and become as great as you can be. You won’t regret missing getting drunk at the same bar 500 times with people you don’t even talk to at 40. You won’t regret missing the pointless dating. You won’t regret taking risk and failing. You will deeeeeply regret at my age not sacrificing. You will start to see the decade of choices deeply and permanently in your and other men’s—you knows—lives. And you will see this post is the truth. After your twenties, the lifestyle, women, and all that shit you want will figure itself out and just come to you. Hell, it’ll probably come to you in your early 20s and try to distract you because you’re building up so much power. Keep sacrificing. It’s all completely worth it, and you’ll realize it’s actually the most fun part. I work and sacrifice more now than I ever did… because it’s awesome pursuing the best possible potential for yourself personally. Anyways, eat the shit. Skip everything. Picture your perfect character arc and light everything else on fire to get it. And when you are at an age in the future that seems terrifying now, you will actually be enjoying the best times of your life. Move fast, young man. You will be an old man who’s about to become an even older man soon.

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First to 5 Who won this 1v1 & what was the score?

@I_RoZz_I @omitrafi You think you can block me you bitch rafi, you run teams in challengers because no one is retarded enough to do it for biz, 1/4 of my business get fkd

@omitrafi My guy thinks he’s some big shot ceo 🤣

This ain't a charity, welcome to business 101.

@ashvinmelwani Love this

We went from losing money on every order to being first-order profitable at Obvi. The secret wasn't higher prices or cheaper products. It was all in how we framed our offer. 🧵

@georgesttock UGC

I make UGC ads in 2 minutes New content every time (holding my product) This creator is 100% AI Comment "UGC" and I'll send you the full guide (must be following)

@alexforbes__ Nah fk that. But my guess at the rrp it’s unique enough to make a margin of running ads etc.

@GainzCollective Are you a buyer?

Contractors in the field would laugh you off the face of the Earth if you pulled out this drill on the job site. Nobody wants to scroll through a settings menu before they drill a single hole. I’m all for new tech and gadgets but Engineers often lose the essence of what they’re packing the tech into. Example: This drill by Robbox Tools has some slick software and a touch screen that allows you to drill level/plumb and certain angles. It also has a depth stop which is nifty. That’s just it though, these features are nifty at best. Skilled tradesmen have simple and effective ways to hit their mark and most times you don’t need 100% plumb pilot holes in the field. My guess is this will not do well at market and be discontinued shortly after.

@lynk0x You’re a fkn grifter

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