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@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj the Charts!

@GamesGumru @esjesjesj You should start a similar business and make all that money yourself. Capitalism lets you do just that! Then, you can let employees work 30 hrs and pay them all ...a "living wage" ..or whatever you want! It's easy right? Shut up & get to work. Theft is easier though right?

*Shows capitalism in reality*

@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj "capitalism lets you do just that!" oh yeah sure let me just go to my backyard and harvest some start-up capital from the money tree 💀💀 bro thinks starting a multi-million dollar business in this economy is as easy as opening a lemonade stand lmao. the delusion is actually off

@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj economy through sabotage and currency manipulation but your high school textbook conveniently left that out lol you have literally zero counter arguments besides "wow so frightening!!" because you've been spoonfed capitalist propaganda your whole life.

@GamesGumru @esjesjesj Man...that Germany comment is either hilarious or extremely frightening... because there is actually that much stupidity in it. Seriously.

@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj calling someone stupid because you literally can't handle actual historical context is wild 💀💀 you're crying because the truth hurts your feelings ig!! the GDR literally called it the Anti-Fascist Protective Rampart for a reason because the west was actively draining their

@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj and listing cambodia when the khmer rouge was literally stopped BY socialist vietnam is wild lol. under actual socialism workers own the means of production, nobody is "dragging you down" except the CEOs sucking us dry. go touch grass and read some theory

@GamesGumru @esjesjesj Maybe this will help for the slow kids in back.....

@CommandrInCheat @esjesjesj meanwhile under capitalism 3 billionaires own more than half the population but you care about a cartoon of bernie stealing pie?? the brainwash is crazy go read a book

@esjesjesj Really? Have you ever stopped to wonder why Germany had a wall with armed guards to keep people in the Socialist/ Communist part? Ever wonder how Venezuela went from the most prosperous nation in S. America to eating their dogs a few decades after Socialism was elected ?

@YoungboiCypher @Am_hailey @Demo4fhs Okay ChatGPT

@Am_hailey @Demo4fhs Welcome to the club you’ve officially been laid off by the toughest boss in the house. It’s the ultimate it’s not you, it’s me moment, delivered with the brutal honesty that only a preschooler can master.

My husband puts our 3-year-old son to bed. I put our 4-year-old daughter to bed. For four nights straight, I've read the same ballet book and counted every single thing in it. Tonight she asked for her teddy. I fetched it. Then she looked at me and said: "Mummy, go away. I can't sleep with you here." After years of dedicated service, I was fired by a 4-year-old.

@ModernHuxley @primeuze76 @CatImperator I hardly believe that. Also the will definetly Not be the last.

@primeuze76 @CatImperator You won the prize for first time someone told me to off myself on this account. 🏆😁

Have to share this Gave me a good chuckle 🤭

@EmoRatXD42 @yeMikeSmith That’s a false equivalency. Celebrating National Pride or religion is already standard norm, whereas Pride Month is about visibility for a group that historically had to fight for basic legal rights.

@yeMikeSmith Because they're hypocrites. I started saying "happy Jesus month" because if it's based on love they're practically the same thing, and bigots won't try to fight with me. Have fun!

If pride month is for everybody then why the tolerant left get so mad when we celebrate our American Pride?

@michalmalewicz Nice try. but maybe I would be interested If your Startup used and contained 0% AI.

Meanwhile my startup is only 1% AI and has no sparkles in the logo. Ohhh and it actually works :P pageformance.com

AI OPENS THE DOOR TO INFINITE CREATIVITY!!!!! Meanwhile AI companies:

@RA_HunterCox @welp_max Yeah... Thats highly problematic

@welp_max When I was 20, I wouldn't date anybody under the age of 35, and most of the guys I dated were in their mid 40s. I just felt like I had nothing in common with guys my own age.

i’m 24, i recently had to have polite small talk with a 20 year old. i felt like i was entertaining someone’s child

@oneman_official First they're cousins... Then they're siblings?

Two cousin's came for an interview. We hired both. The boss asked me to train them, keep one as my assistant and send the other to the second office 20 minutes apart. When I chose my assistant, the second one texted me... "I know I did better sir, did you take my sister because she's more beautiful than me?" I felt shallow because she's somewhat right.

@FalkTG Ist halt eine scheiß Idee

Vorschlag als Alternative zur Wehrpflicht: Niemand muss dienen. Aber wer nicht dient (egal ob Bundeswehr, THW oder Rotkreuz) erhält keine staatlichen Vergünstigungen mehr 🪖🗽: - Keine kostenlose GKV - Uni nur gegen Studiengebühren - Bafög nur als verzinster Kredit - Kein 49€ Ticket, sondern Vollpreis - keine Ermäßigungen für Museen - Ausschluss von politischen Ämtern und Beamtentum - kein Anwohnerparken - Nur niedrigste Stufe Grundsicherung Ich respektiere es, wenn Menschen sagen, sie wollen mit unserem Land nicht solidarisch sein. Aber dann gibt es kein Grund warum man mit ihnen solidarisch sein sollte.

@DynamoSuperX It´s not a scam. It´s psychology.

not really a scam but why did society accept something this dumb as normal?

@AccountNr24 @fuechsligesprrt "Ich glaube aber das es psychische Erkrankungen gibt, mit denen man absolut ungeeignet ist. Immer. Pauschal." genau da sagst du es doch aber..

@GamesGumru @fuechsligesprrt Aber genau das habe ich doch der jungen Frau geraten.. sich erst um sich selbst kümmern und dann um andere. Ich sage doch nicht, dass Menschen mit Schicksalsschlägen von bestimmten Berufen immer ausgeschlossen werden sollten.

Digga bin so überfordert was Berufe angeht: - will Teilzeit arbeiten erstmal, hab aber keine abgeschlossene Ausbildung (hab die Pflege Ausbildung ja wegen meinem Umzug abgebrochen) - würde auch eigentlich eine Ausbildung machen, aber habe Angst, dass ich die 3 Jahre wieder

@AccountNr24 @fuechsligesprrt Entscheidend ist eben nicht die Diagnose, sondern der aktuelle Zustand, die Selbstreflexion und ob Unterstützung vorhanden ist. Alles andere blendet die Realität dieser Erkrankungen aus.

@AccountNr24 @fuechsligesprrt Aber auch bei Diagnosen wie Schizophrenie, Borderline oder bipolaren Störungen finde ich „pauschal ungeeignet“ zu kurz gedacht. Diese Erkrankungen verlaufen nicht dauerhaft gleich schwer und viele Menschen sind mit Behandlung und Stabilität absolut arbeitsfähig.