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Mission Impossible: Cookie Protocol

Remind me again—why was the orange prick looking for a Nobel Peace Prize? To start a war afterward and call it a war for peace?

Dumbo Trump starts a war, chokes the Strait of Hormuz, then burns billions to “reopen” what was never closed. All that noise, and somehow the only thing on display is weakness—dressed up in a clown suit and sold as strength!

@airtelindia, do you have any real people attending to broadband customer issues, or should we wait for 6 hours+ for a simple callback? None of the numbers shared seem to have real people attending to customers!

@AmazonHelp How to contact Amazon team for installation of a Furniture I picked. There is no way to talk to customer service!

@amazonIN what’s the methodology to connect with your customer care? Terrible experience and there is no one to reach out!

Learning how to be still, to really be still and let life happen – that stillness can become a radiance. I’ve learned this from some of the great actors with whom I’ve worked.

@GaneshSP47 Oh yess..and these were eqipped with physical toggle to make them read only. Great upgrade from her elder one, where you needed to tape the notch

“Indigoed” is now the word for being stuck at the airport with endless delays.

@deepak_bansal11 🤣🤣🤣

@GaneshSP47 Yes it is clearly a bad joke on us unproductive people.

Staring outside wondering why Friday is always late. If productivity had a face today, it definitely isn’t mine!

@alvatabitha Absolutely!

@GaneshSP47 Stress buster Friday😁

Bodyweight workout for everyone 💪

90s IT Security: Step 1: Store sensitive data on floppies. Step 2: Lock them in a Tupperware with a bicycle-lock key. Step 3: Pray At least hackers in another continent couldn’t access anything. The notion of safety was truly safe!

Monthly payment reminder from the gentleman who keeps my car squeaky clean: “Sir, chicken khana hai… amount send kar dijiyena 🙏😂” This is the kind of financial-planning motivation I actually respond to. Fast.

A thief breaks in, finds no cash in the house, and leaves customer feedback: “Why so many cameras when you have no money? Keep some cash da next time, I got disappointed.” Certified Professional Burglar! 😬

3 years apart by birth. 0 years apart by hairline. Brothers slowly evolving into the same person!

Hosur Road commute feels lighter these days — thanks to the Yellow Line metro. Traffic is down ~10% overall and 32% during evenings. Bengaluru miracle I can believe in. 🚇✨