Gary Allitt

@MrPeterLMorris @cristo_radio @IsabelOakeshott And increase rental pricing.

It is pathetically naive to imagine that making life ever harder for landlords will somehow make life better for tenants. It won't. Supply will shrink; rents will go up. Just watch!

@exRAF_Al @RussInCheshire And if not it's all in your head. Pillock.

@RussInCheshire If he had been indoctrinated, if he had presented signs of being disaffected with the UK, it is absolutely not confined to him. It’s a cancer which pervades and if you can’t see that, I have a covid vaccine I’d like to sell you.

@JamesCPeters @LozzaFox @SadiqKhan What if it happens in a country where you are the PM?

@LozzaFox @SadiqKhan If this is happening in a city where you're Mayor. You should resign.

Another day, another samurai wielding lunatic attacks innocents on London’s streets. Welcome to @SadiqKhan’s greener, cleaner, fairer, more diverse, equitable and inclusive stab city…

@pseuderman @AggroMan17 @anon_opin That's exactly how it works.

@AggroMan17 @anon_opin No mate. That's not how it works.

Surge pricing should be banned, if a hotel room near a venue or stadium is £50 on a normal weeknight then it's completely unacceptable for it to be £300 just because Taylor Swift or another popular artist is in town.

@Bradpittkin TV adverts are expensive. Do you really think "they" are going to pay just to piss off the likes of you?

Britain is still 82% white ..yet TV ads are 90% full of black and mixed race families. Are they trying to piss us all off ? 😐

@anon_opin They subsidise your membership.

As a regular gym, goer I dread January. The gym suddenly, and for a period of about 4 weeks, fills up with amatures vowing to change their lives. February, they are nowhere to be seen and normal service is resumed until the next January.

@fesshole It'll become even funnier if / when she becomes a "nana ".

My wife is a police officer. Her name is Nina. She can never find out how obviously hilarious I find this.

@CharlieChalk15 @MimiJ9 @alexarmstrong As a self employed contractor myself I do (as in execute) work for customers. "Does work for" does not mean "is employed by on an exclusive basis". Learn English.

@GaryAllitt @MimiJ9 @alexarmstrong He doesn’t. He’s a self employed contractor. Just because you’ve got a boss, it doesn’t mean everyone has. Learn to broaden your horizons

Controversial opinion, Rosie Jones isn’t funny.

@SimonFoxWriter @chrishall57 The siren call of the far right in all it's "glory".

@chrishall57 Precisely!

I was a loyal #Labour voter for 20 years. My views haven't really changed. I still want a society of #justice and #opportunity for all. Trouble is, the #Left has shifted SO FAR to the left, that I'm now stranded somewhere in the Centre. There are millions of people just like me.

No trans-EU trains but wine by the pint… Take a bow, Brexiters.

@CharlieChalk15 @MimiJ9 @alexarmstrong He does work for them.

@MimiJ9 @alexarmstrong You’re making a fool of yourself. He’s an independent and not an employee. He doesn’t ‘work’ for them, he can appear on any station he chooses

@RockyWasYer @JimPlunkettCol3 @jonsopel @edfenergy "We" don't need to hear your opinion either.

@JimPlunkettCol3 @jonsopel @edfenergy We don't need to know that. Deal with EDF

Dear @edfenergy Just had a notification that our monthly standing order is going up from £152 a month to £19,274. Seems a bit steep. Is there a human rather than a bot we can talk to? Many thanks and merry Christmas Jon

@JulianPowerVO @anon_opin Have you ever met a librarian?

@anon_opin This would never work because all the librarians will be out at nightclubs.

Public libraries ought to be open at night. I'd visit one instead of a nightclub and read instead of partying.

It's true that I didn't take scientific advice before launching Eat Out To Help Out, but in my defence I did check with Boris Johnson that he was happy for more people to die. #covidinquiry

I was a bit concerned at Jeremy Hunt's idea for an inheritance tax giveaway to the rich, but he assured me that it will be fully funded by cuts to disability benefits. So that's OK. #TrevorPhillips #BBCLauraK

@HeidiBachram One.

It sounds like one of the pro-Palestinian protesters hounding Michael Gove shouted the homophobic slur “B*tty boy” at him. They are a hate movement. twitter.com/fas0lya/status…

@JaneyGodley OMG, yes!

Who remembers their mum doing this?

@LdnGagaMonster @fesshole We can't all live in London😉

@fesshole Fake. Which houses don’t have an upstairs bathroom?

My mother-in-law is downstairs. I've just pissed in a plant pot so I don't have to go down & say hello.

@simonpgold @LozzaFox @SadiqKhan Idiot.

The midget dictator says that there is no place for “hate” in this city? Then arrest every single person on the streets today calling for the eradication of Israel. @SadiqKhan watches on as our city becomes a ghetto. We need to take London back.