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Teto's Diary
@GatesRowesling
#B04 '08 #MUN '10 #LAL '15 Daily dissertations on things I think about gomd
Katılım Ağustos 2025
18 Takip Edilen11 Takipçiler
"Goku fans" fr be shocked when you tell them Goku not even the strongest Saiyan in his verse 😭
𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗶 𝐀s̸s̸ꏳ𝐄 👽- #TENOÍ@_morijinn
Seeing Jin Mori vs Goku debates makes me wanna rip my eyes out with my hands covered in battery and shove them up my ass because on everything that is blue and green Goku is not beating this nigga, get Goku past his own top tiers in his verse then come back to have a conversation
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@ITS_HOOPorDIE @PlayoffDude They'll just talk about what he says in mind the game 😭
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@PlayoffDude When bron retire , a lot of media won’t have nothing to spark a conversation about 😂
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Spurs tie the series 2-2 and the first thing y’all talk about the next morning is LeBron James who’s relaxing in Cancun.
Then some dude at work goes, “LeBron got the attention he wanted.”
Bro is on vacation catching strays for free.
First Take@FirstTake
"Why would you go back to a place where you've won?" @MadDogUnleashed says the Cavs should "absolutely not" bring LeBron James back 🗣️
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@saltMariaa "explained" that Germans who were really into hip hop in the 90s changed the word dicker to "digga" (where did the g's come from? 🤔) to mean dude/bro and it has absolutely NOTHING to do with the word nigga
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I can't believe this has to be explained every f year.
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When Issei stops being horny and remembers he has a whole ass celestial dragon on his wrist >>>
Ozzy 🇳🇬@hypareyli2
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@NewAdvntures @TehDuffman @laswsh @flameosumeet Even still, you would say "The NBA Finals", not "The NBA." This convo wouldn't be happening had they said "FIFA World Cup"
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@GatesRowesling @TehDuffman @laswsh @flameosumeet I feel like the World Series is the only event that gets this designation. I don't think I've ever seen the term "the finals" unless the context is explicitly stated as being about basketball.
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Unrelated but a lot of Americans are calling the World Cup “FIFA”, not the first time I’ve seen this and I wonder why
Everything Georgia@GAFollowers
Waking up to this is fucked.
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@calvingonba Kobe fan at his finest probably grew up a LeBron Hater more and likely, that’s why it’s always fk Kyrie. @KyrieIrving fuck you you retarded Btch you’re an embarrassment to the league that’s why you ain’t win shit and AD teamed up with Bron ha pusc.🤣🫵🏼🤡
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Oh so he didn’t give a single fuck about that “my own team” shit he just hated 23 lmao😭
Polymarket Hoops@PolymarketHoops
Kyrie Irving said he, Anthony Davis, and Kevin Durant talked about playing together in Boston back in 2018, with the hope of playing alongside Jayson Tatum “It was a dream for Kyrie, AD, KD to be on one team and still keep JT and let him grow and see how it goes.” (via @TimBontemps)
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@DanielW_X @MJ4804048521795 @biid4mvp That second sentence seems more like a counterpoint than mocking but aight
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it’s a weird but cool feeling seeing dudes you vehemently disagree with on more trivial things side with you on stuff that actually matters
Swipa@SwipaCam
Anyways…just go to the gym MAGA can’t find you there.
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🚨 OFFICIAL: Bruno Fernandes breaks Kevin De Bruyne and Thierry Henry’s record for most assists in a single Premier League season.
21 assists delivered this season. 👑🇵🇹
History. 🎞️
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@MJ4804048521795 @biid4mvp I was replying to two people acting like it was a niche thing
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@TehDuffman @laswsh @flameosumeet Yes it is, you don't call the NBA finals "the NBA" you call it "The Finals". It's the same thing, you call the FIFA World Cup "The World Cup" not "The FIFA"
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@Jaime_Sua_ @flameosumeet @sambrazy @JoshClarkeDC @dpedu No one would, will or does that, just admit bro was wrong gahdamn
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@flameosumeet @sambrazy @JoshClarkeDC @dpedu I think people would still omit the World Cup part when talking about it (and it still works), even in Spanish
FIFA qualifiers, FIFA quarter/semifinals, etc
especially since it’s every four years if u say FIFA when talking about the games people will get it
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Some people’s clubs deadass haven’t won a ucl this decade sucks to be them
GIF
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@Philip_9419x @liljmoorejr @ScottKacsmar @tpnelson423423 Jordan can't lead his team in points rebounds and assists like Bron had to in 2012 and 2013
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@GatesRowesling @liljmoorejr @ScottKacsmar @tpnelson423423 Jordan would have won the 11 finals, 12 finals and 13 finals
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"Stats Don't Lie" in a graphic that:
• Compares MJ's age-39 season to LeBron's age-41 season
• Doesn't note Jordan played 82 games to 60 for LeBron
1920 BEARS@1920bears
Michael Jordan’s final season with the Wizards was as remarkable as LeBron’s final season with the Lakers. Jordan LeBron Points 1,640 1,256 Assists 311 432 Off. Reb. 71 43 Def. Reb. 426 321 Steals 123 72 Blocks 39 35 Turnovers 173 179 #nba #basketball #MJ #lebron #GOATdebate
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@Elchokhmah @TouchlineX Lol keep whatever you want, you won't find use for it. My opinions are my own, I'm not speaking as a monolith for anybody. You won't see me saying Messi got carried to anything while being the teams top scorer bc thats not happened. Idk who ur arguing w/ cuz it dont seem like me
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@GatesRowesling @TouchlineX Thank God we have arrived at this point.
I never, ever want to hear from any Ronaldo fan or enthusiast ever again that Messi was carried at any point in his career. Ever!
According to your definition, Ronaldo wasn't carried. I'll save the tweet for receipt purposes.
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🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: João Félix has won the 2025/26 Saudi Pro League Player of the Season award! 🇵🇹💫
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