Geens Dangles

It is darkly funny how the left has become fanatically devoted to defending petite bourgeois landlords against professionally run property managers

this is the actual problem everyone expects every star wars project to be EXACTLY like andor or have the same tone star wars cant just be fun anymore

When did the Mandoverse peak for you?

Anakin’s dialogue isn’t poorly written or poorly delivered. He’s an emotionally stunted, traumatized child soldier raised in an order that taught him to suppress his emotions instead of process them. Of course he’s awkward, intense, and bad at talking to girls. His cadence and tone foreshadow Darth Vader with the same stiffness, intensity, and unnerving quality. He’s just not actually intimidating yet so people hated him. Also not sure why people expected one of the most horrific villains in cinematic history to be a cool likable guy growing up lmfao

Edits are probably the most important art form right now

I need a “loitering” option on Waymo where I don’t need to go anywhere, I just want an air conditioned place to sit and get some work done for 20 min.

This is also why this whole sequence is funnier than the one in Andor where Cassian steals the TIE fighter. The joke is just that he's having some trouble flying it, which is basically just a stock joke, and there's no other payoff. That's why I don't care about scenes like that, but of course some people just won't ever get where I'm coming from, and so they'll always think I'm being a hater for no reason.

humans outwitting Greek Gods bc they cant directly beat them is powerscaling Gilgamesh wouldnt be great if just anyone could beat the beasts he did, thats powerscaling Moby Dick being more intelligent than a normal whale therefore making it harder to kill is powerscaling

Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot classical literature never set up characters as physical threats to the protagonist. When Herman Melville wrote Moby Dick, I'm sure he only made the whale that big because it was cool, instead of actually wanting to write tension in his book, my bad!!!!!

The more I think about power-scaling as a concept, the more absurd I find it that anyone acts like it doesn’t matter when discussing media

Of course a younger Yoda wielded a lightsaber. It's not even a question. You have to be infuriatingly stupid to think George Lucas "doesn't understand Star Wars" for any reason, but this is one of the dumbest ones.