Oyewole Damilare

Here’s how luck finds you: 1. Work harder than expected 2. Stay teachable 3. Give without expecting a get 4. Read and write more 5. Show up on time 6. Focus on your customers 7. Develop good manners 8. Be humble 9. Be kind and generous 10. Surround yourself with smarter people

@UTDRico8 ❤️❤️❤️

If you will be watching Manchester united vs Brentford, let's connect ASAP. Just drop “❤️" and people will follow you.

Can’t stop laughing since afternoon. 🤣🤣🤣 Someone told me one demon do start a car and off it in their compound from midnight till 4am. 😂😂😂 Nigerians too spiritual, everything is evil spirit 🤣🤣🤣

Let me tell you why Man United has been playing many games on Mondays. First thing you need to know is that, premier league fixtures are majorly arranged by the broadcasters, mainly SKY and TNT. These broadcasters pay the premier league close to £2bn per year for TV rights, hence, you would agree that they should have a big say in the timing of games, due to broadcasting. SKY holds major share in these as they show a minimum of 215 matches. TNT show about 52 matches, especially Saturday early kick offs. They schedule the most marketable games in the best TV windows. For example, Man United on a Monday = reliable big numbers, data has shown that Monday night games generate lots of views, coupled with Monday Night Football. When these schedules are made, they consider lots of things. This season for instance, 9 premier league clubs played in Europe. If you’re playing in Europe mid week, they try to give you priority. You can’t play on Thursday in the Conference League like Palace and still play on Saturday in the premier league. Also, you can’t play on Sunday like Arsenal, and still play on Tuesday in the Champions league because of fixture congestion and the players also have to recover. Clubs participating in Europe are given some level of priority. You see clubs like Man United that have no business in Europe, they are the ones that are being thrown around for Friday and Monday night kick offs😅 Remember, SKY has to also make money, and Man United is the next best thing that’ll generate money for them, in fact, without Europe, Man United are arguably the biggest, so they put them on Mondays. I think it’s the 6th or 7th time Man United is playing on Monday this season. Monday is like prime time, because it’s a standalone game. Lots of people will watch. Other prime times are like 4:30pm on Sunday, if you guys notice, it’s usually the top matches that are shown at this time. The side effect of this is that the fans are the ones who’ll suffer. Imagine going to work on Monday, you close from work in Manchester and start traveling for an away game in Newcastle😭, it’s stressful. On the other hand, Man United fans have been lucky, most of these Monday or Friday games have been at home (Old Trafford). Many premier league clubs can compete because of the money made from these TV rights, Premier League also share this money equally among the teams which is commendable, that’s why Sunderland, a newly-promoted team can spend £200m in one transfer window. It’s not the same in other leagues, the big clubs take the chunk of the money, that’s why others can’t really compete. I hope you understand how this works and I hope few people learn one or two things.

@ekititrends @AsiwajuOladimej @TanimolaKolade @iMotivateAfrica @Debiwumi No one….their prices are the same.

Which supermarket offers the cheapest prices in Ekiti State?🤔🤔

@iam_eson Parking brake

For smart people only !! What is the role of the fourth stumble

@kenkenlewu Nigerians are wicked. Last December, bus drivers increased tfare from 7200 to 14200

My customer raised her meatpie from ₦1,000 to ₦1,500 because of JAMB. Today she called me back. There's a big JAMB centre close to my house. Last week, the whole area was crowded with students. On Friday, I went to buy meatpie from her shop - right opposite the centre. She returned my money and said the price had gone up. I asked why. She gestured at the crowd casually. "See the crowd na." It didn't make sense to me. So just because of JAMB principalities and new powers coming to the area for a few days, I should pay additional 50% for same quality and quantity of meatpie? I asked her to sell at the normal rate and she jokingly refused. I didn't argue. I left. This afternoon, I walked past her store on my way to school runs. She called out to me with a melodious voice. "Madam, come and buy." I asked how much. "It's now the normal price. ₦1,000." I looked around sarcastically. I'm sure my face betrayed me as usual. 😂😂😂😂 JAMB had finished. The crowd was gone. Everywhere was quiet. JAMB students are traffic. I am a customer. She forgot the difference. Traffic passes through. Customers come back - or they don't. I laughed in Kiswahili. Has this ever happened to you? Did you go back or did you leave for good? ©Abigael Oyebola

@dhave00 @PELSAUTOS @fairmoney_ng Agent coming to my house? Am I save?

@PELSAUTOS @fairmoney_ng Yes a week, one agent called and asking how he’ll get to my house

@walegates 😂😂😂 as how na

🇳🇬! Lets talk.... I let Bread & Ẹwà pass at parties, I let Garri and Groundnut pass. What is this? Ẹ mu jedi ni party? As how now? 😳😳😳 jedi

@TobiOdukoyaFilm 😂😂😂

What do you mean you love me but you can cheat on me? This gender sef💔

@subpharmacist They are available in different colors now. Black, white, pink

This is the first time in my life that I am seeing a black W.C

@Millishield01 This is the type of car is good for normal home-office movement and is going to save a lot of fuel

This type of small cars no supposed pass 3.5M max 5M. 2013 Ford Fiesta. 2014 Kia Rondo.

@twitgameboy Anything cancer

You’re given divine power for 24hrs to end one disease permanently. Which one are you ending?

@CRawkeen Likewise pumping machine

There should be an AC that comes with a solar panel. All you do is place the panel in the sun and the room/ office is cool. Nothing is reading into your prepaid meter, just sun!

@TobiOdukoyaFilm So sorry

@Gentle_Dre I'm currently suffering from both😭

No water or No light, which is worse?

@OloyeSomorin 😂😂😂

@Gentle_Dre You’re not a good person 🤣😂😁

Youths, please don’t do this 🥹 Find a 1/4 to 1/2 plot in an established area abeg.

@Letter_to_Jack 😂😂😂 New method now. They won’t call you and they won’t pick your calls. Just strange number calling you next day to come to the park and pick your package with extra fee.

Drivers: Se e fẹ send mesage. Me: ehn. But mo fẹ kin wọn gba kia kia Driver: N6000, laarin 2hrs, a ma de Oshodi. *pays* *9hrs later* Me: Nibo lẹ wa, wọn ni pe wọn o ti ri yin. Driver: ẹ ma disturb mi, ti mo ba de Oshodi, ma pe ẹni yẹn funra mi.

@PoojaMedia @OloriSports Happy birthday pooja

Pooja is +1 🎈 Say a prayer for him 🇳🇬 #PoojaCelebrates

@haywhyy09 Eboue and Nasri

Who does this kit reminds you of? 🤔